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=== ''Adam, Warlock or Washout?'' ===
:''[Maurice is greeting Samantha.]''▼
▲:'''Maurice''': She walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies. And all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes.
▲:'''Samantha''': Aw, thank you, Daddy. You and Byron say the cutest things.
:'''Endora''': Maurice, this exhibition is absurd. Childishly flamboyant and pathetically egomaniacical.▼
:'''Maurice''': Thank you, Endora, your charm is ageless. So sad about the rest of you.▼
:''[Maurice is greeting Tabitha.]''▼
:'''Tabitha''': Hello, Grandpapa.▼
:'''Maurice''': Tabitha! How is my little princess?▼
:'''Tabitha''': Fine. I can always tell your voice, Grandpapa.▼
:'''Maurice''': Yes, people say it has a unique quality.▼
:'''Tabitha''': And it's so loud, too.▼
:''[Explaining why Adam has not shown any signs of being a warlock.]''▼
:'''Maurice''': Let me tell you what I think the problem is. This child has been brought up in an atmosphere that has inhibited the growth of his witchcraft.▼
:'''Endora''': You see, Samantha's husband - that mortal lamebrain - absolutely forbids the use of witchcraft in this house.▼
:'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No.▼
:'''Endora''': Yes.▼
:'''Witches Council Representative #2''': No!▼
:'''Endora''': Yes!▼
:'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No!!!▼
:'''Endora''': Why do you keep saying 'No' when I keep saying 'Yes'!!!▼
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=== ''Samantha is Earthbound'' ===
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