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{{quote|''"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,<br />
{{quote|''"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,<br />
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"''|''[[The Lord of the Rings (Literature)|The Lord of the Rings]]'': Inscription on the One Ring, with inflection <ref> "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."</ref>}}
Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul"''|''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'': Inscription on the One Ring, with inflection <ref> "One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."</ref>}}


The language of [[Mordor]], spoken only by [[The Scottish Trope|The One Whose Name Must Never Be Uttered]] and his [[Religion of Evil|evil]] [[Cult]]. An [[Speaking Simlish|indecipherable language]] that is [[Brown Note|cruel to the ears]], full of hard consonants, guttural sounds, and always spoken loudly and harshly. Every word sounds like a [[Religious Horror|blasphemy]] against All That Is Good, and the people speaking it often [[Always Chaotic Evil|are as evil as they sound.]] If there is magic in the setting, expect [[Be Careful What You Say|speaking this language]] to be necessary to use [[Black Magic]]. In some cases, it is so alien and [[Evil Sounds Deep|gravelly]] that it seems that a normal human throat should be [[Starfish Language|incapable of speaking it]]...and sometimes, they ''[[Eldritch Abomination|can't]]'' speak it, only those with the [[Voice of the Legion]] can.
The language of [[Mordor]], spoken only by [[The Scottish Trope|The One Whose Name Must Never Be Uttered]] and his [[Religion of Evil|evil]] [[Cult]]. An [[Speaking Simlish|indecipherable language]] that is [[Brown Note|cruel to the ears]], full of hard consonants, guttural sounds, and always spoken loudly and harshly. Every word sounds like a [[Religious Horror|blasphemy]] against All That Is Good, and the people speaking it often [[Always Chaotic Evil|are as evil as they sound.]] If there is magic in the setting, expect [[Be Careful What You Say|speaking this language]] to be necessary to use [[Black Magic]]. In some cases, it is so alien and [[Evil Sounds Deep|gravelly]] that it seems that a normal human throat should be [[Starfish Language|incapable of speaking it]]...and sometimes, they ''[[Eldritch Abomination|can't]]'' speak it, only those with the [[Voice of the Legion]] can.
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== Anime & Manga ==
== Anime & Manga ==
* In ''[[Dragonball]]'', King Piccolo would speak to his minions and mind slaves in some strange tongue. Retconned in ''DBZ'', where he's explicitly an alien and it was just his native tongue.
* In ''[[Dragon Ball]]'', King Piccolo would speak to his minions and mind slaves in some strange tongue. Retconned in ''DBZ'', where he's explicitly an alien and it was just his native tongue.
* ''[[Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei]]'': if Meru's cellphone is moved out of reception range/broken [[The Voiceless|(she ONLY communicates by text messages)]], she'll snap and start speaking like this, taking <s>an exorcism</s> a huge crucifix to the head to stop her.
* ''[[Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei]]'': if Meru's cellphone is moved out of reception range/broken [[The Voiceless|(she ONLY communicates by text messages)]], she'll snap and start speaking like this, taking <s>an exorcism</s> a huge crucifix to the head to stop her.
* The titular character of ''[[Ah! My Goddess (Manga)|Ah My Goddess]]'', while benevolent, uses a language like this for some of her spells. (It's part of [[A Form You Are Comfortable With|a larger issue of understanding]] between her and the male lead.)
* The titular character of ''[[Ah! My Goddess]]'', while benevolent, uses a language like this for some of her spells. (It's part of [[A Form You Are Comfortable With|a larger issue of understanding]] between her and the male lead.)




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== Films ==
== Films ==
* ''[[Ten Thousand BC|10,000 BC]]'' has the slavers speaking an incomprehensible, guttural language, and certain characters have their voices digitally distorted to make them sound inhumanly guttural.
* ''[[10,000 BC]]'' has the slavers speaking an incomprehensible, guttural language, and certain characters have their voices digitally distorted to make them sound inhumanly guttural.
