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'''Benjamin Franklin''' was a printer, author, scientist, musician, inventor, diplomat, ladies' man, revolutionary, and one of the coolest and most fascinating people in American History. Managed to make it onto the US hundred dollar bill without being President of the United States. Invented bifocal lenses, the Franklin stove, and the lightning rod, after proving that lightning was just electricity, not the wrath of an angry god. If you ever take a tour anywhere in Philadelphia's historical district, you will learn that he invented pretty much everything. Even [[The Internet]].
 
ButContrary heto wascommon belief, he ''notwas'' apresident: Franklin held the positions of both President of Pennsylvania and president of the Society for Promoting the Abolition of Slavery during his life. And he did not write the Declaration of Independence (although he did edit it). And he didn't found the Ben Franklin dime store chain.
 
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** Franklin's maternal grandfather, a court clerk, was once jailed for disobeying a local magistrate while defending middle class people against wealthy landowners. He would be a big inspiration to his grandson Benjamin.
* [[Bald of Awesome]]
* [[Beam Me Up, Scotty]]:
* [[Beam Me Up, Scotty]]:* Franklin was the one who said "The Lord helps those who help themselves." It is not found in the Bible anywhere.
** Franklin never said "God made beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy",<ref>He did say "Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy."</ref> "Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers",<ref>That's from the play ''[[1776 (musical)|1776]]''.</ref> or "A democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch."<ref>That's by Gary Strand, posted to the Usenet group sci.environment on 23 April 1990. Besides, the word "lunch" didn't exist in English until the 1820s, three decades after Franklin's death.</ref>
* [[Big Fun]]: Ben's weight is part of what made him so endearing then and keeps him endearing now. One story goes that during a trip to Paris, a woman who knew him greeted him by pinching his belly and jokingly asking him what he would think if he saw all that weight on a woman. Ben replied, "madam, twenty minutes ago this weight ''was'' on a woman!"
* [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]: Franklin was a [[Dirty Old Man]] and liked taking naps during meetings. During his time in France he attended numerous parties and often came in late to work, which earned him the resentment of his colleague [[John Adams]]. However, this allowed him to create the informal connections that helped secure French support for the [[American Revolution]].
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* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: Not Ben himself, but the practice that he brutally parodies in "The Art of Saying Little In Much," without saying much of anything himself. He does this by quoting "the Petition of Dermond O Folivey, an Attorney of the Kingdom of Ireland," the most [[Up to Eleven|unbelievably, ridiculously redundant]] thing ever written.
* [[Dirty Old Man]]
* [[Drill Sergeant Nasty]]: Not him personally. But he hired Steuben, the Patron Saint of American Drill Sergeant's Nasty.
* [[Eccentric Mentor]]: He was the oldest of the Founding Fathers, and respected for both his brilliance and his witty humor.
* [[Eagle Land]]: Ben is the embodiment of the type 1 flavor, though funnily enough, if he'd had his way, we might have ended up calling the trope "Turkey Land." To elaborate, when it came time to choose a national emblem, Franklin argued that we should pick the turkey because of the fact that it's native to North America rather than the Old World. However, the other Founding Fathers prevailed and we ended up picking the more majestic eagle, but a type native to North America, the bald eagle (though it would be a while before artists would depict the bald eagle correctly).
* [[Gallows Humor]]: One of his most famous quotes, referring to the Revolution, was "Yes, we must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately." A rather literal use of gallows humor indeed.
** For definitions of "Benjamin Franklin" equal to "Carter Braxton", perhaps - although Braxton attributed the pun to "A Wit" in an April 14, 1776 letter, so we can't be sure who actually said the phrase.
* [[God Mode Sue]]: Anything - and we mean [[Jack of All Trades|ANYTHING]] - that Franklin tried out, he ended up being a master of. Just ''look'' at the opening description of him! In his prime, he was a charismatic [[Genius Bruiser]] who spent his free time reading philosophy while weight-lifting, composing music, and inventing items still used 300 years later (see: the odometer and bifocals) - all with a lady on each arm, of course. In his twilight years, he was still doing all of the above, sans the weight-lifting, but with [[Beyond the Impossible|FOUR ladies on each arm instead]]. He probably would have been [[Batman|fighting crime as a masked vigilante, too]], [[Badass Boast|but it would've been too easy for him, and he would've gotten bored very quickly]].
* [[I Was Quite a Looker]]: While we're mostly familiar with Franklin the overweight [[Dirty Old Man]], he wasn't always that way. Printers regularly had to carry large, heavy trays of lead type, and Franklin in particular was very health-conscious in his youth (he was particularly partial to swimming), and as a result the young Franklin was quite fit and rather buff.
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** To be fair, this was almost certainly averted in his youth, where he was just as much of a Casanova. He was apparently handsome and lifted weights to improve both his strength (which he needed as a printer's apprentice and then a printer--cases of lead type are ''heavy'') and appearance (makes sense, given his whole self-improvement schtick). Presumably, he gained enough experience with the ladies that he no longer needed to rely on his looks.
* [[Likes Older Women]]: Preferred older women for their intelligence, often independent means, and '''*ahem* ''' "experience".
* [[Massive -Numbered Siblings]]: He was the 15thfifteenth of his father's 17seventeen children.<ref>Franklin's father Josiah had two wives, Anne Child and Abiah Folger. He had seven children with Anne and ten with Abiah, of whom Benjamin was the eighth; he was also Josiah's tenth and final son.</ref>
* [[Memetic Sex God]]: Any discussion of Franklin which is any way humorous will mention how much he liked the ladies. And how much they liked him.
* [[Older Than They Think]]: He was advocating an American confederation decades before the American Revolution, and also coined the snake as the symbol of the colonies (as later used in 'Don't Tread on Me') with his "Unite or Die!" political cartoon in the Seven Years' War.
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* [[The Smart Guy]]: Respected even among the American Founders, dyed-in-the-wool intellectual elites almost to a man, for the breadth of his knowledge.
* [[The Spymaster]]: While in Paris, he was this. Like every diplomat at the time.
**When he returned he was given an audit by Congress. Some of his budget was unaccounted for. He basically told them [[You Do NOT Want to Know]]. And apparently [[Plausible Deniability|they did not.]]
* [[What Might Have Been]]: [[George Washington]] tried to nominate him for first president, but basically every single other Founding Father unanimously agreed Washington should take the job.
* [[White Anglo Saxon Protestant]]
* [[MustacheMoustache Dede Plumeplume|Womb Dede Plumeplume]]: His "Silence Dogood" widow persona, adopted for some of his earliest works because nobody would have paid attention to newspaper comments from a sixteen-year-old.
 
