Badass Grandpa/Quotes
There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless. —Cairne Bloodhoof to Warchief Thrall, Warcraft III
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You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't. |
874 Years Old |
Green Lantern:: Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age! —Justice League Unlimited: "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2"
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IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! Ronald Reagan BROKE MY LEGS! —A Would-Be Robber, after being put in an ambulance by Patriotism, Shortpacked
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I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you. —Wil Andersen, The Cowboys
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What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill. —Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
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Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good. —"Aged Swordsman," folk song
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Duke: What you lookin' at old man? |
Jack: I didn't have a chance at winning... |
I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else! |
I was too old for this shit fifteen years ago.
—William "Bill" Overbeck, Left 4 Dead
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Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go! —Galuf, Final Fantasy V
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Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren. —President Bartlet, The West Wing
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Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day! —Jetfire, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper. —Frogfucius, Bowser's Kingdom episode 9, after hitting one of the Karate Duo Number One with a cane
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I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am. —Wess, Mother 3
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Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! —Lu-Tze, Thief of Time
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Dunstan: Tristan, he's 97 years old. |
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