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{{quote|''"'Edd''NOOOOOOO!''': (toI EddyAM forA destroyingWOODPECKER! EdYOU CAN'sT violin)DO EDDY!THIS TO ME!"''
|'''[[Woody Woodpecker]]''', ''[[The Woody Woodpecker Show]]'', "''Downsized Woody''"}}
'''Eddy''': Huh?!
'''Edd''': YOU BROKE ED'S VIOLIN!!!
'''Ed''': '''YOU COMPLETELY MADE ME CRY!!!'''
'''Eddy''': (shocked) [[Oh Crap|Uh-oh.]]
'''Edd''': '''''GET HIM!!!!!!!'''''
'''Ed''': '''RAAAAAAAGH!!!!!''' (Ed and Edd chases Eddy as Eddy screams in terror)|''[[Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' "''Pain in the Ed''"}}
 
{{quote|"What happened here?" (he sees the burnt food. Then, angrily crumbles with his hands) '''''WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?'''''"|'''Raccoon''', ''[[The Nut Job]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Jonny''': (to Eddy) Your city's corrupted the mind of my pal Plank! SURRENDER, URBAN FIEND!!! (beating Eddy up)
{{quote|''"It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. It had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them."''|'''[[The Punisher]]''', ''The Slavers''}}
'''Eddy''': HELP! I'M BEING MUGGED!
(Jonny runs off and laughs with Eddy's jar of money in his mouth)
|''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy]]'' "''Urban Ed''"}}
 
{{quote|"This is for YOU, Scar!!"|'''Zira''', ''[[The Lion King|The Lion King II: Simba's Pride]]''}}
 
{{quote|"What happened here?" (he sees the burnt food. Then, angrily crumbles with his hands) '''''WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?'''''"
{{quote|(fighting Goofy) "'''''I!!!! AM!!!! A!!!! GROOOOWN!!!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''"|'''Max''', ''[[An Extremely Goofy Movie]]''}}
|'''Raccoon''', ''[[The Nut Job]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''''THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''|'''Rolf''', ''[[Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' "''Rambling Ed''"}}
 
{{quote|''"It was in that moment that I realized something. A dull, blurred feeling that I'd had since this whole mess began, all of a sudden crystal clear. It had been a long, long time since I hated anyone the way I hated them."''
{{quote|''"I gave you a warning...I told you that if you ever hurt Momo I'd kill you myself!"''|<s>Toshirou</s> '''[[Insistent Terminology|CAPTAIN]] Hitsugaya''', ''[[Bleach]]''}}
|'''[[The Punisher]]''', ''The Slavers''}}
 
{{quote|''"[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|You! Broke! My! Sword!]]"''|'''[[The Hero|Roy]]''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
 
{{quote|<big>'''''THE BURDEN OF HOSPITALITY IS TOO GREAT FOR ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''</big>
{{quote|''"Now why would you go and do something ''like that?'' Didn't you see the sign that said [[Schmuck Bait|do not push this button]]!"''|'''Mimiron, [[World of Warcraft]]'''}}
|'''Rolf''', ''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy]]'' "''Rambling Ed''"}}
 
{{quote|''"You know, I'm really easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats. And I ''don't like'' ''you.''"''|'''Captain Janeway''', ''[[Star Trek: Voyager|Star Trek Voyager]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"I gave you a warning...I told you that if you ever hurt Momo I'd kill you myself!"''
{{quote|''"I am [[Colonel Badass|Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt.]] [[Reasonable Authority Figure|I am known as a fair man, unless I am pushed.]] ''You have just pushed me.''"''|'''Ibram Gaunt''',[[Gaunt's Ghosts|Gaunts Ghosts]]}}
|<s>Toshirou</s> '''[[Insistent Terminology|CAPTAIN]] Hitsugaya''', ''[[Bleach]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"If your opponent is of [[Four-Temperament Ensemble|choleric temper]], seek to irritate him."''|'''Sun Tzu''', ''[[The Art of War]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"[[Punctuated! For! Emphasis!|You! Broke! My! Sword!]]"''
{{quote|''"Gentlemen! If any harm should come to Mrs Jackman, I will kill all of you one by one... and I will take... my... tiiimme!"''|'''Hyde,''' ''[[Jekyll]]''}}
|'''[[The Hero|Roy]]''', ''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"[[Tranquil Fury|....you lied to me.]]"''|'''[[Robot Girl|Cameron]]''', while choking multiple people to death, ''[[The Sarah Connor Chronicles]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Now why would you go and do something ''like that?'' Didn't you see the sign that said [[Schmuck Bait|do not push this button]]!"''
{{quote|''"I'm gonna lose it on you!"''|'''Rembrandt''', ''[[The Warriors (video game)|The Warriors]]''}}
|'''Mimiron''', ''[[World of Warcraft]]''}}
 
