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* The [[Rant-Inducing Slight]] in ''[[ |
* The [[Rant-Inducing Slight]] in ''[[Baldur's Gate]]''. |
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{{quote| Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!}} |
{{quote| Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!}} |
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* There's a truly brilliant conversation if you have Keldorn and Imoen in the same party. Imoen tries to pick Keldorn's pocket. Keldorn catches her, and she pretends she is attracted to him. "I j ust can't keep my hands off you!" And he gets all flustered, saying "Good lord Imoen! My daughters are almost your age!" And finally she says, "Oh forget it, Keldorn, here's your ring back." in a tone that shows she just thinks of him as such an old fuddy-duddy. |
* There's a truly brilliant conversation if you have Keldorn and Imoen in the same party. Imoen tries to pick Keldorn's pocket. Keldorn catches her, and she pretends she is attracted to him. "I j ust can't keep my hands off you!" And he gets all flustered, saying "Good lord Imoen! My daughters are almost your age!" And finally she says, "Oh forget it, Keldorn, here's your ring back." in a tone that shows she just thinks of him as such an old fuddy-duddy. |
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'''Edwina''': Yes, yes, yes, now will you please [[I Need You to Shut Up|cease your prattle]]!<br /> |
'''Edwina''': Yes, yes, yes, now will you please [[I Need You to Shut Up|cease your prattle]]!<br /> |
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'''Cernd''': Poor, Edwin. When nature casts aside an appendage, she is confident it will return in the proper season. My heart weeps for your insecurities. [[Worlds Smallest Violin|Weep, weep.]]<br /> |
'''Cernd''': Poor, Edwin. When nature casts aside an appendage, she is confident it will return in the proper season. My heart weeps for your insecurities. [[Worlds Smallest Violin|Weep, weep.]]<br /> |
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'''Edwina''': (I wonder what his nature would say about the cleansing power of [[Kill It |
'''Edwina''': (I wonder what his nature would say about the cleansing power of [[Kill It with Fire|fire]]. I wonder.) }} |
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* Then, of course, there's [[Talking Weapon|Lilarcor]]. |
* Then, of course, there's [[Talking Weapon|Lilarcor]]. |
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* Anything out of Xan's mouth in the first game did it for this guy. "We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies." |
* Anything out of Xan's mouth in the first game did it for this guy. "We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies." |
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