* All but one of the vampires in ''[[Thirty Days of Night (Film)|Thirty Days of Night]]'' speak like they tore out their own windpipes. (In fact, the filmmakers took the sound of an Amazonian language and mixed in animal noises.) This is not true of the comic in which they spoke English, albeit in [[Painting the Medium|colored]] [[Speech Bubbles]].
* All but one of the vampires in ''[[30 Days of Night|Thirty Days of Night]]'' speak like they tore out their own windpipes. (In fact, the filmmakers took the sound of an Amazonian language and mixed in animal noises.) This is not true of the comic in which they spoke English, albeit in [[Painting the Medium|colored]] [[Speech Bubbles]].
* ''[[Beowulf (Film)|Beowulf]]'' has Grendel speak Old English (the language in which the poem was originally written) while everyone else speaks modern English, it's probably to emphasize how old the race of monsters is. It should be noted that old English from far enough back is actually old German, although that's certainly simplifying things quite a lot. For those who think it's odd to consider Old English to be Black Speech, we recommend reading ''[[The Canterbury Tales (Literature)|The Canterbury Tales]]'' in the original [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|Middle English.]] Interestingly, his mother speaks both old and current English, making her bilingual. Brains ''and'' [[Evil Is Sexy|scaly beauty]], it seems.
* ''[[Beowulf (film)|Beowulf]]'' has Grendel speak Old English (the language in which the poem was originally written) while everyone else speaks modern English, it's probably to emphasize how old the race of monsters is. It should be noted that old English from far enough back is actually old German, although that's certainly simplifying things quite a lot. For those who think it's odd to consider Old English to be Black Speech, we recommend reading ''[[The Canterbury Tales]]'' in the original [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|Middle English.]] Interestingly, his mother speaks both old and current English, making her bilingual. Brains ''and'' [[Evil Is Sexy|scaly beauty]], it seems.
* ''Pathfinder'' has a similar set up with ''10,000 BC'', with the good guys speaking English and the invading Vikings speaking Icelandic, but in a very guttural fashion. The original had this, too, with the heroic Saami speaking Saami and the evil, invading Tshud speaking influenza.
* ''Pathfinder'' has a similar set up with ''10,000 BC'', with the good guys speaking English and the invading Vikings speaking Icelandic, but in a very guttural fashion. The original had this, too, with the heroic Saami speaking Saami and the evil, invading Tshud speaking influenza.
* [[Played for Laughs]] in the Adam Sandler movie ''[[Little Nicky]]'', wherein the titular character is the youngest Spawn of Satan. Although he normally speaks in a nonthreatening nasally voice, he talks in his sleep, inevitably demonically. Listening to it induces manic paranoia in his roommate and drives animals crazy. Seemed to be pleasant to a pair of stoner death metal fans, however ...
* [[Played for Laughs]] in the Adam Sandler movie ''[[Little Nicky]]'', wherein the titular character is the youngest Spawn of Satan. Although he normally speaks in a nonthreatening nasally voice, he talks in his sleep, inevitably demonically. Listening to it induces manic paranoia in his roommate and drives animals crazy. Seemed to be pleasant to a pair of stoner death metal fans, however ...
** His guide, a talking dog, sings like an angel in his sleep.
** His guide, a talking dog, sings like an angel in his sleep.
* Used humorously in the film version of [[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]] when the Vogon commander switches effortlessly from a charming Received Pronunciation accent to one of these in under a second. (In the book, Vogon speech is: "like a man trying to gargle whilst fighting off a pack of wolves".)
* Used humorously in the film version of [[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]] when the Vogon commander switches effortlessly from a charming Received Pronunciation accent to one of these in under a second. (In the book, Vogon speech is: "like a man trying to gargle whilst fighting off a pack of wolves".)
* ''[[Constantine (Film)|Constantine]]'' briefly gives us an example of "Hell-speak".
