Anti-Love Song: Difference between revisions

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** Even his complete non-sequitur reference to Pee-wee Herman is followed by her impassioned cry of "I love Pee-wee Herman/ but I doooooonnnn't love yooooooooouuuuu!"

* Lily Tomlin and [[Barry Manilow]] released the appropriately titled "Last Duet" as seen by the introductory lines:

{{quote|'''Lily''': You [[Jerkass|creep]]

Into my heart

And make my heart burn

'''Barry''': You [[Your Cheating Heart|sneak]]

Into my mind

And make my head ache

'''Both''': [[Cannot Spit It Out|There are things I long to tell you]]

'''Lily''': You're much [[Dumb Blonde|too blond]]

'''Barry''': [[Catching Some Zs|You snore]]

'''Both''': Look

It's time to face the music

'''Barry''': Bye bye

'''Lily''': Don't [[Stock Sound Effects|slam the door]]

And I don't want

'''Barry''': I don't want

'''Lily''': I don't want

'''Barry''': I don't want

'''Both''': [[Finishing Each Other's Sentences|No, I don't want your flowers anymore]]! }}

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 "Jizz In My Pants".] Anybody?

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*** They also wrote "Too Young to Fall in Love" which describes a bitter relationship (This song would be mention in their song "Don't Go Away Mad")

* For all of their straight-up love songs, [[Queen]] wrote a surprising number of these, ranging from "I'm in Love with My Car" to "You Don't Fool Me".

* "Heavy In Your Arms" by ''[[Florence ~~and~~ the Machine]]'' is a pretty vicious Anti-Love Song about how the narrator is a dead weight around her lover's neck, always dragging him down until he decides to just let her drown in a river. It contains this lyric:

* "Heavy In Your Arms" by ''[[Florence + the Machine]]'' is a pretty vicious Anti-Love Song about how the narrator is a dead weight around her lover's neck, always dragging him down until he decides to just let her drown in a river. It contains this lyric:

{{quote|This will be my last confession: "I love you" never felt like any blessing

Whispering like it's a secret only to condemn the one who hears it }}