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{{trope}}
[[File:ShlockShoveP 3992.png|link=Shortpacked|frame|A demonstration of ''both'' versions of the trope.]]
{{quote|'''William Lightbody:''' I can't eat fifteen gallons of yogurt!
'''Dr. John Harvey Kellogg:''' Oh, it's not going in ''that'' end!
|''[[The Road to Wellville]]''}}
Quite simply, this trope covers the act of putting something into or pulling something out of a character's rectum (or, alternately, merely implying the act). Usually, this is done for comedy; however, it's inevitably an object-version of a [[Black Comedy Rape]]. It can also be done for sexual purposes, as anal masturbation and anal sex are both common subsections of both pornography and actual bedroom antics.
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Not to be confused with [[Ass Pull]], which is when a plot device or explanation seems so poorly contrived as to have a rectal genesis (''although sometimes both happen to walk hand-in-hand'').
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== Advertising ==
* Suggested in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMrLz9tUrew this] commercial for pretzel M&M candies.
== Anime
* ''[[Naruto]]''
** Kakashi has his infamous scene with an unorthodox ''jutsu'' called ''Sennen Goroshi'' ("One Thousand Years of Death"), where he ''shoved his fingers up Naruto's ass-crack'', and sent him ''flying''. This is based on a real life prank called ''[[wikipedia:Kancho|Kancho]]''. Naruto nearly gets revenge on Kakashi for this during ''Shippuden'''s third episode.
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*** And apparently Kakashi's father used the same techinque.
** For more on the real-life version, check the earlier articles on ''[[Gaijin Smash]]''. Warning: May result in an [[Archive Binge]].
* Speaking of which, Envy of ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' gets kancho'd in a big way—literally. His reaction is so [https://web.archive.org/web/20090525165624/http://www.mangafox.com/manga/fullmetal_alchemist/v020/c079/13.html very outraged] by it, it borders on a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
* See also the "attack" used by Gimmy of ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'' the very [[NSFW]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyjRlzZnGf0 fifth Parallels Works video]. Which is based on a scene in the [[Hot Springs Episode]] that didn't air on television, where Kamina and Simon try to see the girls on the other side of the wall and Gimmy is confused by their order to "find a hole".
* A [[Running Gag]] in ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' is Chizuru's attempts to test out a folk remedy for fevers, which involves shoving a spring onion up the sick person's ass.<ref>as if having a fever wasn't bad enough already</ref> Kotaro and Natsumi are understandably terrified of her. Doubles as a [[Stealth Pun]] since a spring onion in Japanese is "Negi".
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* In ''[[Mai-Otome]]'', the same trick is used when Aoi becomes ill, although Arika initially hangs the leek around her neck. Shizuru, when she comes in, proposes the Ass Shove method.
* In the ''[[Ginga Densetsu Weed]]'' manga, a running gag has Sasuke shoving either a long pole or his paws into GB's butt during comic relief moments.
* The manga ''[[Corpse Party|Corpse Party: Musume]]'' plays this for horror. The first victim, Miyu Shinohara, is bound by a tentacle monster and then tortured by being forcibly penetrated by multiple tentacles.
* One of the main characters of the one-shot manga ''Majo-san To Issho'' is a boy [[Wholesome Crossdresser|who looks and dresses like a girl]]. While trying to protect his [[Hot Witch]] companion one night, he gets ensnared by a tentacle monster. The monster is excited because it thinks it's got a woman, but after realizing otherwise attacks the poor boy this way instead.
* It is implied that this is where Max of ''[[Sam
▲== Comics -- Books ==
▲* It is implied that this is where Max of ''[[Sam and Max Freelance Police]]'' keeps his gun, though it's still none of our damn business. Though maybe later, when we're sitting down, he'll tell us.
* [[Deadpool]] has [[Hammerspace]]-like abilities which he once explained as "involving an awful lot of lubricant".
* In the first phase of ''[[Zenith]]'', {{spoiler|the final battle with the [[Eldritch Abomination]] villain takes place inside it's colon. Though, thanks to [[Bizarre Alien Biology]] it quickly becomes a field of mouths and eyes.}}
* In ''[[The Sandman]]'', Loki tells the Puck about a prank he once played on the "[[Dumb Muscle|not very bright]]" Thor. Disguised as a doctor, he convinces Thor that he's pregnant and tells him to lie face down and wait for him to deliver the baby. Loki then feeds him a gallon of castor oil and sticks a cork up his butt, then goes off to sleep with Thor's wife. Eight days later, Thor is still lying there waiting when Ratatosk, the squirrel of the [[World Tree]], comes by and, curious, pulls the cork out, releasing eight days' worth of backed-up feces. Thor picks up the stunned Ratatosk, embraces him, and says "You're ugly, you're hairy, and you're covered in shit. But [[Too Dumb to Live|you're mine, and I love you]]!"
