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[[File:petabuse_6534petabuse 6534.jpg|link=Tiny Toon Adventures|frame|[[Love Hurts]], but hugs kill.]]
 
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Aww, isn't this little guy cute? I'm gonna [[I'm Taking Her Home with Me|take him home]] [[Cuddle Bug|and hug him and kiss him and squeeze him with all my heart]] and be such a great friend and...
 
[[Self-Demonstrating Article|...and for some reason he fell asleep]]. [[Please Wake Up|You OK, little guy?]]
 
[[He's Dead, Jim|Little guy?]]
 
Some monsters don't want to kill people; they just want to love them into iddy biddy pieces. No malice is intended, the monster just [[Does Not Know His Own Strength]] -- but—but the "pet" is fully aware of the danger. Usually played for laughs, although there are exceptions. Possibly a deconstruction/satire of the [[Gentle Giant]].
 
This trope, like [[Fluffy the Terrible]], [[Grotesque Cute]], [[Enfante Terrible]], [[Killer Rabbit]], and [[Psychopathic Manchild]], plays off the conflict between "cute" and "terrifying."
 
If the monster [[Humans Are Cthulhu|is a human]], this may be the way they [[Fluffy Tamer|tame Fluffy]]. If not, it is a type of [[Non-Malicious Monster]]. (Although in that case, taming Fluffy may have [[Gone Horribly Right|caused Fluffy to do this]].)
 
Sadly this is a bit of [[Truth in Television]] as children often kill small animals by accident in [[Real Life]]. This Trope is not to be be confused with [[wikipedia:Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"|naming conventions of Sleeping Car Porters.]]
 
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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* {{spoiler|The Clawed Man}} in ''[[Gun X Sword]]''. Played very straight, almost for tragedy, and he regrets it every time.
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* [[Mad Scientist|Mad Science]] teacher Nakamura of ''[[Nichijou]]'' adores her cat Taisho, but has ''no'' idea how to care for a cat, among other things feeding him ramen like it was proper food. Taisho eventually ran away and became {{spoiler|the Shinonomes' cat Sakamoto, though as he himself notes this isn't ''that'' great an improvement other than more reliable feeding}}.
 
== [[Art]] ==
* In a rare art-related example, Frank Kelly Freas' painting ''The Gulf Between'', which also served as inspiration for [[Queen]]'s ''News of the World'' album, features a giant robot that has inadvertently killed a man by holding him too tightly. In the issue of ''Astounding Science Fiction'' that featured this on the cover, this was accompanied by the caption, "Please... fix it, Daddy?"
 
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* Subverted in the old newspaper comic version of Batman, in which a [[Dumb Muscle]] gangster is shown having a [[Pet the Dog]] moment by giving a kitten a saucer of milk. His affluent boss doesn't like the distraction his henchman's having, so picks up the kitty to pet him... {{spoiler|and [[Kick the Dog|breaks the poor thing's neck]] [[Complete Monster|right in front of its owner]].}}
 
== Fanworks[[Fan Works]] ==
* In ''[[Touhou]]'' fanworks, Flandre Scarlet and Koishi Komeji are sometimes depicted as being a little too energetic in their pursuit of cuddles. Poor Okuu gets all bent out of shape and ruffled when Koishi [[Glomp|glompsglomp]]s her. As for Flandre, well, those that she "plays with" down in the Scarlet Devil Mansion's basement frequently end up "broken."
* Poor [https://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/2831196?q=parent%3A2831196 Passionlip] from ''[[Fate/Grand Order]]''. (Website contains NSFW images, but these images are SFW).
 
