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* In ''[[Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality]]'', there are a number of cases:
** "Seriously, who reads this stuff?" "You."
** When told that [[Harry Potter and Thethe Half -Blood Prince (novel)|a sixth-year Gryffindor had deliberately cast a Dark curse on a sixth-year Slytherin - a curse he knew nothing about except that it was "for enemies"]] - Harry is unable to stop himself from asking "Are you serious?" No, Quirrell is in a bad mood today for no reason.
** When {{spoiler|Bellatrix Black}} incredulously says "I'm... alive...?", Harry is tempted to say "no" just to see how she reacts.
* In ''[[Through a Looking Glass Darkly]]'', Jack provides some choice answers.
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'''Charlie Brown:''' [[Sarcasm Mode|''That’s'' one problem I’ve never had to worry about]].}}
 
* [[Popeye]]'s ''very first spoken line'' from a 1929 ''[[Thimble Theater]]'' strip occurred in an arc where Castor Oyl (Olive's brother and the original protagonist) was looking for a crew for his ship (in case you don't know how Popeye tends to dress, by the way, it's harddoubtful he'd be mistaken for anything but a sailor):
{{quote|'''Castor Oyl:''' Hey, are you a sailor?
'''Popeye:''' Ja think I'm a cowboy?}}
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* In an ''[[Arthur, King of Time and Space]]'' strip, Merlin responds to Lancelot's "Do you think this is wise?" with "Why, no. I woke up this morning and decided to do the least wise thing that occured to me."
* ''Triggerhappy'' from Kukuruyo answers "[https://www.kukuruyo.com/comic/where-are-her-organs-2/ Where are her organs?]".
* ''[[xkcd]]'', [https://xkcd.com/852/ "Local g"]: "Crap! How did the pole vaulters get up to our balcony?"
 
== Web Original ==
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''(Blank stare from June.)''
'''Zookeeper:''' [[Captain Obvious|''YES'' I'm the zookeeper]]!}}
* In the ''[[Rick and Morty]]'' episode "Jurassic Rick", the super intelligent dinosaurs are holding a keynote address to deal with humans' problems with reduced accountability:
{{quote|'''Brontosaurus:''' I see someone is eager to speak.
'''Guy in audience:''' Uh hi, what do you do when you want to kill yourself?
'''Triceratops:''' You ''don't'' do that, thank you for asking, though, very important.}}
 
== Real Life ==