{{quote|"''They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get'' ''really angry!''"''|'''Ivan Ooze''', ''[[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Movie]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"You know, I'm really easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats. And I ''don't like'' ''you.''"''
{{quote|''"You know what I hate?"''|'''[[Mr. Smith]]''', ''[[Shoot'Em Up (film)|Shoot Em Up]]'', [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|just before kicking someone's ass.]] }}
|'''Captain Janeway''', ''[[Star Trek: Voyager]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"The price you pay for bringing up either my [[But Not Too Foreign|Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[Off with His Head|I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like [[Decapitation Presentation|this fucker here]]. Now if ''any'' of you sons of bitches got '''anything''' else to say, '''NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!''' ...[[Stunned Silence|I didn't think so.]]"''|'''O-Ren Ishii''', ''[[Kill Bill]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"I am [[Colonel Badass|Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt.]] [[Reasonable Authority Figure|I am known as a fair man, unless I am pushed.]] ''You have just pushed me.''"''
{{quote|''"Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you...think again."''|'''Introduction''' to "[[Mulberry]]: Offended" }}
|'''Ibram Gaunt''', ''[[Gaunt's Ghosts]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"It is not the expert thrust of [[The Ace|Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[Master Swordsman|Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[Boisterous Bruiser|Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury -- the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour - the sword of [[The Lancer|D'Artagnan]]."''|'''[[O. Henry]]''', ''The Last of the Troubadours''}}
 
{{quote|''"If your opponent is of [[Four-Temperament Ensemble|choleric temper]], seek to irritate him."''
{{quote|''[[Unstoppable Rage|"Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!"]]''|'''[[Soul Eater|Death The Kid]]'' [[Super OCD|while shooting a mummy that's assymetrical.]]}}
|'''Sun Tzu''', ''[[The Art of War]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[Numerological Motif|seven years!]]''"|'''Gideon Graves''', Age: 27, [[Jerkass|Asshole]], '''''[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]]'''''}}
 
{{quote|''"Gentlemen! If any harm should come to Mrs Jackman, I will kill all of you one by one... and I will take... my... tiiimme!"''
{{quote|''"Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that."'' |'''Lennier''', ''[[Babylon 5]]''}}
|'''Hyde,''' ''[[Jekyll]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands."''|'''[[Awesome McCoolname|Professor Robert Conquest]]'''}}
 
{{quote|''"[[Tranquil Fury|....you lied to me.]]"''
{{quote|(to the Eds for destroying his house) '''''HOMEWRECKERS!!!!!!!!!''''' LOOK HOW UNHAPPY PLANK IS!!!!|'''Jonny''', ''[[Ed, Edd n Eddy]]'' "''Rent-a-Ed''"}}
|'''[[Robot Girl|Cameron]]''', while choking multiple people to death, ''[[The Sarah Connor Chronicles]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|''"I'm gonna lose it on you!"''
|'''Rembrandt''', ''[[The Warriors (video game)|The Warriors]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|"''They destroyed my beautiful creation. Now I'm beginning to get'' ''really angry!''"''
|'''Ivan Ooze''', ''[[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the Movie]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|''"You know what I hate?"''
|'''[[Mr. Smith]]''', ''[[Shoot'Em Up (film)|Shoot Em Up]]'', [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|just before kicking someone's ass.]] }}
 
