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=== ''Adam, Warlock or Washout?'' ===
:{{quote|'''Maurice''': She walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies. And all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes.
:''[Maurice is greeting Samantha.]''
:'''Samantha''': Aw, thank you, Daddy. [[Small Reference Pools|You and Byron]] say the cutest things.}}
:'''Maurice''': She walks in beauty, like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies. And all that's best of dark and bright meet in her aspect and her eyes.
:'''Samantha''': Aw, thank you, Daddy. You and Byron say the cutest things.
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:'''Endora''': Maurice, this exhibition is absurd. Childishly flamboyant and pathetically egomaniacical.
:'''Maurice''': Thank you, Endora, your charm is ageless. So sad about the rest of you.
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:''[Maurice is greeting Tabitha.]''
:'''Tabitha''': Hello, Grandpapa.
:'''Maurice''': Tabitha! How is my little princess?
:'''Tabitha''': Fine. I can always tell your voice, Grandpapa.
:'''Maurice''': Yes, people say it has a unique quality.
:'''Tabitha''': And it's so loud, too.
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:''[Explaining why Adam has not shown any signs of being a warlock.]''
:'''Maurice''': Let me tell you what I think the problem is. This child has been brought up in an atmosphere that has inhibited the growth of his witchcraft.
:'''Endora''': You see, Samantha's husband - that mortal lamebrain - absolutely forbids the use of witchcraft in this house.
:'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No.
:'''Endora''': Yes.
:'''Witches Council Representative #2''': No!
:'''Endora''': Yes!
:'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No!!!
:'''Endora''': Why do you keep saying 'No' when I keep saying 'Yes'!!!
 
:{{quote|'''Endora''': Maurice, this exhibition is absurd. Childishly flamboyant and pathetically egomaniacical.
:'''Maurice''': Thank you, Endora, your charm is ageless. So sad about the rest of you.
:|''[Maurice is greeting Samantha.]''}}
 
:{{quote|'''Tabitha''': Hello, Grandpapa.
:'''Maurice''': Tabitha! How is my little princess?
:'''Tabitha''': Fine. I can always tell your voice, Grandpapa.
:'''Maurice''': Yes, people say it has a unique quality.
:'''Tabitha''': And it's so loud, too.
:|''[Maurice is greeting Tabitha.]''}}
 
:{{quote|'''Maurice''': Let me tell you what I think the problem is. This child has been brought up in an atmosphere that has inhibited the growth of his witchcraft.
:'''Endora''': You see, Samantha's husband - that mortal lamebrain - absolutely forbids the use of witchcraft in this house.
:'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No.
:'''Endora''': Yes.
:'''Witches Council Representative #2''': No!
:'''Endora''': Yes!
:'''Witches Council Representative #1''': No!!!
:'''Endora''': Why do you keep saying 'No' when I keep saying 'Yes'!!!
:|''[Explaining why Adam has not shown any signs of being a warlock.]''}}
 
=== ''Samantha is Earthbound'' ===