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* An episode where Londo Mollari was shown cheating at cards by using a tentacle to surreptitiously grab extra cards from the deck. Turns out that the Centauri tentacles are not just tentacles: Centauri males have ''[[Naughty Tentacles|six prehensile penises]].'' That are each 2-4. Feet. Long.

** More amusing was Vir's bumbling attempt to describe to Ivanova (while asking her relationship advice about Lyndisty) the varying... levels of intimacy a Centauri couple could encounter while necking (a misleading word in this context if ever there was one), complete with sound effects and gestures indicating the difference between "one" and "six":

{{quote| '''Vir:''' There were other women, but I never got past one.~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Vir:''' There were other women, but I never got past one.

'''Ivanova:''' You mean first base.~~<br />~~

'''Ivanova:''' You mean first base.

'''Vir:''' No, no, I mean one. You see, we have six, ah... we have ''six'', you see, and each one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure. So, you know, first you have one, and that's ''naa-naa.'' Then there's two... and by the time you get to five it's a ''heehaa-heehaa''. }}

*** Also, [[Word of God]] has stated that Centauri females also have six, er, receptacles -- three on each side of their spine.

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**** That was just one example. Another comment made by Londo seems to indicate that Centauri expect their dolls to be anatomically correct.

* In the episode "The Illusion Of Truth", Londo and Sheridan are arguing about the climate control in the former's quarters:

{{quote| '''Londo''': I do not mean, "oh, I think I will put another blanket on my bed tonight", I mean "look, my left arm has snapped off, like an icicle, and ''shattered'' on the floor!"! This is ''highly inappropriate'', Captain!~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Londo''': I do not mean, "oh, I think I will put another blanket on my bed tonight", I mean "look, my left arm has snapped off, like an icicle, and ''shattered'' on the floor!"! This is ''highly inappropriate'', Captain!

'''Sheridan''': I agree. There's several other parts of you I'd much rather have snapped off. }}

* In "Convictions", Garibaldi tells Zach to explain the "missionary... position" to some Drazi clerics.

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*** What really sells the "sex" aspect is Marcus's response, "I wouldn't know about that..."; he had been earlier mentioned to be [[Celibate Hero|waiting for the right lady]].

* From ''Voices Of Authority'', Sheridan has been assigned a [[Political Officer]], one who has decided that [[Sex Sells]] when it comes to ensuring a [[The Captain|certain key officer's]] loyalty. [[Holographic Terminal|Ivonova appears in the room]] just after the political officer has finished disrobing in Sheridan's quarters:

{{quote| '''[[Deadpan Snarker|Ivanova]]''': ''Good luck, Captain.''" *raising a [[Fascinating Eyebrow]]* ''[[Shout-Out|I think you're]] [[Take That|about to go where]] '''[[Really Gets Around|everyone]]''' [[Star Trek|has gone before]].''}}

{{quote|'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Ivanova]]''': ''Good luck, Captain.''" *raising a [[Fascinating Eyebrow]]* ''[[Shout-Out|I think you're]] [[Take That|about to go where]] '''[[Really Gets Around|everyone]]''' [[Star Trek|has gone before]].''}}

** Followed soon after by Ivanova disappearing, the [[Political Officer]] walking into the room still nude, and Sheridan [[Eating the Eye Candy|glancing down]] before declaring that it must be colder in here than he thought...

* The Starfury pilots, like [[Real Life]] fighter pilots, have various patches on their uniforms. And, just like [[Real Life]] fighter pilots, many of those patches are full of [[Double Entendre|Double Entendres]]. Of note is the patch worn by all of B5's pilots, showing a Starfury being launched (via being dropped through a hatch in the "floor" of the station), with the words "Ugly, But Well Hung." It's plainly visible through much of the series, because [[Failed a Spot Check|none of the censors ever looked closely enough to notice.]]