Banjo-Kazooie/Funny: Difference between revisions

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* The ''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]'' series as a whole is hilarious, but one of this troper's favorite bits comes from ''Tooie.'' A [[Nightmare Fuel|really freaky]] character named Canary Mary can be raced for a Jiggy--she tells you it's been wedged under her wing. When you beat her again and she gives you a Cheato page, this exchange takes place...

'''Kazooie:''' NO! We don't want to know where it's been! }}

** Kazooie is a never-ending stream of this in ''Tooie'', due mostly to her role as the [[Meta Guy|Meta Girl]] and having her [[Deadpan Snarker]] tendencies increased by at least a magnitude.

*** Her exchanges with Salty Joe in Witchyworld.

'''Joe:''' Why, you cheeky little... }}

** The [[Idle Animation]] in both games.

** Then there's Lord Woo Fak Fak's pre battle dialogue in Tooie:

'''Kazooie''': Something like that. }}

** Gruntilda's rhymes will forever be stuck in my head.

* In Tooie, whenever you get the secret unlockable attack that involves grabbing Kazooie out of the backpack and [[Grievous Harm with a Body|BEATING ENEMIES WITH HER.]] Every player first laughs, then feels terrible...[[Crosses the Line Twice|then laughs some more.]]

* Gruntilda's full name. That is all.

'''Grunty''': "Erm... [[Blatant Lies|no it's not.]] And if you tell anyone, I'll kill you!"<br />

'''Banjo''': "Sure thing, Winky." }}

** Gruntilda admits to Banjo that if he beats her in a race she won't go through with her latest evil plan ( {{spoiler|Polluting the water by having her cat take a crap in it}}) Kazooie points out how stupid this is, while Banjo claims it reminds him of something he did a long time ago [[Diddy Kong Racing|"...and there was a genie and a giant pig.]]"

** Many of Mumbo's vehicle part descriptions:

Description for Spirit of Pants: Rubbish Rare website mascot now rubbish vehicle mascot. Not exactly flying lady like on sophisticated cars.<br />

Description for [[Viva Pinata|Papery Pal]]: Bear put papery critter on vehicle and be filled with fun. Mumbo like 'Trouble in Paradise', recommend player buy it tomorrow. }}

** Boggy appearing ''twice'' in one act, lampshaded by both Banjo and Kazooie.

* If you lose to the [[Final Boss]] in ''Tooie'' and try again:

'''Grunty:''' Fair enough. }}

* In the beginning of Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo ''sleeps'' through his sister's kidnapping, with his backpack, Kazooie included, hanging on a hat stand. Eventually, Kazooie gets fed up and shouts at Banjo, rocking the stand so much it falls over!

* In the beginning of Banjo-Tooie, Bottles is killed when Gruntilda blasts Banjo's house during a poker game. (He didn't evac because the whole 'Grunty's back!' thing was just a gag) When Banjo and Kazooie meet Jamjars and relate the sarge about his brother's untimely demise, Jamjars asks if Bottles went down fighting.

'''Jamjars:''' Figures.

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