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 * Come to that, why is all this Barbie shit based on fairy princesses and whatnot? Isn't Barbie a doctor? A veteran? A veterinarian? A lawyer? A superhero? [[Myth Busters|The bereted and walrus-moustached host of a science-based reality TV show]]? Where the hell are the "Barbie Gets A Fucking Career" movies?
 ** Barbie's telling the story to her sister Kelly. It's easier to get her interested in princesses (incidentally, of the Barbie movies that ''aren't'' narrated to Kelly, Barbie only plays a proper princess in one of them). Besides that, if we wanted a "Barbie Gets A Fucking Career" movie, all we have to do is lift "Barbie and the Rockers" out of obscurity.
-** You might want to see [[Barbie a Fashion Fairytale]], where Barbie, here an ''actress'', gets ''fired'' from her job because the director is a [[Prima Donna Director|douche]].
+** You might want to see [[Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale]], where Barbie, here an ''actress'', gets ''fired'' from her job because the director is a [[Prima Donna Director|douche]].
 * Why did the dogs dance anthropomorphically when they never did anything else that way? I mean, other than the dancing they acted (mostly) like regular dogs.
 ** Seeing as how they are in a magical musical land, maybe the song/music enchanted them and gave them the ability to dance that way.