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An ongoing series about one mother's playthroughs of the various Bioware games. It started out when Reg, a typical gamer, found a recipe for "Sten's +100 Approval Chocolate Chip Cookies" and baked them for her mother. Reg's Mom was convinced that the recipe existed in [[Dragon Age|Dragon Age: Origins]], and started to play through it to prove her daughter wrong. (She also wanted to try romancing Sten.) Long story short, she was hooked on the game.
An ongoing series about one mother's playthroughs of the various Bioware games. It started out when Reg, a typical gamer, found a recipe for "Sten's +100 Approval Chocolate Chip Cookies" and baked them for her mother. Reg's Mom was convinced that the recipe existed in [[Dragon Age|Dragon Age: Origins]], and started to play through it to prove her daughter wrong. (She also wanted to try romancing Sten.) Long story short, she was hooked on the game.


Reg has since convinced her mom to play [[Dragon Age|Dragon Age: Awakening]] and [[Mass Effect|Mass Effect 1]] and [[Mass Effect 2|2]]. Mom's playstyle tends towards the violent and evil, with an exception for children and other moms. She also regularly tries to bribe the creators with cookies.
Reg has since convinced her mom to play [[Dragon Age|Dragon Age: Awakening]] and [[Mass Effect|Mass Effect 1]] and [[Mass Effect 2|2]]. Mom's playstyle tends towards the violent and evil, with an exception for children and other moms. She also regularly tries to bribe the creators with cookies.
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* [[Mama Bear]]: Mom, as seen in Mass Effect.
* [[Mama Bear]]: Mom, as seen in Mass Effect.
* [[Texting]]: Some posts are transcripts of actual dialog; some are copies of text messages between Reg and Mom. The latter's texting abilities have improved...slightly.
* [[Texting]]: Some posts are transcripts of actual dialog; some are copies of text messages between Reg and Mom. The latter's texting abilities have improved...slightly.
* [[The Nicknamer]]: Reg's mom.
* [[The Nicknamer]]: Reg's mom.
** She calls Garrus "Beans"; Saren is "Sour Beans"; Grunt is "bb kroger"; Zaeed is "Ziti", Samara is "sjw" (Sith Justice Wizard) and so on.
** She calls Garrus "Beans"; Saren is "Sour Beans"; Grunt is "bb kroger"; Zaeed is "Ziti", Samara is "sjw" (Sith Justice Wizard) and so on.
** The Broodmother from Dragon Age is "the boobsack".
** The Broodmother from Dragon Age is "the boobsack".


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