** Oh, no. Thor, [[Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy|I think I ate your chocolate squirrel]].
* A short but full-color ''[[Judge Dredd]]'' story introduces The Great Arsoli, whose act involves pulling ever larger things from his nether regions. The last is his lovely, smiling assistant. Dredd arrests him for not declaring those items through customs.
* A rather nasty Ass Shove occurs in ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)|Preacher]]''
* Something similar occurs in ''[[Sin City|Sin City - The Big Fat Kill]]''. Miho apparently shoves her katana up a merc's ass. We see the hilt behind him and the tip protruding from his face. Considering the angle, that's exactly what happened. In the same story, Jackie-Boy slips and falls on Miho's swastika shuriken and it gets stuck in his backside.
{{quote|'''Jackie-Boy:''' DON'T NOBODY LAUGH! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!}}
* Implied in a two-part story in ''Spider-Man's Tangled Web'' featuring [[Evil Albino|Tombstone]] as a [[Villain Protagonist]]. While in prison, he recruits small-time super-villains Hyno Hustler, Rocket Racer, and Big Ben to work for him, and in an early part of one issue asks what they've managed to "hold onto". Racer says he has some vaseline, and Tombstone says that "might be useful". Later, after Tombstone is beaten up by a corrupt corrections officer working for the Kangaroo, he manages to smuggle a knife into his cell. When Racer asks where he got it, Tombstone says, "Hid it. Told you the vaseline would be useful." A career criminal like Tombstone would probably be good at a trick like this, which Real Life convicts can and do manage on occasion.
* One ''[[Dilbert]]'' comic strip has Dilbert opening a software package, and by doing so agrees to a full-body cavity search at any time. Enter a woman with the [[Glove Snap]].▼
== Fan Works ==
* This trope is exploited by [[Ranma ½|Ranma]] in the fanfic ''[[Smartarse ½]]''. Ranma beats up Kunô for the first time, then writes "At least it can't possibly get any worse" on his forehead. When Kunô reads the phrase out loud, a [[Battleaxe Nurse]] walks in while putting on a rubber glove and orders Kunô to bend over. [[Big No|Much screaming occurs]].
* ''[[Sailor Moon Abridged]]'': ''All'' the cool devices Luna produces for the cast come right out of her butt.
* ''[[I'm a Marvel...
{{quote|'''Superman:''' Easy, Logan. I've gotcha.
'''Wolverine:''' [[Superman (film)|You've got me, huh]]? Guess who's got you? }}
* In Chapter 114 of ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565609/1/ Odd Ideas]'' by Rorschach's Blot, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2565609/114/Odd_Ideas Tales From The Hogwarts Hospital Wing]'', most of the maladies Madame Pomfrey treats are the result of something sexual. Most notably, Draco keeps "falling" on long, vaguely cylindrical objects, or in one instance, twenty golf balls, that go up his rectum and become lodged in his colon. In another of his works [[Peggy Sue|drunk!]][
* For a while in ''[[Dr. Jackson's Diary]]'', there's an on-base betting pool over who makes the pleasured moans during rectal exams. {{spoiler|It's Major Davis.}}
* In the ''[[Harry Potter]]/[[Sailor Moon]]/[[Ranma ½]]'' crossover fic ''[[The Girl Who Loved]]'', this is Harry's immediate suspicion when Usagi pulls out the Kaleidomoon Scope while naked in the bath. He doesn't want to know where it came from, and makes a mental note to [[The Nose Knows|sniff it]] the next time Usagi hands it to him.
== Films -- Animation ==
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{{quote|'''Nurse:''' I'll get the lubricant.
'''Doctor:''' There's no time for lubricant.
'''Harry Block:''' There's
** They also kill the super-evolved amoeba alien by giving it a [[Product Placement|Head and Shoulders]] enema—with a ''firehose''. And Harry actually gets ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|sucked into that alien's ass for a minute or so]]''.
** The obvious [[Let Us Never Speak of This Again|agreement]] was made.
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* ''[[Carry On|Carry On Henry]]''. The Queen has been thrown into the Tower of London, and asks a sympathetic priest to smuggle a letter out. The priest says he is searched thoroughly by the guards, but there is ''one'' place they don't look—he has second thoughts when the Queen produces an enormous scroll.