 
{{quote|''"The price you pay for bringing up either my [[But Not Too Foreign|Chinese or my American heritage]] as a negative is: [[Off with His Head|I collect your fucking head.]] ''Just'' like [[Decapitation Presentation|this fucker here]]. Now if ''any'' of you sons of bitches got '''anything''' else to say, '''NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!''' ...[[Stunned Silence|I didn't think so.]]"''
|'''O-Ren Ishii''', ''[[Kill Bill]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|''"Inside the psyche of every individual, there exists a spot. A spot that must never be disturbed. It exists inside even the most coolheaded humans. Where it sits. And waits. And if you think you are immune...if you think nothing you hear could ever offend you...think again."''
|'''Introduction''' to "[[Mulberry]]: Offended" }}
 
 
{{quote|''"It is not the expert thrust of [[The Ace|Athos]] nor the cold skill of [[Master Swordsman|Aramis]] nor the iron wrist of [[Boisterous Bruiser|Porthos]] that we have to fear - it is the Gascon's fury -- the wild and unacademic attack of the troubadour - the sword of [[The Lancer|D'Artagnan]]."''
|'''[[O. Henry]]''', ''The Last of the Troubadours''}}
 
 
{{quote|''[[Unstoppable Rage|"Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting! Disgusting!"]]''
|'''[[Soul Eater|Death The Kid]]'' [[Super OCD|while shooting a mummy that's assymetrical.]]}}
 
 
{{quote|''"You made me swallow my gum! It's going to be in my digestive tract for [[Numerological Motif|seven years!]]''"
|'''Gideon Graves''', Age: 27, [[Jerkass|Asshole]], '''''[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]]'''''}}
 
 
{{quote|''"Do not touch me in that fashion. We may sometimes look like you, but we are not you. Never forget that."''
|'''Lennier''', ''[[Babylon 5]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|''"Everyone is a reactionary about subjects he understands."''
|'''[[Awesome McCoolname|Professor Robert Conquest]]'''}}
 
 
{{quote|One more [[Incredibly Lame Pun|joke]] outta [[Pungeon Master|you]], and [[Only Sane Man|I'll]] make sure YOU'RE SEEING STARS!!!!
|'''Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh Five''', ''[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|'''Korax:''' We ''like'' the ''Enterprise''! [[Sarcasm Mode|We... we really do!]] That sagging old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow! Half the quadrant knows it, that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!
'''Chekov:''' [[Oh Crap|Mr. Scott!]]
'''Scotty:''' [[Tranquil Fury|Laddie... don't you think you should... rephrase that?]]
'''Korax:''' (mocking Scotty's accent) Yer right. I ''should.'' (Normal voice) I didn't mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away ''as garbage!''|''[[Star Trek: The Original Series|Star Trek the Original Series]]'', "The Trouble With Tribbles", [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMrzdKzQTf8 about five seconds before Scotty punches Korax in the face]''}}
|''[[Star Trek: The Original Series]]'', "The Trouble With Tribbles", [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}tMrzdKzQTf8 about five seconds before Scotty punches Korax in the face]''}}
 
 
{{quote|'''Chester V''': (to Flint) That's what ''you'' think! (to Barb) SAVE ME, MONKEY!
'''Barb''': '''I'M AN APE!!'''|''[[Cloudy with the Chance of Meatballs 2]]''}}
|''[[Cloudy with the Chance of Meatballs 2]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|'''Nostalgia Critic''': [This movie has] mediocre special effects that you're more likely to see in one of [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]]'s videos!
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'''NC''': *still cool, mocking* Get over it, you comic geek, your special effects sucks!
'''Linkara''': [[Batman and Robin (film)|Bat-Credit Card]].
'''NC''': *apeshit* ''the Bat-Credit Card?'' (starts shooting in random and rage)|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''', ''Superman IV review''}}
|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''', ''Superman IV review''}}
 
