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{{quote| "Who am I? I'll tell you who I am. I'm Simon, a member of the Gurren Brigade, but more importantly I happen to be the best driller in Jiiha Village. I hold the record for cleanest bedrock penetration (don't you dare laugh!), most feet of earth excavated in a single day, and best of all, fastest tunneling through granite and diamond. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!" }}

** It's cool in the sense that we are made to remember that Simon is a fantastic and skilled driller, the Squick comes from being made to imagine (along with {{spoiler|Shinji}}) what those drilling skills can do to soft, human flesh.

* The awesome ''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'' fanfic ''[[The Man With No Name (Fanfic)|The Man With No Name]]'' gives us this:

{{quote| "Yes, I think war is a fool's game. Yes, I believe life -- all life -- is precious. But tell me something, Vharaj -- did you ever listen to my ''enemies''' tales of me? If you did, it's obvious you weren't paying attention. The Daleks do not have emotion, Vharaj. They don't know fear. But do you know what they called me? ''Ka Faraq Gatri''. It means Destroyer of Worlds. I am the Bringer of Darkness, Vharaj. The Oncoming Storm. I've watched worlds and galaxies fall, and rise, and fall again. I fought the Vampires at the dawn of Creation, and I may yet witness the end of the Universe. I brought about the destruction of my own race, the deaths of my children, my grandchildren, my siblings, my friends, all in the name of peace, to save this Universe. So you tell me, Vharaj: ''what do you think I am capable of?"''}}

{{quote| ''For all your claims to be invincible, for all your bragging and pride, I've beaten you twice. That's why you searched me out in this rain; not for revenge, but to prove to yourself that I'm not better than you. My victories over you eat you alive, and you know it. And even if you do kill me, even if I'm dead and gone, [[Scars Are Forever|your damaged, imperfect blade will always be there]]: an eternal reminder of my triumph over you.''}}

** And when the true [[Big Bad]] reveals himself to the [[Disc One Final Boss]]:

* Warren Mears in the ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3460966/1/Difficult_to_Fight_Against_Anger Difficult to Fight Against Anger]'': "Oh, fine; this is like nickel-and-diming a [[Doom|cyberdemon]] when you're in [[Classic Cheat Code|god mode]]."

* Azrael in ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5659751/1/Knightfall_The_Movie Knightfall: The Movie]'': "You have no idea what you?re dealing with, Bane. You broke Bruce Wayne, but the Bat is something not so easy to destroy. It?s bigger than him, me, all of us; and it?s more powerful than all your petty ideas about vengeance and retribution. That is why Wayne spared Napier?s life. He knows death and destruction are not the answer. I am not so forgiving. If I ever see you again, Bane, I promise, you will never see me."

** However, he does get one genuinely [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|epic]] one during his battle againgst Rika.

{{quote| '''Rika''': ''You're underestimating us Gogglehead!''<br />

* [[A Hero (Fanfic)|A Hero]] has Dalek Sec Giving one to Kyubey:

{{quote| ''Dalek Sec'': ''I COME FROM A [[Doctor Who (TV)|PLACE]] WHERE [[Sufficiently Advanced Aliens|GODS ROAM A-MONGST THE STARS]], WHERE THERE ARE [[Reality Warper|BEINGS THAT COULD E-RASE ALL OF RE-AL-ITY]] [[Physical God|WITH BUT A ME-RE THOUGHT]], [[Time Master|THAT COULD BEND TI-ME TO THEIR WILL]] [[Ret Gone|AND FREE YOU FROM HAVING EVER BEING BORN]]!! YET, NO MAT-TER HOW PO-WER-FUL THEY ARE, [[The Dreaded|THEY ALL FEAR THE SAME THING]].''<br />

{{quote| He spread his arms wide, grinning madly. "Look around you, Haleigh! Your world is crumbling. Your Pokemon have been defeated. I am the true Master. You see, I'm the one people are truly afraid of. I'm the one who makes the likes of Giovanni and Ghetsis tremble in their sleep. I can wipe the floor with anyone. I've defeated [[Big Good|Cynthia and Naomi]] effortlessly!"<br />

Rayquaza rose up from behind him, glaring at Haleigh.<br />

* [http://s7.zetaboards.com/AntiFanfiction/topic/8676923/1/#new/ Kross and Rain: Cursed Souls] Have two, both from Kross, and both inspired by Berserk

{{quote| Kross:'Fate. Destiny. Predestined. SHUT UP! My brother died in my arms today, and you tell me it was fate? [[Screw Destiny|I'll make my own fate in this world]]. You just declared war on the Nightroad clan.And this is war like any other. The last man alive wins! [[Determinator|And I won't rest]] [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|until I track down and destroy every one of you]] [[Rage Against the Heavens|and then take the fight to your pathetic god!]] This is my declaration. MY DECLARATION OF WAR!!!" (lightning flash emphasizes the word war)<br />

{{quote| '''Dr. Eggman''': A foolish choice, you stupid horse. Those who dare stand in my way will be destroyed. Now, be a good little horsy and back off!<br />

'''Twilight Sparkle''': First of all, I’m not a horse, I’m a pony. A unicorn to be exact. A very powerful unicorn who has defeated more powerful enemies with the help of my friends. Second, you terrorized Ponyville, attempted to harm innocent bystanders, and caused widespread destruction on our peaceful town. But the biggest mistake you made was destroying '''MY''' library. Now, I’m going to show you why getting a unicorn angry is a ''[[Oh Crap|very]]'' [[Oh Crap|bad idea!]] '' {{spoiler|Cue a Sonic Rainbooming ass kicking by Rainbow Dash.}}'' }}