== [[Film]] ==
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== [[Literature]] ==
* One of the [[Trope MakersMaker]] here is undoubtedly Lennie Small, in John Steinbeck's ''[[Of Mice and Men]]''. Lennie was a childlike man who [[Does Not Know His Own Strength|didn't know his own strength]], and so ended up crushing the mice and puppies he tried to pet, and eventually {{spoiler|killed someone by accident}} in much the same way. George was the name of his sidekick (or rather, Lennie is ''his'' sidekick), hence the [[Looney Tunes]] and MGM examples are [[Shout-Out|Shout Outs]].
** There is also the fact that poor Lennie's reaction to being startled is to hold on tightly to whatever he's holding (doing this with a woman's red velvet dress got him and George chased out of town in the beginning) - and ended up causing the aforementioned incident.
* The Howlers from ''[[Animorphs]]'' are a terrifying race of warriors responsible for the genocide of several other alien races - until our heroes find out that they're all children who believe they're playing a game under the control of the evil Crayak.
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* In Mikhail Uspensky's ''Zhikhar's Adventures'' humorous fantasy novels, that's what a [[Our Werewolves Are Different|varkalap]] does to you.
* In the ''[[Malazan Book of the Fallen]]'' Toc the Younger is subjected to a horrifying variant of this. After being captured by the enemy, he's given as a plaything to an insane K'Chain Chemalle Matriarch. Desperate for a child to cling to, the enormous beast promptly began hugging Toc the Younger, crushing and distorting his body... but the magic applied to Toc kept him alive and healing, leaving his body a twisted, pitiful wreck.
* In [[Tad Williams]]' ''[[Otherland]]'', the Other, [[AIA.I. Is a Crapshoot|quasi-sentient]] operating system of the titular network, [[Friend to All Children|loves children]] and seeks them out, but the combination of its [[Psychopathic Manchild|ignorance of real life]], [[Psychic Powers]], and the [[You Cannot Grasp the True Form|horror of its existence]] means that its attempts to "play with them" ends up inadvertently [[Mind Rape|Mind Raping]] them into comas. Oops.
* ''[[Discworld]]'' has an [[Expy]] of [[Cthulhu Mythos|Shub-Niggurath]] -- [https://web.archive.org/web/20120428192936/http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Tshup_Aklathep Tshup Aklathep, Infernal Star Toad with A Million Young]. She shows pictures of them all to anyone she can catch. Until her new friends' [[Your Head Asplode|brains implode]] or they kill themselves.
* In Alan Dean Foster's Spellsinger volume IV, The Moment of the Magician contain an example where a sentient swamp refuses to let our protagonistsgo because "They are new and interesting". It likes new and interesting. In order to coax it to let them leave, Jon-Tom conjurs up a variety of objects from his own world such as a grandfather clock or a flea circus to entertain it, and eventually it is overcome by...tv commercials.
 
== [[Live -Action TV]] ==
* In the original ''[[The Outer Limits]]'' episode "Behold, Eck!", the titular creature is a meek, polite entity who comes from a two-dimensional universe. After he accidentally enters our world through a dimensional rift, Eck unintentionally causes all sorts of havoc until the heroes figure out how to send him home. The script's original title was "The [[Reluctant Monster]]," which gives you an idea of the tone the writers were going for.
** In [[The Nineties]] [[Revival]] of ''[[The Outer Limits]]'', an episode involves a man copying his comatose dying son's consciousness into a clunky robot body. When he comes home, he finds the cat has finally stopped being afraid of the robot, because he's petting its "soft" bloody body with his cheap robot claws.
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== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
* Beasts of Nurgle in ''[[Warhammer Fantasy Battle]]'' and ''[[Warhammer 4000040,000]]'' only want to play with all the friends they meet on the battlefield. However, since they're living embodiments of disease strong enough to crush a man's bones to powder, you can guess how well that goes.
* The ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'' creature ''Affectionate Indrik'' wants to affectionately nuzzle a creature off a bridge https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=489356.
 
== Theater ==
 
== [[Theatre]] ==
* In the play ''Rabbit'', set in a [[Teenage Wasteland]], {{spoiler|Tib does this to the titular bunny}}.
 