{{quote|"Yes. Of course. As you wish ...you're '''''MAJESTY!!!!!!!!!'''''"|'''Scar''', ''[[The Lion King]]''}}
 
{{quote|"ThatYes. blueOf birdcourse. causedAs myyou wish misery."|..your '''Nigel''MAJESTY!!!!!!!!!', ''[[Rio 2]]''}}"
|'''Scar''', ''[[The Lion King]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|'''Amy''': (to Eggman for destroying her bracelet) '''RAAAAAGH!!''' '''''[[This Is Unforgivable!|NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY]]!!!'''''
{{quote|"That blue bird caused my misery."
'''Eggman''': Huh?!
|'''Nigel''', ''[[Rio 2]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|'''Amy''': (to Eggman for destroying her bracelet) '''RAAAAAGH!!!''' '''''[[This Is Unforgivable!|NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY]]!!!!'''''
'''Sonic''': Oh!
'''Eggman''': Huh?!
'''Amy''': '''DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!''' (starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission)
'''Amy''': '''DON'T MESS WITH ME!!!!''' (starts repeatedly pounding Serpenter into submission)
'''Eggman''': [[Oh Crap|Oh no]]...!
'''Sonic''': ...WowWhoa.|''[[Sonic X]]'' [[Beach Episode|Episode 9]]}}
|''[[Sonic X]]'' [[Beach Episode|Episode 9]]}}
 
{{quote|"NO WIRE HANGERS! '''''EVER!!!'''''"|'''Joan Crawford''', ''[[Mommie Dearest]]''}}
 
{{quote|"IYOU AMMANIAC!! NOTYOU A''BURNED'' MORON!IT [[Punctuated Pounding|COULDUP! A! MORON! PUNCH!DARN YOU! INTO!Darn THIS!you HOLE!]]"|''all'Wheatley' to '', 'HECK!!!'[[Portal 2]]''}}"
|'''Alex''', ''[[Madagascar]]''}}
 
{{quote|"Did I mention how much I hate bugs?"|'''Raphael''', ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] (2003 cartoon)'' Episode 47}}
 
{{quote|"NO WIRE HANGERS! '''''EVEEEEEEEER!!!!!'''''"
{{quote|"Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty."|'''Duncan,''' ''[[Total Drama Action]],'' "Riot on Set"}}
|'''Joan Crawford''', ''[[Mommie Dearest]]''}}
 
{{quote|‎"Why don't you take a sh*t in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?"|'''Jon Stewart''', upon witnessing [[Donald Trump]] eating pizza with a fork, ''[[The Daily Show]]''}}
 
{{quote|"I AM NOT A MORON! [[Punctuated Pounding|COULD! A! MORON! PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! HOLE!]]"
{{quote|"[[Oh Crap|OH NO!]] NOT [[Pikmin|STEVE!]] NO! NOTHING SHALL BE NAMED STEVE!"|'''[[Chuggaaconroy]],''' ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''}}
|'''Wheatley''', ''[[Portal 2]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|"Did I mention how much I hate bugs?"
|'''Raphael''', [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 series)|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' (2003 cartoon), Episode 47}}
 
 
{{quote|"Don't call me pretty. The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty."
|'''Duncan,''' ''[[Total Drama Action]],'' "Riot on Set"}}
 
 
{{quote|‎"Why don't you take a sh*t in Fiorello LaGuardia's hat and feed it to Joe DiMaggio's crying ghost on Liberty Island, you son of a bitch?"
|'''Jon Stewart''', upon witnessing [[Donald Trump]] eating pizza with a fork, ''[[The Daily Show]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|"[[Oh Crap|OH NO!]] NOT [[Pikmin|STEVE!]] NO! NOTHING SHALL BE NAMED STEVE!"
|'''[[Chuggaaconroy]],''' ''[[The Runaway Guys]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|"There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that [[Trademark Favorite Food|sauerkraut]] is not food fit for the gods."
|'''[[Alexandre Dumas]]''', ''The Great Dictionary of Cuisine''}}
 
