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* Crossing over with [[And the Fandom Rejoiced/Video Games|Video Games]], WWE's announcement that [[Randy Savage]] would be in the upcoming WWE All-Stars game was made... [[The Bus Came Back|by Randy Savage]] '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtzJpS7BgY4 himself]'''.
* Back in 2005, they're resurrecting [[ECW]] for a Pay-Per-View? [[Mick Foley|Foley's]] doing color commentary? Awesome! Wait, [[Joey Styles]] is doing play-by-play?! ALKSFJDSLKFLSAKFKLS [[Memetic Mutation|OH MY GOD!!!]] YOU MEAN HE'S GOING TO BE THE NEW COMMENTATOR ON RAW?! HOLY SH-
* Old school RAW huh, this sounds ni- was that the original block WW'''''F''''' logo? And the 1993 theme?! The Attitude Era titantron with the RAW letters old?!! Cole and King introducing the show standing ringside using old uncovered mics?!!! '''[[I'm Taking Her Home
* WWE going to bring back [[Tough Enough]]? Meh, sounds pretty cool but I doubt it'll be anything spec- Wait, [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]] is going to host?!?!?! HELL YEAH!!!!!!
** And he's goingto be joined by Bill DeMott? I don't remember who h- [[Booker T]]?! Aw, cool, that's gre-- AND [[Trish Stratus
* Yeah, the whole "Immortal" storyline over at [[TNA]] has gotten really stale. Really, they should have set up Fortune as the faces against Immortal. Right now ], they're trying to get the Main Event Mafia back to fight them like we need ''those'' guys back. And now [[Kevin Nash]] and [[Booker T]] are back at WWE, so TNA's just kind of scre-- wait, did Robert Roode just clothesline [[Jeff Hardy]]? Did Beer Money and Kaz just chuck Immortal out of the ring? [[AJ Styles]] just grabbed a mic... wait... '''IS FORTUNE TURNING FACE?!?!?!?! IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!'''
** It gets better. Because he proceeds to [[Calling the Old Man Out|call out Immortal]] on '''everything''' that the fans had been complaining about during the entire Immortal storyline. You could hear the fandom rejoice as he did so in one of the largest cheers in TNA history.
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*** [[John Cena|YOUR TIME IS UP! MY TIME IS NOW!]]<ref> To explain, this guy had a torn muscle ''three months before the Royal Rumble''. He was medically cleared and WWE didn't drop the word that he was going to make it to the match, much less ''Number 30''.</ref>
** Royal Rumble 2009: [[Most Wonderful Sound|ONE OF]] [[Ensemble Darkhorse|A KIND!]]
{{quote| '''[[Jim Ross]]:''' WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! BAH GAWD IT'S [[Rob Van Dam
*** HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
** Royal Rumble 2010: [[Edge|you think you know me...]] ON THIS DAY, I SEE CLEARLY!!
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** Alright, Santino Marella. [[Plucky Comic Relief|Time to laugh!]] Wait a minute, is that a YING YANG ON THE TITANTRON - [[Most Wonderful Sound|ONE OF A KIND!]] [[Rob Van Dam|ROB VAN DAM?]] SWEET!
** Here comes Jillian, talking smack about [[Trish Stratus]] and--OH MY GOD! LITA'S BACK! And she and Trish HUGGED!
* Sin Cara goes to Smackdown? Great, they'll actually give him good screen time. Wait, his first major feud is with Chavo? They're giving Chavo something to do!?! Sweet! And they're throwing in [[Daniel Bryan
** [[Jim Cornette|(I) fuck(ing love) this company!]]
* What?! [[Screwed
* Man... NXT Redemption has sucked all season. Thank god that it's almos-Wait! Derrick Bateman's back and is now in the final three with Daniel Bryan as his pro?!! AWESOME!!!
* Money In The Bank 2011. The Smackdown match? Pfft, it'll obviously be Sheam... [[Daniel Bryan|DANIEL BRYAN'S]] WON IT? Awesome! [[Randy Orton]] defending against Christian? Eh, Orton's the most over guy on Smackdown, there's no way... Christian won? AWESOME! Time for the Raw MITB match! The winner is...AlbertoDelRio? Yawn. Finally, [[John Cena]] defending against [[CM Punk]]? Nah, Punk's leaving, and Cena's WWE's golden boy... PUNK WINS? CLEANLY? AWESOME!!!! OH, NO, here comes Alberto to cash in-PUNK ESCAPED! AWESOME!!!!! Seriously, Money In The Bank was an enormous CMOA for many Smarks.
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** Oh crap, Ryder has to fight [[Mark Henry]] in a No Disqualifications match after ALREADY facing Cena?? Laurinitis, you son of a- [[Flat What|What.]] Did Cena just give an Attitude Adjustment to Henry, THEN help pull Ryder on top of him for the cover?! [[Holy Shit Quotient|HOLY SH-]]
* Yeah, aside from The Rock and [[John Cena]] teaming up, this year's Survivor Series is going to be a bor.......WAITAMINUTE! [[CM Punk]] brought ''the'' Howard Finkle to be his personal ring announcer?! Oh, and I'm sure Del Rio wil reta- what's this?! [[CM Punk]] is the NEW WWE CHAMPION! IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! YES! YES! YES!
* Ho hum. Time for the Slammys. OK, the "I did not just see that" award. The show always opens with a major angle, so it's gotta be The Mi-[[Jim Ross
* Awesome. We get to watch [[Mark Henry|two]] [[The Big Show|giants]] beat the hell out of each other with steel chairs. Okay. Show's won the match. But Mark [[Sore Loser|doesn't seem to get the point.]] How much longer are they going to keep this feud goin-what's that music? [[Big OMG|OH MY GOD IT'S]] [[Bryan Danielson|FLIGHT OF THE FUCKING VALKYRIES!!!!!!!!!]]
** Early that night A NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWNED, [[Zack Ryder|WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT]]!!!!!!!!!!
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* [[Triple H]] vs. the Undertaker at [[Wrestlemania]] XXVIII as a '''[[Wham! Line|HELL IN A CELL]]''' match?!! It's not just the that rematch is taking place but after years of the [[Badass Decay|watered-down]] matches in ''[[In Name Only|that]]'' specialty pay-per-view, Hell in a Cell [[Character Rerailment|is back to its roots as a]] '''''[[Godzilla Threshold|last resort]]''''' match.
* Oh god, after much demand, we WILL be seeing [[CM Punk]] vs [[Chris Jericho]] in the main event!
* Jack Swagger and [[
* [[Wrestlemania]] 28: Oh, of course John Cena's gonna win against The Rock. He's the face of the WWE and the----ROCK BOTTOM!? ONE! TWO! THREE! ROCK WINS! ROCK WINS! OH MY GOD! THE ROCK WINS!
** Alright, "The End Of An Era" match is starting!! Wait that's not [[Shawn Michaels]]'s music. It's [[Most Wonderful Sound|Boomer Sooner]], [[Jim Ross|J.R]] is gonna call this MATCH!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!
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