* ''[[Machete]]''. The title character rescues a totally naked woman, but it turns out to be a trap by the [[Big Bad]]. After taking down Machete, she reaches down so her hand is off camera and produces a mobile phone with a squelching sound.
* Shows up in ''[[Robo Geisha]]'' with the cybernetic AssSword, which is exactly what it sounds like. [[They Just Didn't Care|Considering the rest]] [[Excuse Plot|of the film]], it's surprising when the girls point out that using a sword protruding from your ass is not only embarrassing, but also really awkward to use. It doesn't stop them from having a sword fight around a conveniently placed stripper pole.* * In the 2020 film ''[[Dolittle]]'', a bowel blockage in a dragon needs to be treated, and Dolittle uses a large leek as a tool. The dragon exclaims "oh good heavens!" when it's inserted.
== Jokes ==
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** One version were he asks for it saying "Oi, fatty! Where should a stick this?"
* My father (a WW II vet) told me this joke regarding rectal exams. "Well, first he put his right hand on my shoulder. No, wait, he put his left hand on my shoulder. Wait a minute, he put both his hands on my shoulders." Oh, yeah, the days when man rape was supposed to be funny.
== Literature ==
* [[Older Than Print]]: Chaucer's "The Miller's Tale" in ''[[The Canterbury Tales]]'' features this.
* From [[Terry Pratchett]]'s ''[[Discworld]]'':
** In ''[[
{{quote|"Er... I think I've got an ointment that might be--"
"Will it help with the apple?" the man demanded.
"It shoved an apple in his mouth?"
"Wrong!" }}
** In ''[[
** Vimes threatened a comparable punishment for any assassin caught carrying a spring-gonne within Anhk-Morpork city limits. "Rest assured, I can find a short cut." This line makes more sense when you know that people have previously referred to a little place near Lancre where the sun doesn't shine (which, if you know your Disc geography, means the village of [[
** Don't forget the whole bit about the monkey's nut
** Self-inflicted by a drop bear in ''[[
* Edward Whittemore's ''Quin's Shanghai Circus'' is full of this.
* In the Brazilian novel ''O Homem Que Matou Getúlio Vargas'' (released in English as ''Twelve Fingers''), Henry Maturin of ''Papillon'' had a way to leave prison with important stuff such as money: fill up a bamboo with it and shove it up there. The protagonist gets afraid of doing this to himself, so Maturin decides to "carry it" for him ("where one fits, two can!").
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* In ''[[Piers Anthony|Bearing an Hourglass]]'', Norton is forced to reverse the course of time for the entire world. While most people don't notice, anyone close to Norton becomes aware that they're doing everything backwards... including one unfortunate man who'd just used the toilet. Despite his struggles to stop himself, the man backs into the bathroom and shuts the door, through which sounds of horror are heard.
** And the rather confused looking dog that was behind a nearby bush as well.
* [[Chuck Palahniuk]]'s short story "Guts" from the novel ''[[Haunted
* Inverted in ''[[Dirk Gently
** And, from Richard's, a slim bunch of anemones. Which he presents to the dog's owner, a little old lady who just watched Richard take off all his clothes and jump into a canal. It makes sense... sort of... in context.
* In the ''[[Deathstalker (novel)|Deathstalker]]'' series a woman was forced to approach a man who would decide her fate completely in the nude. She had decided to break clean but she couldn't carry any regular concealed weapon... but a deactivated monofilament blade's handle was relatively easy to hide in the one place the guards wouldn't look.
* In [[Tom Clancy]]'s ''[[Jack Ryan|Without Remorse]]'', two prisoners hide iron shanks up their arses in order to kill two other prisoners in the shower. "A determined man always has one place he can hide something."
* [[Sharpe]] does this with a picklock, which he then uses to bust out of jail. He actually does it "onscreen" too (though not explicitly), making this "Chekhov's Buttscratch".
== Live-Action TV ==
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{{quote|'''Zu-Zana:''' But... that's a Compact Laser Deluxe!
'''Trin-E:''' [[Hammerspace|Where were you hiding that accessory?]]