{{quote|"There are three surefire ways to get punched: in Italy, claiming the women are not beautiful, in England, claiming the English are not free, and in Germany, that [[Trademark Favorite Food|sauerkraut]] is not food fit for the gods."|'''[[Alexandre Dumas]]''', ''The Great Dictionary of Cuisine''}}
 
{{quote|'''[[The Dragon|Pronyma:]]''' ''(dying)'' "Lord Yggdrasill... {{spoiler|Mithos,}} please..."
'''[[Big Bad|Yggdrasill]]''' "Only my former companions may call me by that name, '''get out of my sight!'''" ''[[Kick the Dog|(Kills her)]]''|'' [[Tales of Symphonia]]''}}
|'' [[Tales of Symphonia]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|"So I said to him, I said, 'If you pop that gum one more time...' And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head."
|''[[Chicago]]'', "The Cell Block Tango"}}
 
 
{{quote|"How dare you? How DARE YOU! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully. You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not-- I repeat-- YOU DO NOT! HURT! MY! '''''FRIENDS!!!!''''' You got that?"
|'''[[Shrinking Violet|Fluttershy]]''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"
|'''[[Pint-Sized Powerhouse|Edward Elric]]''', ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)|Fullmetal Alchemist]]''}}
 
 
{{quote|'''(after Seviper bites her hair off) Jessie:''' (crying hysterically):''' "AHHH! Not my hair!!! My flowing hair is my trademark! Now I'm REALLY mad!! YOU'VE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE, SEVIPER!!!" (Jessie then [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|beats the crap out of Seviper with her bare hands]])
|''[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]''}}
 
{{quote|"So I said to him, I said, 'If you pop that gum one more time...' And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into. His. Head."|''[[Chicago]]'', "The Cell Block Tango"}}
 
{{quote|'''"THE NAME IS BUTCH!!!"'''
{{quote|"How dare you? How DARE YOU! Listen here, mister. Just because you're big doesn't mean you get to be a bully. You may have huge teeth, and sharp scales, and snore smoke, and breathe fire. But you do not-- I repeat-- You do not! Hurt! My! Friends! You got that?"|'''[[Shrinking Violet|Fluttershy]]''', ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]''}}
|[[My Name Is Not Durwood|Bob]] when someone gets his name wrong ([[Running Gag|which happens often]]), ''[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]''}}
 
{{quote|"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!"|'''[[Pint-Sized Powerhouse|Edward Elric]]''', ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)|Fullmetal Alchemist]]''}}
 
{{quote|"I don't want to bore you with the details as they would just... bore you. Oh, but there is one thing I want to tell you. If, for whatever reason, Noel Vermillion is harmed in any way, ''I will hunt down that person and make them pay...'' '''[[Prepare to Die|dearly]].'''"
{{quote|'''(after Seviper bites her hair off) Jessie:''' (crying hysterically):''' "AHHH! Not my hair!!! My flowing hair is my trademark! Now I'm REALLY mad!! YOU'VE MADE A VERY BIG MISTAKE, SEVIPER!!!" (Jessie then [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|beats the crap out of Seviper with her bare hands]]) |[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]}}
|'''[[Double Agent|Makoto Nanaya]]''', ''[[BlazBlue: Continuum Shift]] Arcade Mode'', to Iron Tager as a warning}}
 
{{quote|'''"THE NAME IS BUTCH!!!"'''|[[My Name Is Not Durwood|Bob]] when someone gets his name wrong ([[Running Gag|which happens often]]), [[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]}}
 
{{quote|'''"DON'T CALL ME "CHIEF"!"'''
{{quote|"I don't want to bore you with the details as they would just... bore you. Oh, but there is one thing I want to tell you. If, for whatever reason, Noel Vermillion is harmed in any way, ''I will hunt down that person and make them pay...'' '''[[Prepare to Die|dearly]].'''"|'''[[Double Agent|Makoto Nanaya]]''', ''[[Blaz Blue: Continuum Shift]] Arcade Mode'', to Iron Tager as a warning}}
|Most versions of [[Superman|Perry White]]}}
 
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