Bad Liar: Difference between revisions

{{quote|"The {{Small<span style="font-variant:small-caps|;">Enrichment Center}}</span> is required to remind you that {{Small<span style="font-variant:small-caps|;">[[Kill It with Fire|you will be baked]],}}</span> ''[[Distracted By the Shiny|and then]] [[The Cake Is a Lie|there will be]]'' ''{{Small<span style="font-variant:small-caps|;">[[I Was Told There Would Be Cake|cake]]''.}}</span>"

This page, [[I Have This Friend|if it were about]] [['''Bad Liar]]'''s, would say that sometimes, but never for comedic effect, a character is unable to lie in a convincing way and comes up with really silly lies that fool no one. It would not point out that children are especially prone to it, because once they get over [[Children Are Innocent|their innocent]] [[Can Not Tell a Lie|inability]] they have little practice. It would not talk about physical tics that give away liars either. And it would ''especially'' never say that this is a reason why [[Keeping Secrets Sucks]], because keeping secrets is cool. But this page ''isn't'' about Bad Liars, so it won't. Seriously.

[[Can Not Tell a Lie|Pinocchio]] does not say that this page [[Captain Obvious|is a lie and that this actually is for comedic effect, children are prone to it, physical tics do give away the lie, and this ''is not'' Consummate liarLiar.]] What a riot that Pinocchio is, huh?