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You can find ''Ask a Ninja'' [http://askaninja.com/ right here].
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This work provides examples of:
* [[Ambiguously Jewish]]: The Ninja's grandmother...
* [[Badass Santa]] - Santa is a ninja and that is the explanation to how he goes to every house in the world over night. However because of the ninja code he is also...
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* [[Improvised Weapon]] - Many examples; Gift cards, playing cards(sorry, ''working cards''), folded flags, a boiling hot burrito, [[Noodle Implements|two cowboy hats and a walnut]]... Ninjas have a saying, "if you can't kill it with paper you cannot kill it with steel".
* [[I Thought It Meant]] - Questions ≠ answers
* [[Killed Mid-Sentence]] - "Can a ninja kill me before I finish this-" [https://web.archive.org/web/20101206074356/http://www.askaninja.com/video/4978180-ask-a-ninja-11-09-10 "Yes."]
* [[Large Ham]] - Skewered with kunai and pelted with shuriken, the Ninja is indeed a Large Ham.
* [[Lost in Transmission]] - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR68W56DCBU This] episode, explaining how to kill a ninja.
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* [[Memetic Badass]]: [[Played for Laughs]]. Ninja often makes ridiuclously hyperbolic statements about himself and other ninjas. He also claims that [[Chuck Norris]] is an ally of them.
* [[Metaphorgotten]]
{{quote| '''Ninja:''' A ninja is not a one trick pony, we are an infinite trick pony. And it's not regular pony hair, it's like little snakes. And it's not even a real pony, it's a ninja inside a pony. And then we sneak out one of the oversized ears and we punch you while you're feeding the pony bacon. Ponies love bacon, not a lot of people know that}}
* [[Motor Mouth]] - The Ninja
* [[Ninja]] - Well, ''duh''.
* [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20101119181342/http://askaninja.com/moviepitch Episode 47] is built on this.
* [[Perfectly Cromulent Word]] - Anything that has a "ninja-" prefix. Bet you didn't know "ninja-" could be a prefix, too, didn't you?
** "Kickassery! That is a real word! You can look it up in the dicinjiary. If you can find it."
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