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[[File:whosehair.jpg|frame|link=http://StardustDragon.deviantart.com/art/Whose-Hair-58924563|[[Don't Explain the Joke|It is funny because]] [[Frankenstein|Frankenstein's Monster]] [[Biological Mashup|is made of body parts from multiple corpses]] [[Don't Explain the Joke|thus giving the question a double meaning.]] ]]
{{quote|"Aha! A strand of hair that isn't his! ... Oh, wait, it's mine."
|'''[[Roseanne]]'''}}
A wife suspects her husband is having an affair and [[GPS Evidence|can prove it by presenting him with the hair she found on his jacket]]. More likely than not the "affair hair" is also "[[A Worldwide Punomenon|A Fair Hair]]" meaning "[[Dumb Blonde|Blonde]]", [[Gentlemen Prefer Blondes|which the wife is not]], nor is the husband.
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** For those who are not familiar with the strip, Roger is [[Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow|balding]], and in denial about it.
* There was a ''[[Far Side]]'' strip that caused a bit of controversy because it showed a female chimp picking a blond hair off her chimp husband and asking if he'd been doing more "research" with "that Jane Goodall tramp". Jane Goodall, by the way, loved that strip.
** Jane Goodall herself told the story on the title page of one of the Far Side collections. Her society was getting ready to sue over the strip when she returned from field work. Her reply was, "Wow, real fame at last!" Now, it's one of her society's biggest moneymakers, appearing on many fund-raising products. Ms. Goodall invited Mr. Larson to her preserve - where he promptly got the snot kicked out of him by her lead chimp, a male named [[The Lord of the Rings|Frodo]]. [[
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