Amoral Attorney: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|'''George Meyers, Jr.:''' That's it... That's it, little girl! You just saved ''Itchy and Scratchy''!
'''Lawyer:''' Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save ''Itchy and Scratchy''. }}
** Having said that, the Blue Haired Lawyer is one of the few examples on this list to be ''truly'' amoral. He's even argued on the Simpson family's behalf a few times, mostly after Lionel Hutz (see below) could no longer appear on the show.
** On the other hand, the [[Author Existence Failure|sadly now retired]] character Lionel Hutz is an ''incompetent'' example of this trope, often put up against the Blue-Haired Lawyer and rarely winning unless he's lucky.
** "When will you humans learn that ''feelings'', as you call them, can get in the way of big cash pay offs? Bwahahahaha!"
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{{quote|'''Foop''': I knew that in order to defeat you, Poof, I needed to become something ''truly'' evil -- a lawyer!}}
* In an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'', after Peter claims he'd sell his soul for fame, the devil finds out he already sold it...twice! He asks where he can find a lawyer. Pan to see everyone in hell raise their hands.
 
 
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