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{{quote|We're sexy! We're cute!<br />
{{quote|We're sexy! We're cute!
We're popular to boot!<br />
We're popular to boot!
We're bitchin'! Great hair!<br />
We're bitchin'! Great hair!
The boys all want to stare!<br />
The boys all want to stare!
We're wanted! We're hot!<br />
We're wanted! We're hot!
We're everything you're not!<br />
We're everything you're not!
We're pretty! We're cool! We dominate this school!<br />
We're pretty! We're cool! We dominate this school!
Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!<br />
Who am I? Just guess! Guys wanna touch my chest!

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Hate us 'cause we're beautiful but we don't like you either<br />
Hate us 'cause we're beautiful but we don't like you either
We're cheerleaders! We! Are! Cheerleaders!|'''The Rancho Carne cheerleading squad''', ''[[Bring It On]]''}}
We're cheerleaders! We! Are! Cheerleaders!|'''The Rancho Carne cheerleading squad''', ''[[Bring It On]]''}}


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* ''[[Luann]]'' has Tiffany, [[Alpha Bitch]] head cheerleader, be the object of Luann's crush Aaron's affections - Might be an aversion, but maybe not. Rumors circulate that the writers [[Word of Gay|originally meant to reveal that Aaron was gay]] and was not interested in any of the supposed love interests, but fears that the strip was not popular enough to survive this [[What Could Have Been|scrapped that plan]].
* ''[[Luann]]'' has Tiffany, [[Alpha Bitch]] head cheerleader, be the object of Luann's crush Aaron's affections - Might be an aversion, but maybe not. Rumors circulate that the writers [[Word of Gay|originally meant to reveal that Aaron was gay]] and was not interested in any of the supposed love interests, but fears that the strip was not popular enough to survive this [[What Could Have Been|scrapped that plan]].
* One story in [[Phil Foglio]]'s ''[[XXXenophile]]'' included priestess Otaz revealing that the half-orc villain was also the daughter of the priestess's god, Orum.
* One story in [[Phil Foglio]]'s ''[[XXXenophile]]'' included priestess Otaz revealing that the half-orc villain was also the daughter of the priestess's god, Orum.
{{quote| '''Feljikk (Drow warrior):''' Orum mated with an ''orc''?!<br />
{{quote|'''Feljikk (Drow warrior):''' Orum mated with an ''orc''?!
'''Otaz:''' She was wearing a ''cheerleader'' outfit.<br />
'''Otaz:''' She was wearing a ''cheerleader'' outfit.
'''Feljikk:''' That makes a ''difference''?<br />
'''Feljikk:''' That makes a ''difference''?
'''Otaz:''' Orum ''really'' likes cheerleaders, okay? }}
'''Otaz:''' Orum ''really'' likes cheerleaders, okay? }}
* In ''[[Cherry Comics]]'', Cherry and her girlfriends are all cheerleaders. Needless to say, they are very popular with the boys.
* In ''[[Cherry Comics]]'', Cherry and her girlfriends are all cheerleaders. Needless to say, they are very popular with the boys.
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* Subverted in ''[[My Name Is Earl]]'', where, in a desperate move, Earl has to seduce a cheerleader who had been mauled by a rabid badger. Since she's so flexible, no matter what position he takes, he's always looking at her horribly scarred face. [[Squick|Eww.]]
* Subverted in ''[[My Name Is Earl]]'', where, in a desperate move, Earl has to seduce a cheerleader who had been mauled by a rabid badger. Since she's so flexible, no matter what position he takes, he's always looking at her horribly scarred face. [[Squick|Eww.]]
* In the ''[[M*A*S*H|Mash]]'' episode "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan", Hawkeye's pretending to be smothered by cheerleaders after winning a (made-up) basketball game when he is interrupted by Radar. Hawkeye asks whether anything of the sort ever occurred to him.
* In the ''[[M*A*S*H|Mash]]'' episode "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan", Hawkeye's pretending to be smothered by cheerleaders after winning a (made-up) basketball game when he is interrupted by Radar. Hawkeye asks whether anything of the sort ever occurred to him.
{{quote| '''Radar:'''Oh, no sir, we didn't have cheerleaders.<br />
{{quote|'''Radar:'''Oh, no sir, we didn't have cheerleaders.
'''Hawkeye:'''My condolences to your libido. }}
'''Hawkeye:'''My condolences to your libido. }}
* Referenced in ''[[Frasier]]'' when Niles is given the opportunity to meet a cheerleader for a basketball team. Roz says in annoyance that not all guys want cheerleaders, while Niles' response is "Is it the ''head' cheerleader?"
* Referenced in ''[[Frasier]]'' when Niles is given the opportunity to meet a cheerleader for a basketball team. Roz says in annoyance that not all guys want cheerleaders, while Niles' response is "Is it the ''head' cheerleader?"