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* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: The Joker, of all people
* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: The Joker, of all people
** Of course, since it's the Joker, he might have said that just to mess with Warren.
** Of course, since it's the Joker, he might have said that just to mess with Warren.
{{quote| '''Warren''': B-but you're the Joker! You ''kill'' people!<br />
{{quote|'''Warren''': B-but you're the Joker! You ''kill'' people!
'''The Joker''': Yes, but I don't take their kids' college funds! *whispers* You know, I could use your head as a commode and sell it on eBay... }}
'''The Joker''': Yes, but I don't take their kids' college funds! *whispers* You know, I could use your head as a commode and sell it on eBay... }}
* [[Evil Albino]]: The Great White Shark might not be a real albino, but he certainly looks like one by the end.
* [[Evil Albino]]: The Great White Shark might not be a real albino, but he certainly looks like one by the end.
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* [[It Got Worse]]
* [[It Got Worse]]
* [[It's Quiet... Too Quiet]]: I haven't had a full night's sleep in years... Always some idiot on the phone with some new problem... "Dr. Arkham, the Scarecrow's trying to hang himself!" "Junkyard Dog flushed something, now all the toilets are broken!" "[[The Joker]] got hold of [[Locking MacGyver in the Store Cupboard|the cleaning supplies.]] He's going to kill us all!" It's always something. But tonight? Nothing. Quiet as the grave.
* [[It's Quiet... Too Quiet]]: I haven't had a full night's sleep in years... Always some idiot on the phone with some new problem... "Dr. Arkham, the Scarecrow's trying to hang himself!" "Junkyard Dog flushed something, now all the toilets are broken!" "[[The Joker]] got hold of [[Locking MacGyver in the Store Cupboard|the cleaning supplies.]] He's going to kill us all!" It's always something. But tonight? Nothing. Quiet as the grave.
{{quote| '''Dr. Arkham''': ''[[Genre Savvy|This can't be good.]] Damn. [[Big Damn Heroes|Better get down there]]... ([[Dramatic Gun Cock|CHU-CHUKK]]) ...Before [[Irony|all hell breaks loose.]]''}}
{{quote|'''Dr. Arkham''': ''[[Genre Savvy|This can't be good.]] Damn. [[Big Damn Heroes|Better get down there]]... ([[Dramatic Gun Cock|CHU-CHUKK]]) ...Before [[Irony|all hell breaks loose.]]''}}
** Irony? {{spoiler|The asylum is being attacked by demons attempting to open a portal to hell.}}
** Irony? {{spoiler|The asylum is being attacked by demons attempting to open a portal to hell.}}
* [[Karma Houdini]]: Warren White, AKA {{spoiler|The Great White Shark. The culmination of his [[Start of Darkness]]. As he's negotiated a deal for a cushy job in Hell when he dies, he can do whatever the hell he wants while he's still alive, as he'll never be punished for any of it.}}
* [[Karma Houdini]]: Warren White, AKA {{spoiler|The Great White Shark. The culmination of his [[Start of Darkness]]. As he's negotiated a deal for a cushy job in Hell when he dies, he can do whatever the hell he wants while he's still alive, as he'll never be punished for any of it.}}