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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* According to the [[All There in the Manual|official backstory]] of ''[[Code Geass]]'', one major divergence point between its history and ours is that [[What the Hell, Hero?|Franklin betrayed Washington]] in return for a title of [[The Empire|Britannian]] nobility and land, meaning that the United States of America never came into being. The show's [[Immortality|immortal]] female lead C.C. speaks of Ben and his peaceful nature wistfully, implying that she knew him personally.
** ...Just how "personally" are we talking?
 
 
== [[Comic Books]] ==
* The indie comic ''[[Welcome To Heaven Dr Franklin]]'' is a fantasy about Franklin's adventures in the afterlife.
* Although it [[Stealth Pun|isn't really mentioned,]] this is undoubtedly the source of [[Fantastic Four (Comic Book)|Franklin Benjamin Richards's]] full name. Yes, his middle name does double duty as an homage to his [[Honorary Uncle|uncle the Thing;]] but is it any surprise a scientist like Reed would name his kid after Ben Franklin?
 
 
== [[Film]] ==
* Pretty much anything set during [[The American Revolution]] has to have him pop up.
* ''[[1776 (musical)|1776]]'' has a singing Ben Franklin, who exemplifies the wisdom and the biting wit he's known for.
* Appears in ''[[Bill and TedsTed Excellent Adventure(film)|Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey]]'', playing a game of charades with [[Albert Einstein]], [[Confucius]], and The Stations.
* In the film ''[[How High]]'', Method Man and Redman end up discovering that {{spoiler|Franklin invented the bong. Although not historically accurate, it would explain his easygoing nature. Franklin actually owned a hemp mill, and several of the Founding Fathers grew hemp, though it was the sort used for fiber which doesn't contain much THC.}}
 
 
== [[Literature]] ==
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* In the first chapter of ''[[The Baroque Cycle]]'', Enoch Root visits early 1700s Boston and encounters a child prodigy named Ben (surname not given, but clearly intended to be Franklin.)
* ''[[America (The Book)]]'': The foreword, supposedly written by the ghost of [[Thomas Jefferson]], claims that if crack cocaine had existed when Franklin was alive then "that boozed-up snuff machine would weigh 80 pounds and live outside the Port Authority."
* In ''[[Mad Magazine]]'' #169, the article "A MAD History of Sex", writes: "Perhaps the greatest Sexual Figure in Revolutionary times was also known as "The Father of Our Country". His name was Benjamin Franklin. We realize some people think [[George Washington]] was the father of our country, and you may say "You don't know your history." All we can say is "You don't know your Benjamin Franklin!"
 