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* The 2008 Halloween event on ''[[Gaia Online]]'' features a four-way battle between Humans, Dark Elves, Vampires, and Zombies. The Zombie attacks are attempts to ''hug'' their victims.
** Bludeau the robot was accidentally crushing customers long before the "Glompies" were created. It was a nice little continuity nod when his 2008 prom date was Meredith, the [[Office Lady]] with [[Super Strength]].
* The [[Video Game Remake]] of ''[[Resident Evil]]'' for Gamecube introduced a deformed mutant who, in your first encounter, doesn't hurt you--justyou—just knocks you out. One of her "diary" entries reads:
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* ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'': Sarah [http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-06-11 hugging] Grace's [[Shape Shifter|full squirrel form]] is [[Played for Laughs]] here.
* Equius in ''[[Homestuck]]'' is quite fond of the centaur-cow-butler-thing that raised him, but his attempts to demonstrate his affection tend to cause black eyes, due to his [[Super Strength]].
* ''[[Vexxarr]]'' has weaponized this behaviour (along with [[Reality Is Out to Lunch|reality-distorting]] side effect of a misadjusted FTL drive) when his ship was boarded by some Lattroxx out to eat him and everyone else on board (including robots, but [[Even the Rats Won't Touch It|excluding Sploorfix]]). He [http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=080715 set up Sid] about to grow large to [http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=091415 "comfort"] them.
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
* Used in ''[[Tales of MU]]'', with Sooni and her servant/slave, "Baby Kai-Kai." Usually funny in a [[Crosses the Line Twice]] way, until she crossed the line a third time {{spoiler|and refused to get Kai treatment for a cracked skull until it was almost too late}}.
* [[Image Boards|/tg/]] loves this trope -- whattrope—what with "[[The Juggernaut|The Tarrasque]] is [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5789941/ actually a pretty swell guy]" and "Unyuufex" - a [[The Butcher|Carnifex]] who [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Unyuufex only wants to hug]. From [https://demonmads.deviantart.com/art/ArtDump-2-Unyuufex-60010116 here]; [https://demonmads.deviantart.com/art/Hug-The-Nought-62436116 some things] can survive his attention for a while, however.
** From ''40k Funnies'' [http://the-great-geraldo.deviantart.com/art/40k-Funnies-Page-2-118758321 page 2]. There may be some embarrassing side effects in temporary recreating parts of a shattered god, after all.
* ''[[Salad Fingers]]'', in a series available on Nitrome.
{{quote|"You got all flat, and gooey... I ''shant'' play with you 'till you have a bath."}}
* [[Something Awful|Shmorky]]'s parody of ''[[Video Game/Homestar Runner|Homestar Runner]]'' (viewable [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/tub-bites-vol.php here]): "I petted 'The Sheep' too much. Now he don't move no more!"
** And then it happens again with "Marmalade".
* One of the dumbest customers in [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]] killed her goldfish [http://notalwaysright.com/like-a-fish-out-of-water by taking it out of the water to pet it. Then went back to the shop, bought a new one and did the same thing]. Then learned fish don't breath air. Maybe.
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* In ''[[Monsters vs. Aliens]]'', B.O.B. enthusiastically hugs Susan's mom, and since he's [[The Blob]], accidentally absorbs her. Susan orders him to spit her out before she suffocates, then apologizes for him. "He's just a hugger."
** Later, Susan herself goes to her fiancee Derek, and as she is [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever|ten times taller than he is]], she very nearly crushes him and almost snaps his head off with a kiss.
* Pictured above is Elmyra of ''[[Tiny Toon Adventures]]''. lovedShe loves animals, but didndoesn't know how to treat them. Sheand wasis honestly confused when the adorable animals she meant no harm towards objected to being put in too-small cages, bathed via near-drowning, and other overly-affectionate acts. One of her pets ''falls apart in the sink,'', having been dead already [[Please Wake Up|unbeknownst to her]]. Hands with carcass go in, empty hands come out as she looks on in confusion.
