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'''Kat:''' Yeahhhhh... But that was... I don't even ''know'' what ''that'' was about...|''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]'' }} |
'''Kat:''' Yeahhhhh... But that was... I don't even ''know'' what ''that'' was about...|''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]'' }} |
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{{quote|'''GM:''' The ship has a cooling system. |
{{quote|'''GM:''' The ship has a cooling system. |
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'''Obi-Wan:''' So where does the heat it generates go? It's a closed system; you can't just magically pump it out into space. We're trying to be realistic, right? |
'''Obi-Wan:''' So where does the heat it generates go? It's a closed system; you can't just magically pump it out into space. We're trying to be realistic, right? |
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'''GM:''' Yeah... |
'''GM:''' Yeah... |
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'''Obi-Wan:''' In fact, didn't you say the hull is polished silver? The thermal emissivity of polished metal is— |
'''Obi-Wan:''' In fact, didn't you say the hull is polished silver? The thermal emissivity of polished metal is— |
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'''GM:''' This ship hovers with no visible means of propulsion and travels through hyperspace, and you're worried about the ''air conditioning''?|''[[Darths and Droids]]''}} |
'''GM:''' This ship hovers with no visible means of propulsion and travels through hyperspace, and you're worried about the ''air conditioning''?|''[[Darths and Droids]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[Terminator|Those movies]] are very unrealistic; there's no way they could've survived! But the time travel concept, that's okay."''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]'''}} |
{{quote|''"[[Terminator|Those movies]] are very unrealistic; there's no way they could've survived! But the time travel concept, that's okay."''|'''[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Flash:''' Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that... |
{{quote|'''Flash:''' Let's see, after I caught the gorilla, he told me that... |
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'''Green Lantern:''' He talked to you. |
'''Green Lantern:''' He talked to you. |
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'''Flash:''' Yeah, right after I stopped his car. |
'''Flash:''' Yeah, right after I stopped his car. |
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'''Green Lantern:''' I'm supposed to believe this? |
'''Green Lantern:''' I'm supposed to believe this? |
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'''Flash:''' Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.|''[[Justice League Unlimited]] -- The Brave and the Bold Part 1''}} |
'''Flash:''' Hey, we've both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.|''[[Justice League Unlimited]] -- The Brave and the Bold Part 1''}} |
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{{quote|'''Senator Stampingston:''' Dethklok has summoned a troll. |
{{quote|'''Senator Stampingston:''' Dethklok has summoned a troll. |
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'''General Crozier:''' That's impossible. There's no such thing as trolls. |
'''General Crozier:''' That's impossible. There's no such thing as trolls. |
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'''Senator Stampingston:''' Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?|''[[Metalocalypse]] -- Dethtroll''}} |
'''Senator Stampingston:''' Then how do you explain the dead unicorns?|''[[Metalocalypse]] -- Dethtroll''}} |
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{{quote|'''Gimmick:''' No! There is no such thing as a woodsprite! |
{{quote|'''Gimmick:''' No! There is no such thing as a woodsprite! |
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'''Leota:''' Oh? And I suppose there's no such thing as [[Cool Airship|a big bag of air]] stuck in my tree! But there it is, big as life!|''[[The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin]] -- The Airship (book)''}} |
'''Leota:''' Oh? And I suppose there's no such thing as [[Cool Airship|a big bag of air]] stuck in my tree! But there it is, big as life!|''[[The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin]] -- The Airship (book)''}} |
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{{quote|''"I never would have thought that a living skeleton would be such a skeptic."''|'''Stephanie''', '''[[Skulduggery Pleasant]]'''}} |
{{quote|''"I never would have thought that a living skeleton would be such a skeptic."''|'''Stephanie''', '''[[Skulduggery Pleasant]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Bruce:''' These people believe that anything they can't explain is magic. |
{{quote|'''Bruce:''' These people believe that anything they can't explain is magic. |
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'''Terry:''' And naturally you don't believe in that kind of thing. |
