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* The Powerman5000 song "Supervillain" has:
* The Powerman5000 song "Supervillain" has:
{{quote| "...[You would rather] abuse/ Condemn or slightly confuse..."}}
{{quote| "...[You would rather] abuse/ Condemn or slightly confuse..."}}
* The [[Weird Al Yankovic|Weird Al]] song "One of Those Days" includes a fair handful of such examples. One set of lines that matches the trope quite closely:
* The [["Weird Al" Yankovic|Weird Al]] song "One of Those Days" includes a fair handful of such examples. One set of lines that matches the trope quite closely:
{{quote| The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn<br />
{{quote| The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn<br />
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn<br />
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn<br />
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{{quote| ''What if your mouth was filled with broken glass/and fire ants/and creamy jambalaya.}}
{{quote| ''What if your mouth was filled with broken glass/and fire ants/and creamy jambalaya.}}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUe2eckPFQ Tsurupettan] has the line "Curses, disappearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning away, and sneak-eating?" at some point.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfUe2eckPFQ Tsurupettan] has the line "Curses, disappearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning away, and sneak-eating?" at some point.
** Which is actually a reference to [[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni]], as evident by the mention of "Oyashiro-sama" right before it.
** Which is actually a reference to [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni]], as evident by the mention of "Oyashiro-sama" right before it.
* Billy Connolly's "Talkin' Blues" includes the lines
* Billy Connolly's "Talkin' Blues" includes the lines
{{quote| Then like Napoleon and Ghengis did in days of yore<br />
{{quote| Then like Napoleon and Ghengis did in days of yore<br />
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Cuz he drank a lot, and he beat his wife, and he always acted rude;<br />
Cuz he drank a lot, and he beat his wife, and he always acted rude;<br />
Killed and ate some babies, and he copped an attitude }}
Killed and ate some babies, and he copped an attitude }}
* "Jesus Walks" by Kanye West: "They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus! That means guns, sex, lies, videotapes..." (Probably just a [[Shout Out]] to [[Steven Soderbergh]]'s ''Sex, Lies, and Videotape''.)
* "Jesus Walks" by Kanye West: "They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus! That means guns, sex, lies, videotapes..." (Probably just a [[Shout-Out]] to [[Steven Soderbergh]]'s ''Sex, Lies, and Videotape''.)
* "Oh Jonny" by German singer Jan Delay is about a pretty bad guy who does as diverse bad things as a) selling crack, b) calling his (the singer's) mother a dirty slut and c) doesn't use energy saving lamps.
* "Oh Jonny" by German singer Jan Delay is about a pretty bad guy who does as diverse bad things as a) selling crack, b) calling his (the singer's) mother a dirty slut and c) doesn't use energy saving lamps.
* The Worm Quartet song [http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=75 "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like"] gives the listener commands such as "Kill your neighbor, kill your brother, kill your sister... rape your mother, get her pregnant, kill the baby, set the church on fire and use the flames to light your crack pipe," and then finally, "put your homework off ''until the very day it's due''."
* The Worm Quartet song [http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=75 "What Your Parents Think All Your Music Sounds Like"] gives the listener commands such as "Kill your neighbor, kill your brother, kill your sister... rape your mother, get her pregnant, kill the baby, set the church on fire and use the flames to light your crack pipe," and then finally, "put your homework off ''until the very day it's due''."
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Sever my limbs and deceive me... }}
Sever my limbs and deceive me... }}
** I can handle being beat up and dismembered, but then they have to go and ''lie'' to me?
** I can handle being beat up and dismembered, but then they have to go and ''lie'' to me?
* In ''A Chainsaw For Christmas'' by [[Zombina and The Skeletones (Music)|Zombina and The Skeletones]], a few other things on her list are;
* In ''A Chainsaw For Christmas'' by [[Zombina and the Skeletones]], a few other things on her list are;
{{quote| ""I want an [[Nuke'Em|atom bomb]], and a [[Bald of Evil|bald head wig]], the [[Tome of Eldritch Lore|Necronomicon]], and some sandwiches!""}}
{{quote| ""I want an [[Nuke'Em|atom bomb]], and a [[Bald of Evil|bald head wig]], the [[Tome of Eldritch Lore|Necronomicon]], and some sandwiches!""}}
* On the Group W bench in "[[Alice's Restaurant (Music)|Alices Restaurant]]", the ex-cons assembled there are guilty of mother-raping, father-stabbing, father-raping, and littering. (And causing a disturbance.)
* On the Group W bench in "[[Alice's Restaurant|Alices Restaurant]]", the ex-cons assembled there are guilty of mother-raping, father-stabbing, father-raping, and littering. (And causing a disturbance.)
* The monologue "[http://www.neverlandhotel.dk/lyrics.php?no=92 The Want Ad]", written by Jim Steinman for the "Pandora's Box" album, performed by Ellen Foley, is about a woman retracting her personal ad because of the long, long list of varieties of [[Abhorrent Admirer]] she's encountered since taking it out. The monologue starts with complaints about things like "the under-eighteens and the over-sixties, the numerous ones who dialed my number and hung up as soon as I said hello, the thirty-five or forty of you who made dates with me and never showed up", and ends with her screaming about "the drunks, junkies, crack- and coke-heads, the multitude of liars, AND ESPECIALLY THE NICE ONES WHO NEVER CALLED BACK!"
* The monologue "[http://www.neverlandhotel.dk/lyrics.php?no=92 The Want Ad]", written by Jim Steinman for the "Pandora's Box" album, performed by Ellen Foley, is about a woman retracting her personal ad because of the long, long list of varieties of [[Abhorrent Admirer]] she's encountered since taking it out. The monologue starts with complaints about things like "the under-eighteens and the over-sixties, the numerous ones who dialed my number and hung up as soon as I said hello, the thirty-five or forty of you who made dates with me and never showed up", and ends with her screaming about "the drunks, junkies, crack- and coke-heads, the multitude of liars, AND ESPECIALLY THE NICE ONES WHO NEVER CALLED BACK!"
* When English band ''The Beautiful South'' released their debut album, Woolworths refused to stock it due to the album's cover which depicted a woman with a gun in her mouth next to a man smoking. The band replied in typical sarcastic fashion saying the store wanted to "prevent the hoards of impressionable young fans from blowing their heads off in a gun-gobbling frenzy, ''or taking up smoking''"
* When English band ''The Beautiful South'' released their debut album, Woolworths refused to stock it due to the album's cover which depicted a woman with a gun in her mouth next to a man smoking. The band replied in typical sarcastic fashion saying the store wanted to "prevent the hoards of impressionable young fans from blowing their heads off in a gun-gobbling frenzy, ''or taking up smoking''"
* [[Emilie Autumn]]'s "I know where you sleep" is one long [[Take That]] to an ex-lover. It ends with "And by the way, your poetry sucks".
* [[Emilie Autumn]]'s "I know where you sleep" is one long [[Take That]] to an ex-lover. It ends with "And by the way, your poetry sucks".
* The fan-written song [[Portal 2 (Video Game)|"Why,]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4KLv8Iuv7E Wheatley, Why?"] has this:
* The fan-written song [[Portal 2|"Why,]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4KLv8Iuv7E Wheatley, Why?"] has this:
{{quote| ''I never called you a moron''<br />
{{quote| ''I never called you a moron''<br />
''I never said that you looked fat''<br />
''I never said that you looked fat''<br />