== [[Live -Action TV]] ==
 
* Franklin appeared as a character in the [[Adult Swim]] satire ''[[Young PersonsPerson's Guide Toto History]]''.
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* Franklin appeared as a character in the [[Adult Swim]] satire ''[[Young Persons Guide To History]]''.
* The key kite myth became one of the [[Tropes Examined by the Mythbusters]]. Tory also mistakenly thought Franklin was a President.
* The supplemental materials for ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'' have Franklin as an [[Beethoven Was an Alien Spy|empowered human]] (he could absorb electricity).
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* Appears in the HBO miniseries ''[[John Adams]]'', where he is generally played as Adams' foil: witty, popular and sly, in comparison to Adams' earnest and blunt firebrand.
* ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''. [[George Washington]] and Ben were friends with Barnabus Stinson (Barney's ancestor) who wrote "[[The Bro Code]]". George and Ben also once did a "Devil's Threesome".
* An entire two-part episode of ''[[Bewitched]]'' was dedicated to praising Ben Franklin, after Aunt Clara accidentally brought him to the present.
 
== [[Music]] ==
* When [[Puff Daddy]] sings "It's All About the Benjamins, Baby", yes, it's this Benjamin. Franklin is the face on the American hundred dollar bill.
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
 
* ''Tony Hawk's Underground 2'' allows you to skate as a Ben Franklin impersonator (known only as "Ben Franklin"). His unique trick is the Franklin Grind, which has the skater be pulled along the rail by a kite (with a key tied to it, of course) as a thunderstorm sound effect plays.
== Other ==
* ''[[Day of the Tentacle]]'' features Ben Franklin in the past, trying out his famous kite experiment. When a storm rolls around, he goes back inside, and Hoagie has to convince him to go back out, using the lightning to charge the battery for his Chrono-John.
* In [[Mad Magazine]] #169, the article "A MAD History of Sex", writes: "Perhaps the greatest Sexual Figure in Revolutionary times was also known as "The Father of Our Country". His name was Benjamin Franklin. We realize some people think [[George Washington]] was the father of our country, and you may say "You don't know your history." All we can say is "You don't know your Benjamin Franklin!"
* In one edition of ''[[Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?]]'', you and your Good Guide, Polly Tix, meet him while trying to get Declaration of Independence back from one of Carmen's crooks. {{spoiler|Later, he helps clue you to where Carmen is going.}}
 
* In ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The SimpsonsGame]] Game'', Benjamin Franklin attacks the heroes in heaven with a key that shoots lightning.
 
* Appears as a Founding Father in ''[[Colonization]]''.
== [[Real Life]] ==
* Franklin is an ally to the protagonist in the upcoming ''[[Assassin's Creed III]]''.
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_one_hundred-dollar_bill The United States one hundred-dollar bill.]
* Actor [[Billy Bob Thornton]] apparently believes he's reincarnated from Ol' Ben.
* When [[Bobcat Goldthwait]] cut his hair because he was going bald, he joked that he was "starting to look like Ben Franklin". He also, in another bit, said that [[Crosby Stills And Nash|David Crosby]] looks like "Ben Franklin fucked a walrus".
 