'''Terry:''' And naturally you don't believe in that kind of thing. |
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'''Bruce:''' Of course I do: I've seen it all. Demons, witchboys, immortals, zombies... But this thing, it's just so... So high-school. |''[[Batman Beyond]]''}} |
'''Bruce:''' Of course I do: I've seen it all. Demons, witchboys, immortals, zombies... But this thing, it's just so... So high-school. |''[[Batman Beyond]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Hinagiku:''' Stop ignoring me! I am totally serious about this day repeating itself! |
{{quote|'''Hinagiku:''' Stop ignoring me! I am totally serious about this day repeating itself! |
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'''Momoko:''' Don't be stupid, that can't happen. |
'''Momoko:''' Don't be stupid, that can't happen. |
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'''Hinagiku:''' We're [[Magical Girl|magical transforming girls]] who fight devils with ''love waves'' and take orders from a ''mirror''! I think this is within the realm of possibility here!|''[[Wedding Peach Abridged]]''}} |
'''Hinagiku:''' We're [[Magical Girl|magical transforming girls]] who fight devils with ''love waves'' and take orders from a ''mirror''! I think this is within the realm of possibility here!|''[[Wedding Peach Abridged]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Sam:''' Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. |
{{quote|'''Sam:''' Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted. |
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'''Dean:''' You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! |
'''Dean:''' You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! |
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'''Sam:''' Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?|''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]''}} |
'''Sam:''' Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?|''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"The supernatural is make believe" says the UNICORN to the DRAGON.''|Youtube comment on ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}} |
{{quote|''"The supernatural is make believe" says the UNICORN to the DRAGON.''|Youtube comment on ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Wash:''' Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. |
{{quote|'''Wash:''' Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. |
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'''Zoe:''' You live on a spaceship, dear. |
'''Zoe:''' You live on a spaceship, dear. |
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'''Wash:''' ...So?|''[[Firefly]]''}} |
'''Wash:''' ...So?|''[[Firefly]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Oh come on, there's no such thing as ''crop circles! What it really was was a ghost. And that dinosaur the principal saw? Ghost dinosaur."''|'''Random fifth grader''', ''[[Digimon Tamers]]''}} |
{{quote|''"Oh come on, there's no such thing as ''crop circles! What it really was was a ghost. And that dinosaur the principal saw? Ghost dinosaur."''|'''Random fifth grader''', ''[[Digimon Tamers]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Peter Hutchings''': An alien? Oh, come on. |
{{quote|'''Peter Hutchings''': An alien? Oh, come on. |
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'''[[Doctor Who|The Doctor]]''': [[It Makes Sense in Context|You're on the moon inside a sentient church, waiting to see if you have any part to play in the rescue of a woman's soul from the clutches of a near-omnipotent being]]. Broaden your mind.|''[[Virgin New Adventures]]: [[Paul Cornell|Timewyrm: Revelation]]''}} |
'''[[Doctor Who|The Doctor]]''': [[It Makes Sense in Context|You're on the moon inside a sentient church, waiting to see if you have any part to play in the rescue of a woman's soul from the clutches of a near-omnipotent being]]. Broaden your mind.|''[[Virgin New Adventures]]: [[Paul Cornell|Timewyrm: Revelation]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Jack Slater''': Give you nightmares the rest of your life, but you’re fictional, so who cares? I’m sorry, but I don’t find it so new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie. |
{{quote|'''Jack Slater''': Give you nightmares the rest of your life, but you’re fictional, so who cares? I’m sorry, but I don’t find it so new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie. |
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'''NC''': Yeah, this is the real world. With magic tickets that suck you into realms of fantasy. It’s an everyday occurrence.|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'' on ''[[Last Action Hero]]''}} |
'''NC''': Yeah, this is the real world. With magic tickets that suck you into realms of fantasy. It’s an everyday occurrence.|''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]'' on ''[[Last Action Hero]]''}} |
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