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* The titular character of ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', who took out evil Ronald McDonald with a mime ninja rocket launcher, punched out a giant crazed lumberjack, captured and now rides a trained velociraptor, beat up Death himself, and recently punched Dracula in the face. |
* The titular character of ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'', who took out evil Ronald McDonald with a mime ninja rocket launcher, punched out a giant crazed lumberjack, captured and now rides a trained velociraptor, beat up Death himself, and recently punched Dracula in the face. |
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** Gordito, Dr. McNinja's sidekick, as well. A tween who grew a [[Badass Mustache|massive mustache]] through sheer force of will, he killed a clone of Ben Franklin's Zombie, killed several flying magical sharks of doom summoned by a ghost wizard, and proved he was more cunning and quick-thinking than the woman who trained both the Good Doctor and Gordito himself when he saved her son from [[Dracula]]'s last minute cheap shot aimed at him. Oh, and when he was first informed of his new status as sidekick, this is what he had to say: |
** Gordito, Dr. McNinja's sidekick, as well. A tween who grew a [[Badass Mustache|massive mustache]] through sheer force of will, he killed a clone of Ben Franklin's Zombie, killed several flying magical sharks of doom summoned by a ghost wizard, and proved he was more cunning and quick-thinking than the woman who trained both the Good Doctor and Gordito himself when he saved her son from [[Dracula]]'s last minute cheap shot aimed at him. Oh, and when he was first informed of his new status as sidekick, this is what he had to say: |
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{{quote|'''Gordito''':"I don't kick. I shoot people. That makes them ''die''."}} |
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** And Dan McNinja, the hero's father- The moment that his [[Badass Mustache|mustache]] was revealed, hordes of [[Ninja|ninjas]] bowed down to him in homage, crowning him their leader. He escaped an attack of ninja drug abusing teenagers -- he ''[[Man On Fire|lit himself on fire]]''. Because if you're on fire, [[Incendiary Exponent|ninjas cannot catch you]]. |
** And Dan McNinja, the hero's father- The moment that his [[Badass Mustache|mustache]] was revealed, hordes of [[Ninja|ninjas]] bowed down to him in homage, crowning him their leader. He escaped an attack of ninja drug abusing teenagers -- he ''[[Man On Fire|lit himself on fire]]''. Because if you're on fire, [[Incendiary Exponent|ninjas cannot catch you]]. |
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*** Do not mess with The Mother McNinja. Trust us. [[Mama Bear|Just don't.]] |
*** Do not mess with The Mother McNinja. Trust us. [[Mama Bear|Just don't.]] |
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* Tex from ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'' The ULTIMATE female [[Badass]]. |
* Tex from ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'' The ULTIMATE female [[Badass]]. |
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** Especially apparent after her [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|glorious reappearance]] in Revelation, where she [[Curb Stomp Battle|utterly decimates]] Tucker and the Reds at the same time without getting hit once or breaking a sweat. '''''A 7-minute beatdown.''''' |
** Especially apparent after her [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|glorious reappearance]] in Revelation, where she [[Curb Stomp Battle|utterly decimates]] Tucker and the Reds at the same time without getting hit once or breaking a sweat. '''''A 7-minute beatdown.''''' |
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{{quote|'''F.I.L.S.S.:''' Agent Tex is a bit of a badass.}} |
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** [[Red vs. Blue|Agent Washington]] became badass around the time he took down a Hornet solo in less than a minute. Nothing he has done since then has changed this, only added to it. Notable points are taking on the Meta with a chain gun and everything he does from episode 15 onward. |
** [[Red vs. Blue|Agent Washington]] became badass around the time he took down a Hornet solo in less than a minute. Nothing he has done since then has changed this, only added to it. Notable points are taking on the Meta with a chain gun and everything he does from episode 15 onward. |
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