* ''[[Constantine]]'' briefly gives us an example of "Hell-speak".
* There's a Filipino movie where two devils speak in their native tongues. The subtitles apologize to the viewer for the lack of translation because they don't know anyone who's been in Hell before.
* There's a Filipino movie where two devils speak in their native tongues. The subtitles apologize to the viewer for the lack of translation because they don't know anyone who's been in Hell before.


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== Literature ==
== Literature ==
* Named for the language of Mordor in ''[[The Lord of the Rings (Literature)|The Lord of the Rings]]'' (books and movies). "The Black Speech" is an unpleasant-sounding language full of guttural throat-growls and spits and snarls; unpleasant and alien to the more pleasant languages. Black Speech acquired some sort of a fandom because of the inscriptions on the ring, much to the dismay of its creator, [[Misaimed Fandom|who had put everything he hated into this language]]. In fact, a fan once gave Tolkien a goblet with the inscription from the ring in Black Speech as a gift, but Tolkien found the language so ugly (and the words so ominous) that he couldn't bring himself to drink out of it. He wound up using it as an ashtray.
* Named for the language of Mordor in ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' (books and movies). "The Black Speech" is an unpleasant-sounding language full of guttural throat-growls and spits and snarls; unpleasant and alien to the more pleasant languages. Black Speech acquired some sort of a fandom because of the inscriptions on the ring, much to the dismay of its creator, [[Misaimed Fandom|who had put everything he hated into this language]]. In fact, a fan once gave Tolkien a goblet with the inscription from the ring in Black Speech as a gift, but Tolkien found the language so ugly (and the words so ominous) that he couldn't bring himself to drink out of it. He wound up using it as an ashtray.
** Both book and extended film versions of the story include a scene where Gandalf uttering the Black Speech verse from the Ring causes the sky to grow dark and the Earth to tremble; the film version even gives Gandalf a [[Voice of the Legion]] effect for good measure, with what seems to be Sauron's voice speaking along with his own. The Elves are not amused.
** Both book and extended film versions of the story include a scene where Gandalf uttering the Black Speech verse from the Ring causes the sky to grow dark and the Earth to tremble; the film version even gives Gandalf a [[Voice of the Legion]] effect for good measure, with what seems to be Sauron's voice speaking along with his own. The Elves are not amused.
** Notoriously, Black Speech is the least developed of Tolkien's artificial languages (the fact that it might possibly be based on some Slavic or Hungarian dialects probably kept it from appearing too frequently). [[Word of God]] only provides two examples: the Ring verse in a formal register, and an offensive diatribe in 'vulgar' Orcish Black Speech. That didn't stop people from being fascinated by its potential as evil-defining: movie linguist David Salo extrapolated a richer language for the villains and the soundtrack, and (less professionally) Tolkien-influenced black metal bands like to compose songs in faux Black Speech. Tolkien would probably be appalled at those.
** Notoriously, Black Speech is the least developed of Tolkien's artificial languages (the fact that it might possibly be based on some Slavic or Hungarian dialects probably kept it from appearing too frequently). [[Word of God]] only provides two examples: the Ring verse in a formal register, and an offensive diatribe in 'vulgar' Orcish Black Speech. That didn't stop people from being fascinated by its potential as evil-defining: movie linguist David Salo extrapolated a richer language for the villains and the soundtrack, and (less professionally) Tolkien-influenced black metal bands like to compose songs in faux Black Speech. Tolkien would probably be appalled at those.
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*** The Black Speech being based on Valarin is possibly justified by the fact that Sauron is a Maia, who are the same race as the Valar, just on a lower power level.
*** The Black Speech being based on Valarin is possibly justified by the fact that Sauron is a Maia, who are the same race as the Valar, just on a lower power level.
* In [[Ella Enchanted]], the Prince's reaction to Ella's simple farewell in troll language is, "It sounds evil." Ella replies that it is.