'''Jack:''' [[You Do NOT Want to Know|Ladies, you
* ''[[Everybody Hates Chris]]'': Main character and [[Butt Monkey]] Chris is pretending to be a [[Jerkass]] in order to impress his crush. That ends when he inadvertently yells at his own mother. There is a dramatic heartbeat during the [[Discretion Shot]], followed by a scene in the hospital where the doctor mentions that, while it could be removed, the shoe was a goner. Insert a truly revealing X-ray for a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]].
* ''Get a Life!'': Chris Eliot attempted to befriend a group of toughs despite being warned against it by Brian Doyle-Murray. Chris tries to join the street gang by asking them to play jacks. Cut to Chris painfully returning from the encounter.
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* [[Gorillaz]]: Murdoc's gonna [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_hbQOdmrA&feature=related feel that tomorrow.]
* "[[Cluster F-Bomb|London Underground]]" by [[Amateur Transplants]] ends with the line: "Take your [[wikipedia:Oyster card|Oyster card]] and shove it up your arsehole..."
* [[Bob Rivers]]' "Who Put The Stump (In My Rump)" is told from the POV of an ornamental angel who has had a Christmas tree shoved painfully up her bottom. She is not happy at all.
== Newspaper Comics ==
▲* One ''[[Dilbert]]'' comic strip has Dilbert opening a software package, and by doing so agrees to a full-body cavity search at any time. Enter a woman with the [[Glove Snap]].
== Oral Tradition ==
* ''[[Jack the Giant Killer]]''; Jack kills at least one giant using his sword this way - the legend is known for having quite a lot of gore.
== Pro Wrestling ==
* [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] has twice done skits involving a colonoscopy—both with the same "You have your head up your ass!" punchline and both [[Wrestlecrap|Gooker]] winners. And the second came days after a commentator had [[Too Soon|actually had one!]]
* One of [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]]'s [[Catch Phrase]]s.
{{quote|"Take [this/that] [noun], shine it up real nice, turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass!"}}
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== Tabletop Games ==
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20121118021131/http://www.enworld.org/forum/2539869-post44.html The Ass of Holding.] [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]].
* The infamous "arseplomancer" build for ''[[Dungeons & Dragons]]'' 3.5: the Exemplar class lets you pick one skill which can be used to impress people, and a high enough Escape Artist skill lets you pass through a space narrower than your head. The result is a character who climbs into a guy's rectum in a manner so awesome that everyone in 60 ft becomes undyingly loyal to him. Then the poor guy explodes.
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* Dildos.
** Perhaps we need to be more specific about the definition of "toy"...
* Combining Mr. Potato Head and Dildos, there's [https://web.archive.org/web/20130331095811/http://www.clubthings.com/product1308.html Mr. Dick Head] (link SFW, product possibly NSFW).
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* In ''[[Leisure Suit Larry]] 5'', Patti has a [[Tracking Device]] implanted in her pussy.
* Benkiman has the kancho as one of his signature grabs in the ''Kinnikuman: Muscle Grand Prix series'' and the ''[[Kinnikuman: Muscle Fight]]'' series.
* Faust's Shigekiteki Zetsumei Ken overdrive in ''[[Guilty Gear|Guilty Gear X/XX]]'' ends with Faust shoving his scalpel up his opponent's butt. Later games replace it with a kancho that elicits comedic reactions of either pain or erotic pleasure from the recipient.
== Web Comics ==
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* Implied in ''[[Meat Shield (webcomic)|Meat Shield]]'', by way of a [[Shout-Out]]: [http://www.meatshield.net/archive/papillon-i-need-some-money/ "Papillon, I need some money..."]
* In [https://web.archive.org/web/20120627221715/http://wulffmorgenthaler.com/2010/08/07/ this] ''Wulffmorgenthaler'' strip, the object in question is a dog's ''snout''.
* [[Raven's Dojo]] had Dornail wearing a literal fanny pack (as in a latex fanny with a pack inside). It turns out it was a promotional item from his favorite lube company: Sodomease. [https://web.archive.org/web/20130301212314/http://ravensdojo.com/2010/07/ravensdojo00238/ Seen here, very NSFW.]
* Implied to happen in comic #48 of [http://www.collectedcurios.com/spiderandscorpion.html Spider and Scorpion.]
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{{quote|'''Fry:''' Are you crazy? I can't swallow that!
'''Farnsworth:''' Well, then, [[Catch Phrase|good news!]] It's a suppository! }}
{{quote|'''Zoidberg:''' I'm going to have to take a look inside you with this camera.
''(Fry opens his mouth)''
'''Zoidberg:''' Guess again. }}
:* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_FzK1PYRk One of many funny commercials on the show:]
{{quote|'''Cheery-Female Voice:''' Call Robo-Rooter when you flush a towel!