** Her bow has the skull of some poor small animal, supposed to be her very first pet, according to forgotten sources.
** In a [[Tales from the Crypt]] parody, she is seen looking through a photo album of deceased pets, including a fish that she didn't realize couldn't live out of water, and a horse that [[Driven to Suicide|deliberately jumped off a cliff]]. Said pets end up coming back as zombies to try and get revenge, only to endure more torture from Elmyra.
* ''[[Robot Chicken]]'':
** AOne segmentsketch of ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' featuredfeatures a giant robot coming to life and innocently harming everyone he meets;: he picks up a group of people to hug and crushes them to death, splattering their guts all over himself, then picks up a dog and crushes it when he pets it. When police open fire to try to stop his apparent rampage, he decides to "play" too... and "wins".
** Another ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' sketch features an Elmyra [[Captain Ersatz]] who is so cuteness-crazed that she traps a pegasus in a bear trap, ''hacks off his wings'', paints him pink, and [[Roots|whips him until he accepts that his new name is Sunnymuffins]]. Definitely [[Crosses the Line Twice]].
** Also note that the voice actress for the [[Captain Ersatz]] was Cree Summer who also voiced Elmyra
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* The unnamed girl who captures Snoopy and Woodstock (naming Snoopy "Rex") in ''[[Peanuts|Snoopy, Come Home]]''.
* A seemingly kind old woman turns out to be this type in the ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' episode, [[SpongeBob SquarePants/Recap/S4/Have You Seen This Snail?|"GaryHave ComeYou Home.Seen This Snail?"]] When Gary, the pet snail, Gary runs away from a neglectful Spongebob, he is rescued by the old character.woman Beforeand hesmothered iswith smotheredattention. byShortly attentioninto his stay, however, he finds the bodies of other pet snails that she's loved to death, or alternatively fattened up with food and affectionbeats soa thatquick shepath couldhome eatbefore them.the Hesmothering beatsbecomes a quick path homeliteral.
* ''[[Looney Tunes]]'':
** While he doesn't actually ''kill'' them, Spongebob himself has this behaviour towards Squidward, Ms. Puff, Gary, and Barnacle Boy.
** A little girl named Suzanne plays this role in the 1955 [[Friz Freleng]]-directed short "A Kiddies Kitty". Subverted in that she doesn't actually own any pets, since her mother refuses to get her one until she learns to take care of her things - enter one Sylvester, running from a dog pursuing him... While she thankfully doesn't manage to kill Sylvester, she's still overly affectionate enough that, when the mother discovers Sylvester and ultimately decides to let Suzanne keep him, he decides he'd rather take his chances with the dog.
* Junyer Bear of [[Looney Tunes]] was a classic embodiment of this. In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfU4QHZqswY "A Bear For Punishment"], Junyer is determined to give dear ol' Dad a memorable Father's Day. At one point, he tried to give his father a shave with a jagged straight razor. A moment later, he tells his mother, "Ma? Pa won't talk to me. I nudged him and I nudged him... he's awfully still." Subverted a moment later {{spoiler|when a tattered arm reaches through the door and yanks Junyer back through it, followed by the sound of Pa beating the crap out of his son. "Pa is all right now, Ma!"}}
* The animated short, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8CordF1nl8 The Terrible Thing of Alpha-9].
* In one episode of ''[[American Dad]]'', Barry mistakes a girl in a cat costume as the ghost of his pet cat Mr. Whiskers and says "I'm sorry Mr. Whiskers, I didn't know you couldn't breathe under water" while sobbing.
** He has also said "Puppies can't fly, or at least mine couldn't" while holding back tears.
* In the ''[[Powerpuff Girls]]'' movie, when fighting the superpowered monkeys, Bubbles picks up Cruncha Muncha, thea littlestsmell capuchin monkey., Sheand hugs him really tight and startswhile swinging him around in her arms when, suddenly,causing hehim goesto go limp in her arms, and she begins to cry.
 
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