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* This dialogue:
{{quote|'''Remer:''' You think Jenna's got the hots for ''you?'' Shit, Squeak has a better shot at it than you do!
'''Squeak:''' You think?
'''Coop:''' That's low, you son of a bitch.
'''Squeak:''' Why is that low? }}
* 
{{quote|'''Remer:''' That's easy for you to say! You got the team, we got jack-shit! Even Squeak is pissed off!
'''Squeak:''' I don't really mind-
'''Remer:''' [[Big "Shut Up!"|SHUT UP, BITCH!!]] }}
* Coop and Remer's psych-outs, which run the gamut from [[Dead Baby Comedy|gleefully offensive]] to [[Nausea Fuel]] to [[Bloody Hilarious]]. 
* Joey's last wish.
{{quote|'''Jenna:''' Come on, Joey. Search your heart. What's the one thing you want more than anything else in the world?
'''Joey:''' .....Chelsea Clinton?
'''Coop:''' That's a pretty tall order, dude.
'''Remer:''' You'd have a better shot at [[Bill Clinton|Bill]]. }}
* 
{{quote|'''Cain:''' Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly. He made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?
'''Remer:''' As much as he made playing in college?
'''Cain:''' What? No, a lot more! Big money, and you can too.
'''Remer:''' Would I have to quit baseketball?
'''Cain:''' What!? No! I need you to get Coop to go along!
'''Remer:''' He had to quit baseketball too!?
'''Cain:''' ''(makes a face of disbelief and walks away with a headache)'' ...Ungh.
'''Remer:''' Did I just fart?
'''Cain:''' ''(holding his head together)'' AAAAAAAHHH!!!
'''Remer:''' All right, dude, listen to me carefully. Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando?
'''Coop:''' No, he got rich playing in college. Everyone knows that.
'''Yvette:''' ''(taken a burned autograph Ty Cobb bat out of the fireplace)'' Baxter, who's Ty Cobb?
'''Cain:''' Oh my God...
'''Yvette:''' Did I just fart?
'''Cain:''' ''(gets a headache again)'' OGH!! }}

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