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{{quote|'''Algernon''' ''(stammering)'': Bunbury doesn't live here. Bunbury is somewhere else at present. In fact, Bunbury is dead. |
{{quote|'''Algernon''' ''(stammering)'': Bunbury doesn't live here. Bunbury is somewhere else at present. In fact, Bunbury is dead. |
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'''Lady Bracknell''': Dead! When did Mr. Bunbury die? His death must have been extremely sudden. |
'''Lady Bracknell''': Dead! When did Mr. Bunbury die? His death must have been extremely sudden. |
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'''Algernon''' ''(airily)'': Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon. I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon. |
'''Algernon''' ''(airily)'': Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon. I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon. |
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'''Lady Bracknell''': What did he die of? |
'''Lady Bracknell''': What did he die of? |
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'''Algernon''': Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded. |
'''Algernon''': Bunbury? Oh, he was quite exploded. |
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'''Lady Bracknell''': Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. |
'''Lady Bracknell''': Exploded! Was he the victim of a revolutionary outrage? I was not aware that Mr. Bunbury was interested in social legislation. If so, he is well punished for his morbidity. |
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'''Algernon''': My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I mean--so Bunbury died. |
'''Algernon''': My dear Aunt Augusta, I mean he was found out! The doctors found out that Bunbury could not live, that is what I mean--so Bunbury died. |
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'''Lady Bracknell''': He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians.|'''[[Oscar Wilde]]''', ''[[The Importance of Being Earnest]]''}} |
'''Lady Bracknell''': He seems to have had great confidence in the opinion of his physicians.|'''[[Oscar Wilde]]''', ''[[The Importance of Being Earnest]]''}} |
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{{quote|Yossarian pushed his hand away. "Give up, Milo. People can't eat cotton." |
{{quote|Yossarian pushed his hand away. "Give up, Milo. People can't eat cotton." |
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Milo's face narrowed cunningly. "It isn't really cotton," he coaxed. "I was joking. It's really cotton candy, delicious cotton candy. Try it and see." |
Milo's face narrowed cunningly. "It isn't really cotton," he coaxed. "I was joking. It's really cotton candy, delicious cotton candy. Try it and see." |
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"[[Blatant Lies|Now you're lying.]]"<br /> |
"[[Blatant Lies|Now you're lying.]]"<br /> |
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"[[Villains Never Lie|I never lie!]]" Milo rejoindered with proud dignity.<br /> |
"[[Villains Never Lie|I never lie!]]" Milo rejoindered with proud dignity.<br /> |
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{{quote|'''Damien:''' ...You're horrible at lying. |
{{quote|'''Damien:''' ...You're horrible at lying. |
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'''Elliot:''' It's what I get for being the good guy.|''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}} |
'''Elliot:''' It's what I get for being the good guy.|''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}} |
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