* In [[Ella Enchanted]], the Prince's reaction to Ella's simple farewell in troll language is, "It sounds evil." Ella replies that it is.
* "[[The Call of Cthulhu]]" by [[H.P. Lovecraft (Creator)|HP Lovecraft]] has several languages spoken by cultists which sound and look disturbing.
* "[[The Call of Cthulhu]]" by [[H.P. Lovecraft|HP Lovecraft]] has several languages spoken by cultists which sound and look disturbing.
** In ''[[The Shadow Over Innsmouth (Literature)|The Shadow Over Innsmouth]]'', the mutant inhabitants of the eponymous town have guttural, slopping, croaking voices that are frightening to hear. The narrator indicates that they have their own blasphemous language to go along with it.
** In ''[[The Shadow Over Innsmouth]]'', the mutant inhabitants of the eponymous town have guttural, slopping, croaking voices that are frightening to hear. The narrator indicates that they have their own blasphemous language to go along with it.
*** Slightly unrelated, but I think I've discovered what language Cthulhu would speak if he was real, dubstep. It's a sound that is inherently disturbing to the human ear and totally incomprehensible. Isn't that what Cthulhu's voice was described as?
*** Slightly unrelated, but I think I've discovered what language Cthulhu would speak if he was real, dubstep. It's a sound that is inherently disturbing to the human ear and totally incomprehensible. Isn't that what Cthulhu's voice was described as?
* [[Terry Pratchett]] steered clear of this one: [[Discworld (Literature)|Dwarfish]] is very difficult "if you haven't eaten gravel all your life", but isn't ''evil'' as such. Likewise, the Troll language, which seems to consist of tonal grunting. The words of certain spells, however, can make you feel distinctly ill. And a language called Black Oroogu mentioned in ''[[Discworld (Literature)/The Colour of Magic|The Colour of Magic]]'' has "no nouns and only one adjective, which is obscene."
* [[Terry Pratchett]] steered clear of this one: [[Discworld|Dwarfish]] is very difficult "if you haven't eaten gravel all your life", but isn't ''evil'' as such. Likewise, the Troll language, which seems to consist of tonal grunting. The words of certain spells, however, can make you feel distinctly ill. And a language called Black Oroogu mentioned in ''[[Discworld/The Colour of Magic|The Colour of Magic]]'' has "no nouns and only one adjective, which is obscene."
** {{smallcaps|Death is said to have a voice like "the slamming crypt lids, in the worm-haunted fastnesses under the most ancient mountains." It is represented as Caps and Small Caps.}} When he gets an actual voice (in the computer games, for example), he tends not to be particularly sepulchral, but merely exaggeratedly deep and slightly echoey.
** {{smallcaps|Death is said to have a voice like "the slamming crypt lids, in the worm-haunted fastnesses under the most ancient mountains." It is represented as Caps and Small Caps.}} When he gets an actual voice (in the computer games, for example), he tends not to be particularly sepulchral, but merely exaggeratedly deep and slightly echoey.
** War has a voice compared to clanging chunks of lead, and Pestilence to a drop sliding inside a coffin.
** War has a voice compared to clanging chunks of lead, and Pestilence to a drop sliding inside a coffin.
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* In [[Larry Niven]]'s ''[[Known Space]]'' series, the [[Proud Warrior Race Guy|Kzinti]] Hero's Tongue is reputed to sound like an epic catfight. Thoroughly appropriate for a race of felinoid slave-takers.
* In [[Larry Niven]]'s ''[[Known Space]]'' series, the [[Proud Warrior Race Guy|Kzinti]] Hero's Tongue is reputed to sound like an epic catfight. Thoroughly appropriate for a race of felinoid slave-takers.
** Two speaking normally are described as a catfight in an echo chamber, four arguing among themselves as 'A major feline war, with atomics'.
** Two speaking normally are described as a catfight in an echo chamber, four arguing among themselves as 'A major feline war, with atomics'.
