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'''Policewoman:''' Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?
'''Teenager:''' Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? ''(everyone glares at her)'' Well, she did! }}
:** Another episode shows Mojo Jojo robbing a bank, a jewelry shop and... a DVD store.
* The [[Grand Finale]] of ''[[Danny Phantom]]'', after Danny steals the Infi Map back from Plasmius and tells him he seriously needs therapy.
{{quote|'''Plasmius:''' "Taking my map, destroying my satellite, mocking my mental health... it's time I finished off Danny Phantom once and for all!"}}
:* In one episode, Mr. Lancer says he hates Halloween because of the kids keying cars, egging houses, and bobbing for apples.
:** And in "Boxed-Up Fury", when Danny is reading about the contents of Pandora's Box:
{{quote|'''Danny''': Plagues, pestilence, ''boy bands'', man this is one evil box.}}
:** What Danny, Sam, and Tucker are in "a world of trouble" for near the end of "Kindred Spirits":
{{quote|'''Jack''': Skipping school, stealing and wrecking the Spectre Speeder...
'''Mr. Lancer''': Calling me "OLD MAN"... }}
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* In an episode of ''[[American Dad]]'', ''Bullocks to Stan'', when Stan fights his boss Avery Bullock:
{{quote|'''Stan:''' [[And This Is For|This is for]] delaying my promotion! This is for disrespecting my daughter! And this is for not letting me stop at the creek for a drink!}}
:** In the episode "You Debt Your Life" Roger is about to get hit by a bus and he thinks back to the bad things he's done which included protesting the integration of a University, sinking the Exxon Valdez tanker, and creating [[Star Wars|Jar Jar Binks]]. [[Comically Missing the Point|To be fair, most fans would attest that creating Jar Jar Binks is a pretty bad crime in itself.]]
:** In "My Morning Straitjacket", Stan claims that rock music is the number one cause of teen pregnancy, school violence and leather pants.
* ''[[Drawn Together]]'':
** Ling Ling's father says that Ling Ling dishonours the family name of Hitler Bin Laden Seacrest.
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{{quote|'''Egyptian Guy''': Beware! Beware ignorant fools! To open the sacred burial chamber of Khufu is to invite a plague of misery upon humanity: fire shall rain down from the sky, locusts shall devour crops, the Olsen Twins... ''[[Faux Horrific|will make more movies]]''.
''[Pinky and Brain gasp in horror]'' }}
:** In "The Pink Candidate", Brain was found guilty of "sedition, abuse of power and shoplifting".
* ''[[Bounty Hamster]]'':
** "You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"
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'''Orson:''' What crimes?
'''Roy:''' So far, the sinking of the Titanic, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, the Spanish American War, and last season's NBC fall schuedule. }}
:** Garfield also made a few pointed comments in "The Garfield Crime Files: Canine Conspiracy" about acts that should be considered criminal.
{{quote|'''Garfield:''' Like Benny "The Celery Stalk" Burlap, wanted for embezzlement, armed robbery, and buying a leisure suit after 1971.
'''Garfield:''' Or Sam "The Spatula" Schmidlap, wanted for gambling, smuggling, and having one of those "Baby on Board" signs in his car windows. }}
:** And again, in "Arbuckle the Invincible":
{{quote|'''Garfield:''' Don't ever ask anyone to hit you over the head with a baseball bat.
'''Garfield:''' Don't ever ask anyone to drop a ten-ton safe on you.
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** Also in "Emotion Commotion", Timmy had to dive through a lagoon with jagged rocks, alligators, piranhas, a whirlpool, a tornado and one really angry tourist.
{{quote|'''Tourist''': The service here stinks.}}
:** Also, in ""Channel Chasers", Mr. Turner scolds his son;
{{quote|'''Mr. Turner''': You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque!}}
:** Also in "Where's Wanda?", Timmy fishes up his dad, who wants to be a suspect. The end is taken literally. He stole cable, he ripped the tags off of mattresses, and he jaywalked.
* ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]'': The Genie is giving his master (Aladdin) some tips on wooing Princess Jasmine.
{{quote|'''Aladdin''': Jasmine, I think you are...
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** After Ladybird is put on the state's vicious-dogs list:
{{quote|'''Dale''': I, too, am on more lists than I care to mention... the CIA, the FBI, L.L. Bean... }}
:** When Hank finds out about his birth place in "Yankee Hankie", Hank tells his father Cotton:
{{quote|'''Hank:''' Dad, it's your fault I was born in New York, that I can't drive my truck anymore, and that I tried a bagel and actually liked it!}}
* In ''[[Hey Arnold!]]''
** On the night before Arnold's Grandpa enters a big race.
{{quote|'''Grandpa''': I could drop dead in that heat, or those [[Everything's Even Worse with Sharks|maneating sharks]] could get me or my deoderant could give out.}}
:** In the episode where they go to the aquarium plays with this. The security guard rattles of a list such as no video cameras, no tapping on the glass, no feeding the fish, no diving in the shark tank, no smoking, no knives, no guns, no plastic explosives, but his most important rule is no skateboarding.
* On an episode of ''[[Rugrats]]'' when Angelica described the end of the world.
{{quote|'''Angelica''': [[Funny Aneurysm Moment|Mountains crumbled, rivers overflowed, and finally, all the TV shows were cancelled]].}}