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{{quote|You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't.|'''[[Neal Boortz]]'''}}
 
{{quote|874 Years Old<br />
2 Feet Tall<br />
Profession: Great Warrior|''[[Attack of the Clones]]'' "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DecQxfNkgg Yoda Trailer]"}}
 
{{quote|'''[[Green Lantern]]:''': Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age!<br />
'''[[Static Shock|Static]]:''' The miracles of modern medicine, sixty-five is the new thirty!|''[[Justice League]] Unlimited'': "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2" }}
 
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{{quote|Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good.|"Aged Swordsman," folk song}}
 
{{quote|'''Duke:''' What you lookin' at old man?<br />
'''Walt:''' Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.|''[[Gran Torino]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Jack:''' I didn't have a chance at winning...<br />
'''Gerald:''' Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman ''years before you were born.''|''[[Radiata Stories]]''}}
 
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{{quote|I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am.|'''Wess''', ''[[Mother 3]]''}}
 
{{quote|Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!<br />
Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, ''why was it created in the first place?''|'''Lu-Tze''', ''[[Discworld/Thief of Time|Thief of Time]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Dunstan:''' Tristan, he's 97 years old.<br />
'''Tristan:''' Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it.|'''[[Stardust (film)|Stardust]]'''}}
 
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