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{{quote|There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless.|'''Cairne Bloodhoof''' to Warchief Thrall, ''[[War CraftWarcraft]] III''}}
 
{{quote|You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't.|'''[[Neal Boortz]]'''}}
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Profession: Great Warrior|''[[Attack of the Clones]]'' "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DecQxfNkgg Yoda Trailer]"}}
 
{{quote|'''[[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Green Lantern]]:''': Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age!<br />
'''[[Static Shock|Static]]:''' The miracles of modern medicine, sixty-five is the new thirty!|''[[Justice League]] Unlimited'': "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2" }}
 
{{quote|IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! [[Ronald Reagan|RONALD REAGAN]] BROKE MY LEGS! |A Would-Be Robber, after being put in an ambulance by Patriotism, ''[[Shortpacked (Webcomic)|Shortpacked]]''}}
 
{{quote|I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.|'''Wil Andersen''', ''[[The Cowboys (Film)|The Cowboys]]''}}
 
{{quote|What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill.|'''Black Mage''', ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Jack:''' I didn't have a chance at winning...<br />
'''Gerald:''' Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman ''years before you were born.''|''[[Radiata Stories (Video Game)|Radiata Stories]]''}}
 
{{quote|I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else!|'''Ric Flair''', ''[[WWE]] [[Monday Night Raw]]''}}
 
{{quote|I was too old for this shit ''fifteen'' years ago.|'''William "Bill" Overbeck''', ''[[Left 4 Dead (Video Game)|Left 4 Dead]]''}}
 
{{quote|Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go!|'''Galuf''', ''[[Final Fantasy V (Video Game)|Final Fantasy V]]''}}
 
{{quote|Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren.|'''President Bartlet''', ''[[The West Wing]]''}}
 
{{quote|Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day!|'''Jetfire''', ''[[Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]''}}
 
{{quote|Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper.|'''[[Super Mario RPG (Video Game)|Frogfucius]]''', ''[[BowsersBowser's Kingdom]]'' episode 9, after hitting one of the Karate Duo Number One with a cane}}
 
{{quote|I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am.|'''Wess''', ''[[Mother 3 (Video Game)|Mother 3]]''}}
 
{{quote|Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!<br />
Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, ''why was it created in the first place?''|'''Lu-Tze''', ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Thief of Time|Thief of Time]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Dunstan:''' Tristan, he's 97 years old.<br />
'''Tristan:''' Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it.|'''[[Stardust (Filmfilm)|Stardust]]'''}}
 
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