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* [http://www.xkcd.com/567/ This] ''[[Xkcdxkcd]]'' strip.
* Ben Franklin's clone is [[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja|Dr. McNinja's]] mentor.
* [httphttps://picturesforsadchildrenweb.comarchive.org/indexweb/20190814080210/http://www.phpbolanet.top/?comicID=183 This] ''[[Pictures for Sad Children]]'', though his common-law wife, Deborah Read Franklin, died of a stroke while he was in ''England''.
* His ghost is a major character in ''[[A Girl and Her Fed]]''. ([[Planet Eris|He's close friends with an [[Mary Sue|attention-deficit woman]] who [[Planet Eris|sets people on fire, a cyborg fed, and a genetically-engineered koala supergenius]].)
* The Transylvito Moneymancer in ''[[Erfworld]]'' is named Benjamin Franchise, and henaturally has all of the issignamancy essentiallyof Ben Franklin. This incarnation also sports the addition of a gold chain with "100" as the symbol.
* Thanks to [[Time Travel]], he's a modern-day superhero in ''[[Spinnerette]]''. He's pretty much invincible due the universe itself making sure he survives to return to the past eventually and make history what it is.
* Franklin is one of the major [[Artificial Intelligence|artificial intelligences]]s working for the Americans in ''[[Afterlife Blues]]''. An ''oracle'', or use of his full computing power on a single question, is said to be very valuable.
* ''[[Hark! A Vagrant]]'':
** In the last strip in [http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=375 "Founding Fathers in an Amusement Park"], Ben Franklin is ''very'' interested in the dunk tank... because it's "basically a wet tshirt contest".
** [http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=23 "''Where'' is ''Franklin?''"]
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
* ''[[Epic Rap Battles of History]]'' pits him against [[Billy Mays]] and [[Vince Offer]].
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* Shows up in ''[[The Fairly Odd ParentsOddParents]]'' when Timmy decided to do research for a report on American History the ''fun'' way, by interviewing a few Founding Fathers.
** Also, as shown in a later episode, he somehow has the ability to control storms.
* ''[[Liberty's Kids]]'', which features Walter Cronkite as Benjamin Franklin, is about Franklin's newspaper and its staff of teenage reporters and apprentice printers.
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* In the ''[[Beavis and Butthead]]'' episode "Lightning Strikes", the boys are inspired by a [[PBS]] special on Franklin to imitate the "key kite" myth. [[Hilarity Ensues]]--and so does [[Amusing Injuries|hospitalization]].
* An episode of ''[[Where on Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?]]'' ends with a [[Cliff Hanger]] when Carmen travels back in time to 1752 and steals Ben Frankin's key, foiling his kite experiment and preventing the development of electronics and trapping Zack and Ivy in time.
* He appeared in [[Nickelodeon]]'s classic toon ''[[Ka BlamKaBlam!]]''. He replaced Wesley Snipes in the ''[[Money Train]]'' sequel.
* Even ''[[South Park]]'' treated Benjamin Franklin with respect. He appeared to save the day in "I'm A Little Bit Country".
* An episode of ''[[The Simpsons]]''. Homer thought Franklin was president.
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'''Benjamin Franklin:''' You'll be soor-ry! }}
 
== [[Real Life]] ==
 
* [[w:United States one-hundred-dollar bill|The United States one-hundred-dollar bill.]] As [[Puff Daddy]] told us, "It's All About the Benjamins".
== [[Video Games]] ==
* Actor [[Billy Bob Thornton]] apparently believes he's reincarnated from Ol' Ben.
* ''Tony Hawk's Underground 2'' allows you to skate as a Ben Franklin impersonator (known only as "Ben Franklin"). His unique trick is the Franklin Grind, which has the skater be pulled along the rail by a kite (with a key tied to it, of course) as a thunderstorm sound effect plays.
* When [[Bobcat Goldthwait]] cut his hair because he was going bald, he joked that he was "starting to look like Ben Franklin". He also, in another bit, said that [[Crosby Stills And Nash|David Crosby]] looks like "Ben Franklin fucked a walrus".
* ''[[Day of the Tentacle]]'' features Ben Franklin in the past, trying out his famous kite experiment. When a storm rolls around, he goes back inside, and Hoagie has to convince him to go back out, using the lightning to charge the battery for his Chrono-John.
* In one edition of ''[[Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?]]'', you and your Good Guide, Polly Tix, meet him while trying to get Declaration of Independence back from one of Carmen's crooks. {{spoiler|Later, he helps clue you to where Carmen is going.}}
* In ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]] Game'', Benjamin Franklin attacks the heroes in heaven with a key that shoots lightning.
* Appears as a Founding Father in ''[[Colonization]]''.
* Franklin is an ally to the protagonist in the upcoming ''[[Assassin's Creed III]]''.
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
* ''[[Epic Rap Battles of History]]'' pits him against [[Billy Mays]] and [[Vince Offer]].
 
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