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=== ''George Washington Zapped Here'' ===
:{{quote|'''[After George Washington sees Abraham Lincoln's'': faceAnd onwho theis $5this billbearded and his on the $1 bill].''fellow?
:'''Samantha''': That's Abraham Lincoln. The 16th president. ▼:'''George Washington''': And who is this bearded fellow? ▼'''George Washington''': He must have been a very fine president to have his name honored on a $5 bill.
▲:'''Samantha''': That's Abraham Lincoln. The 16th president.
:'''George WashingtonSamantha''': He mustwas havean been a very fineexcellent president, to have his name honored on a $5 billSir.
▲:'''George Washington''': And who is thisBetter beardedthan fellowme?
:'''Samantha''': He was an excellent president, Sir.
:'''Darrin''': Oh, I wouldn't say that. ▼:'''George Washington''': Better than me?
:'''George Washington''': Then why is President Lincoln's name on a $5 bill while the father of his country is only on a $1 bill? ▼▲:'''Darrin''': Oh, I wouldn't say that.
:'''Samantha''': Well, you see, more people can afford $1 bills than $5 bills which means more people see your picture than Abraham Lincoln's. ▼▲:'''George Washington''': Then why is President Lincoln's name on a $5 bill while the father of his country is only on a $1 bill?
|''[After George Washington sees Abraham Lincoln's face on the $5 bill and his on the $1 bill]''}}
▲:'''Samantha''': Well, you see, more people can afford $1 bills than $5 bills which means more people see your picture than Abraham Lincoln's.
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:{{quote|'''Samantha''': Sometimes, it's easier to be led than to lead. And a great many of our citizens prefer to stand on the sidelines and ignore their rights instead of defend them. They're called "The Silent Majority".
:'''George Washington''': Experience has shown that mankind is more disposed to suffer evils while those evils are sufferable, than to right themselves and abolish those abuses.}}
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:'''Darrin''': {{quote|How come you witches can do anything, but you can't come up with a witch psychiatrist for her! ▼:|Darrin, ''[Referringreferring to Esmerelda]''}}
▲:'''Darrin''': How come you witches can do anything, but you can't come up with a witch psychiatrist for her!
=== ''School Days, School Daze'' ===
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