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[[Friday (song)|Friday]] wasn't just the most obvious target, it was the most available. Basically the corporate bigwigs behind Ark saw an impending disaster and decided to engineer a big [[Take That, Audience!]], by bringing in some sound-mixing guys who'd been building their experience on Youtube and other places, starting out with a rip on Friday, automatically endearing themselves to the populace, and building up a name with more and more songs. By the time they're done, the placeholder staff at Ark will be long phased out and Friday will be [[Gannon Banned]]. |
[[Friday (song)|Friday]] wasn't just the most obvious target, it was the most available. Basically the corporate bigwigs behind Ark saw an impending disaster and decided to engineer a big [[Take That, Audience!]], by bringing in some sound-mixing guys who'd been building their experience on Youtube and other places, starting out with a rip on Friday, automatically endearing themselves to the populace, and building up a name with more and more songs. By the time they're done, the placeholder staff at Ark will be long phased out and Friday will be [[Gannon Banned]]. |
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* Case in point, everything they've done has been given a hip-hop slant (except "Hot Jumping Beans" and "Asian Baby", presumably because said execs wanted more white input to play up Rascall Flatts' redneck angle). |
* Case in point, everything they've done has been given a hip-hop slant (except "Hot Jumping Beans" and "Asian Baby", presumably because said execs wanted more white input to play up Rascall Flatts' redneck angle). |
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* Case in point 2: a recent copyright claim to block "Gang Fight" was done in [[Rebecca Black]]'s name rather than Ark. |
* Case in point 2: a recent copyright claim to block "Gang Fight" was done in [[Rebecca Black]]'s name rather than Ark. |
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* This would also explain the secrecy: Ark has a bad reputation after "Friday". |
* This would also explain the secrecy: Ark has a bad reputation after "Friday". |
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== The gang fight described by Rebecca Black... == |
== The gang fight described by Rebecca Black... == |
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Is between her (and her group) and Miley Cyrus and her (aviator?) 'crew'. |
Is between her (and her group) and Miley Cyrus and her (aviator?) 'crew'. |
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Additionally, Black Umbrella isn't the name of a kind of weed, it's Cyrus' gang, and Friday (potentially) is the name of Black's. |
Additionally, Black Umbrella isn't the name of a kind of weed, it's Cyrus' gang, and Friday (potentially) is the name of Black's. |
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* Ahem. Not 'Friday', 'Barney'. And 'crew' most likely means her band of car customising fanatics. |
* Ahem. Not 'Friday', 'Barney'. And 'crew' most likely means her band of car customising fanatics. |
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A couple lives in space. Based on the chorus's wording, he (nameless, for the moment) probably lives with her (name/nickname 'Angel Mouth'). |
A couple lives in space. Based on the chorus's wording, he (nameless, for the moment) probably lives with her (name/nickname 'Angel Mouth'). |
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* Friction arises in their relationship for a number of reasons. She's racking up a bill from all these Chinese men texting her, provokes Spanish guys into trying to choke her dog, and among other things demands children cooked over easy on Mondays - she may also be [[The Alcoholic]]. |
* Friction arises in their relationship for a number of reasons. She's racking up a bill from all these Chinese men texting her, provokes Spanish guys into trying to choke her dog, and among other things demands children cooked over easy on Mondays - she may also be [[The Alcoholic]]. |
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* The last straws come in a pair. Angel Mouth ''not only'' [[Rant-Inducing Slight|eats all of the Jedi Jello]][[ |
* The last straws come in a pair. Angel Mouth ''not only'' [[Rant-Inducing Slight|eats all of the Jedi Jello]][[Tradesnark™|(tm)]], but also lets his frog, Adrian, [[Thrown Out the Airlock|out of the airlock to die of suffocation/decompression.]] In anger, she dubs him [[Appropriated Appellation|'Dirty Spaceman']] and he storms out, stopping to take 'the spaceman head' (probably something he had with him when he moved in). |
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** Alternately (re: 'spaceman head'), he's just saying she gave him one last BJ and now he's taking off... |
** Alternately (re: 'spaceman head'), he's just saying she gave him one last BJ and now he's taking off... |
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* Angel Mouth eventually seeks solace in the arms of Alejandro, a high school friend. Dirty Spaceman gets a leopard to keep freestyle, possibly as a replacement for Adrian, and drowns his sorrows in ping-pong and paintball until morning, seeking love elsewhere the whole time. |
* Angel Mouth eventually seeks solace in the arms of Alejandro, a high school friend. Dirty Spaceman gets a leopard to keep freestyle, possibly as a replacement for Adrian, and drowns his sorrows in ping-pong and paintball until morning, seeking love elsewhere the whole time. |
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== James Blunt is telling an epic story of revenge in [[Anachronic Order]] == |
== James Blunt is telling an epic story of revenge in [[Anachronic Order]] == |
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James Blunt and his [[Cool Pet|pet bullfrog]] sell [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You|y]][[You Bastard|o]][[Take That, Audience!|u]] some wine. They witness you [[Moral Event Horizon|punching a Brazillian orphan]]. Even the Bullfrog, who is normally emotionless, wants to exact revenge upon you for this unforgivable deed. James leads your dog into a hut and [[Family-Unfriendly Death|slits its throat]], Destroys the submarine your friends are riding in (With help from a phantom), watches them [[Nightmare Fuel|drown in their own blood,]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Pushes you on top of your burger and fries.]] He steals your wallet and buys [[The Stoner|a lot of good weed,]] a bottle of milk and a soggy eggshell. He then remembers his old [[Cool Pet|pet owl]], who had a strange habit of [[Funny Animal|wearing clothes,]] and philosophizes that [[Ice Cream Koan|"a Zebra thinks he's half not-black"]]. |
James Blunt and his [[Cool Pet|pet bullfrog]] sell [[The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You|y]][[You Bastard|o]][[Take That, Audience!|u]] some wine. They witness you [[Moral Event Horizon|punching a Brazillian orphan]]. Even the Bullfrog, who is normally emotionless, wants to exact revenge upon you for this unforgivable deed. James leads your dog into a hut and [[Family-Unfriendly Death|slits its throat]], Destroys the submarine your friends are riding in (With help from a phantom), watches them [[Nightmare Fuel|drown in their own blood,]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Pushes you on top of your burger and fries.]] He steals your wallet and buys [[The Stoner|a lot of good weed,]] a bottle of milk and a soggy eggshell. He then remembers his old [[Cool Pet|pet owl]], who had a strange habit of [[Funny Animal|wearing clothes,]] and philosophizes that [[Ice Cream Koan|"a Zebra thinks he's half not-black"]]. |
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== A love triangle exists between BLR-Verse Taylor Swift, Wiz Khalifa and Bruno Mars, of which Barack Obama is aware. == |
== A love triangle exists between BLR-Verse Taylor Swift, Wiz Khalifa and Bruno Mars, of which Barack Obama is aware. == |
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