'''Robot Plumber:''' And we can also help with an impacted bowel!
'''Cheery-Female Voice:''' Robo Rooter!}}
* ''[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]'': A sight gag involves Cyborg slapping on a rubber glove and wiggling his finger in a "cavity search" sort of gesture when Beast Boy suggests that Robin should be checked for a battery pack. [[It Makes Sense in Context]]. Sort of.
* ''[[Beavis and Butthead]]'': Thinking that Stewart's father is responsible for the telephone pranks (which were actually performed by [[Beavis and Butthead]]), the biker Harry Sachs, shoves the cordless phone right up Mr. Stevenson's ass. Afterwards, the duo call Stewart to ask about the police cars and ambulance in front of his house, and it rings inside Mr. Stevenson.
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* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Implied]] in an episode of ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' where Scooter thinks a sea horse is a mechanical kiddie ride, so he takes a quarter and... yeah.
* ''[[King of the Hill]]'' had an episode where a doctor inserts a camera into Hank's anus to check for an intestinal blockage. Hank is humiliated, but nobody else understands what the big deal is.
* ''[[Celebrity Deathmatch]]''
** There was an episode where Mariah Carey kicks her foot up the Jim Carey's butt after she's had with his attics. Mariah is momentarily stuck until she simple uses her other foot to kick Jim off.
** Taken to ridiculous proportions in the match between Lucy Lawless and Calista Flockheart. An accident in the fight has Callista wind up with her head up Lucy's butt, at which point, after a few minutes of struggling, Lucy is able to completely "absorb" Callista into her body through that end of her. This somehow causes Callista to end up in her womb, which results in Lucy, at the end of the episode, giving birth to Callista as she would a newborn daughter. Yeah, it was [[Widget Series| a weird series]].
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Implied]] in ''[[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)]]'' when Twilight has to rescue Spike from the Hydra in Feeling Pinkie Keen, using her head, which has a horn on it, to scoop him up onto it. Earlier in the episode, she does this, but her horn is nice and to the side, but this time, her horn is quite absent, and Spike manages to stay on with all four limbs flailing, his upper body moving about, but his rear firmly glued and his eyes in an expression of shock.
** Later, in Party of One, an annoyed and snapped Pinkie sits on Rainbow's head, which briefly disappears right up in her butt.
== Real Life ==
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** [http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleid=62107 What about the guy who had a canister of perfume shoved up his ass?]{{Dead link}}
** [http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html Some classic ones]. Not very NSFW or [[Squick]]y, it's just X-ray images. But many of those are fake.
** There is a safer way to perform an ass-shove with an object in the case this is your [[Fetish Fuel]]: the buttplug. Essentially it's a toy that works, well, exactly like its name says: rather then getting stuck in a manner that a medical intervention is necessary, a buttplug has a flat flange that sits neatly around the anus, with the rectal muscles providing the rest of the plugging force. Various versions exist, some being purely for plug play, others being intricately decorated and meant to be worn out as ass jewelry. For completely [[Safe, Sane, and Consensual]] use, sexologists advise some sort of lubrication to avoid rectal prolapse.
* Suppositories; these drugs are inserted into the rectum/vagina and dissolve over time while the highly absorbent walls of the cavity take the chemicals into the bloodstream. They're mostly used in cases where an orally-administered drug would take too long to get to the small intestine.
* Real life intelligence agencies have gadgets (or containers for them) that are specifically made to hide in the rectum.
* The Soviet Union designed [http://www.gizmag.com/go/1914/ a rectal pistol] for spies and assassins. After the infamous ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "Bad Wolf" this has led to some jokes in rare gun collecting circles about people using "the Harkness harness" when referring to attempts to find examples of this weapon. As so few were made it's a really [[Rare Guns|rare piece]]... cue jokes about how hard it is to find...
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* The Saxon king Edmund II [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbeozXrw4E4 died] when a Viking stabbed him up the arse while Edmund was using the toilet. [[Incredibly Lame Pun|What a shitty way to kill someone.]]
* A news story in around 2004-2005 about someone emulating the Jackass films. The guy tried putting a firecracker in his rectum...resulting in second degree burns and a cracked pelvis.
* In the 2004 World Rally Championship, Finnish rally driver Marcus Gronholm describes how his co-driver Timo Rautiainen ended up with a steel rod [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKJJop740vw shoved up his butthole] in graphic detail.
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