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'''Policewoman:''' Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?
'''Teenager:''' Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? ''(everyone glares at her)'' Well, she did! }}
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* The [[Grand Finale]] of ''[[Danny Phantom]]'', after Danny steals the Infi Map back from Plasmius and tells him he seriously needs therapy.
{{quote|'''Plasmius:''' "Taking my map, destroying my satellite, mocking my mental health... it's time I finished off Danny Phantom once and for all!"}}
:* In one episode, Mr. Lancer says he hates Halloween because of the kids keying cars, egging houses, and bobbing for apples.
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{{quote|'''Danny''': Plagues, pestilence, ''boy bands'', man this is one evil box.}}
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{{quote|'''Jack''': Skipping school, stealing and wrecking the Spectre Speeder...
'''Mr. Lancer''': Calling me "OLD MAN"... }}
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* In an episode of ''[[American Dad]]'', ''Bullocks to Stan'', when Stan fights his boss Avery Bullock:
{{quote|'''Stan:''' [[And This Is For|This is for]] delaying my promotion! This is for disrespecting my daughter! And this is for not letting me stop at the creek for a drink!}}
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* ''[[Drawn Together]]'':
** Ling Ling's father says that Ling Ling dishonours the family name of Hitler Bin Laden Seacrest.
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{{quote|'''Egyptian Guy''': Beware! Beware ignorant fools! To open the sacred burial chamber of Khufu is to invite a plague of misery upon humanity: fire shall rain down from the sky, locusts shall devour crops, the Olsen Twins... ''[[Faux Horrific|will make more movies]]''.
''[Pinky and Brain gasp in horror]'' }}
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* ''[[Bounty Hamster]]'':
** "You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"
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'''Orson:''' What crimes?
'''Roy:''' So far, the sinking of the Titanic, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, the Spanish American War, and last season's NBC fall schuedule. }}
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{{quote|'''Garfield:''' Like Benny "The Celery Stalk" Burlap, wanted for embezzlement, armed robbery, and buying a leisure suit after 1971.
'''Garfield:''' Or Sam "The Spatula" Schmidlap, wanted for gambling, smuggling, and having one of those "Baby on Board" signs in his car windows. }}
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{{quote|'''Garfield:''' Don't ever ask anyone to hit you over the head with a baseball bat.
'''Garfield:''' Don't ever ask anyone to drop a ten-ton safe on you.
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** Also in "Emotion Commotion", Timmy had to dive through a lagoon with jagged rocks, alligators, piranhas, a whirlpool, a tornado and one really angry tourist.
{{quote|'''Tourist''': The service here stinks.}}
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{{quote|'''Mr. Turner''': You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!}}
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* ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'': The Genie is giving his master (Aladdin) some tips on wooing Princess Jasmine.
{{quote|'''Aladdin''': Jasmine, I think you are...
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** After Ladybird is put on the state's vicious-dogs list:
{{quote|'''Dale''': I, too, am on more lists than I care to mention... the CIA, the FBI, L.L. Bean... }}
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{{quote|'''Hank:''' Dad, it's your fault I was born in New York, that I can't drive my truck anymore, and that I tried a bagel and actually liked it!}}
* In ''[[Hey Arnold!]]''
** On the night before Arnold's Grandpa enters a big race.
{{quote|'''Grandpa''': I could drop dead in that heat, or those [[Everything's Even Worse with Sharks|maneating sharks]] could get me or my deoderant could give out.}}
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* On an episode of ''[[Rugrats]]'' when Angelica described the end of the world.
{{quote|'''Angelica''': [[Funny Aneurysm Moment|Mountains crumbled, rivers overflowed, and finally, all the TV shows were cancelled]].}}
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