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== Axel will knock Aerith up. ==

** Except Riku already fills that niche.

*** You haven't looked at the next WMG, have you?

** [http://ansemretort.org/ansemretort/index.html?comic=688 apparently confirmed.] Still too soon to be completely sure, though.

*** Confirmed, and then promptly [[Dead Baby Comedy|aborted]]. We should have seen that one coming.

 

== In the [[Alternate History]], Axel is actually ''peaceful''. ==

* [[Jossed]] by [http://ansemretort.org/mainpage.php?subaction=showcomments&id=1262889026&archive=&start_from=&ucat=& Word of God]

* And, you know, the fact alternate!Axel ''[[Crazy Awesome|dropped Riku into a volcano]] [http://www.ansemretort.org/ansemretort/index.html?comic=578 and then nuked it.]''

Come on, who can resist the [[Book Ends]]?

 

 

== Riku is Axel and Aerith's kid from the future. ==

* Not actually 100% sure they'd be abusive as parents (Axel has never, ever actually hit Aerith - he actually got kind of pissed when she pretended he did - and that might extend to his kid, and Aerith is snarky, snappish, and {{spoiler|her other half}} is a [[Magnificent Bitch]], but she doesn't seem to do hands-on violence.) Plus, don't you think he'd say "HOLY SHIT I'M WATCHING MY PARENTS HOOK UP" or something?

** Yes, he'd probably say that, if he wasn't both severely brain damaged by all the blunt-force head trauma ''and'' vulnerable to Namine's memory-based whimsey. Even if he is their son, he probably doesn't remember anymore, and won't remember until it is comedically/dramatically most appropriate, at which point the memory in junction with seeing them hook up will make him want to kill himself. Er, moreso.

* {{spoiler|He's also a time lord}}

 

Red XII has fullfilled his promise to eat Riku's parents. That means that Riku no longer exists eg. dead. This explains the sudden use of TWEWY backgrounds, and the appearence of Axel's murder victims in the background. As I stated above Xion will get involved, fighting for existence with Riku as her partner. Oh.. a Kairi will show up as a reaper.

* Jossed, Riku is immune to time changes, because he is {{spoiler|Time Lord}}.

* Well. He's certainly not human, {{spoiler|albeit he's a [[Time Lord]] and not because of Zex's surgeries.}} So semi-confirmed?

 

 

== If there is a [[Gender Flip]] [[Alternate Universe]], then Larxene is the counterpart of [[Metalocalypse|Doctor Rockso.]] ==

Well, there is the blond hair...plus, if the 'Skwisgaar is the son of a god' WMG is true, it's quite possible that that is where Larxene's lightning powers come from, especially if Skwisgaar's father turns out to be Thor.

 

 

== Kairi won't come back to life. She'll become a werepire. ==

* Either way she won't coming back into comic by the [[Word of God]].

 

== Kairi will come back to life/become a ghost/zombie/what have you... ==

* [[Word of God]] says she's not coming back.

 

** Sooo, [[Adolf Hitler]]? He was Jewish.

 

* Even though the orphans and the orphanage aren't stated, it is a strong possibility that Crocodile was helping out the orphans displaced by the fire Axel set.

 

== Roxas will be freed from Sora through means of which that no one, not even the author, will want to go into detail. ==

 

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