* ''[[Harry Potter (Literature)|Harry Potter]]'' has Parseltongue, the language of snakes.
* ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]'' has Parseltongue, the language of snakes.
** Although even that isn't inherently evil; Harry has a perfectly civil conversation with a very nice snake in a zoo in the first book. It simply gained a very unpleasant association from the fact that Salazar Slytherin and his descendants, including Voldemort, could speak it.
** Although even that isn't inherently evil; Harry has a perfectly civil conversation with a very nice snake in a zoo in the first book. It simply gained a very unpleasant association from the fact that Salazar Slytherin and his descendants, including Voldemort, could speak it.
* In ''[[Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell]]'', re-animated dead Italian soldiers initially speak one of the dialects of the Language of Hell (they were all ''Papists'', so of course they were all damned), which is described as "...having a much higher percentage of screams than any language known to the onlookers." (Wellington approves of their having mastered it after having been dead for only three days.)
* In ''[[Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell]]'', re-animated dead Italian soldiers initially speak one of the dialects of the Language of Hell (they were all ''Papists'', so of course they were all damned), which is described as "...having a much higher percentage of screams than any language known to the onlookers." (Wellington approves of their having mastered it after having been dead for only three days.)
* In [[Arthur Machen (Creator)|Arthur Machen]]'s novella ''The Three Imposters'' - not surprisingly, a favorite of [[H.P. Lovecraft (Creator)|HP Lovecraft]] - [[Half-Human Hybrid|a boy from the country]] begins speaking in a strange tongue of his [[Eldritch Abomination|ancestors]]: "He seemed to pour forth an infamous jargon, with words, or what seemed words, that might have belonged to a tongue dead since untold ages and buried deep beneath Nilotic mud, or in the inmost recesses of the Mexican forest. For a moment the thought passed through my mind, as my ears were still revolted with that infernal clamour, 'Surely this is the very speech of hell.'"
* In [[Arthur Machen]]'s novella ''The Three Imposters'' - not surprisingly, a favorite of [[H.P. Lovecraft|HP Lovecraft]] - [[Half-Human Hybrid|a boy from the country]] begins speaking in a strange tongue of his [[Eldritch Abomination|ancestors]]: "He seemed to pour forth an infamous jargon, with words, or what seemed words, that might have belonged to a tongue dead since untold ages and buried deep beneath Nilotic mud, or in the inmost recesses of the Mexican forest. For a moment the thought passed through my mind, as my ears were still revolted with that infernal clamour, 'Surely this is the very speech of hell.'"
* ''[[The Redemption of Althalus (Literature)|The Redemption of Althalus]]'', by [[David Eddings]]: the Book of Daeva is effectively ''written'' in this.
* ''[[The Redemption of Althalus]]'', by [[David Eddings]]: the Book of Daeva is effectively ''written'' in this.
* In the ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' novel ''[[Ravenor]] Returned'', there are words (or rather, "unwords") which, when read, can disorientate and, when spoken, tend to damage the lips and teeth of the speaker. The effect of a single word on the targeted listener is worse. A lesser word, or fragment of one:
* In the ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' novel ''[[Ravenor]] Returned'', there are words (or rather, "unwords") which, when read, can disorientate and, when spoken, tend to damage the lips and teeth of the speaker. The effect of a single word on the targeted listener is worse. A lesser word, or fragment of one:
{{quote| It wasn't a word. It wasn't even so much a proper sound. Just giving voice to it made her mouth hurt.<br />
{{quote| It wasn't a word. It wasn't even so much a proper sound. Just giving voice to it made her mouth hurt.<br />
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** Considering how often O'Neill pointed out mistakes in their grammar, maybe they just felt safer that way. Also, [[Voice of the Legion|English as spoken by snakeheads is pretty damn Black, too]].
** Considering how often O'Neill pointed out mistakes in their grammar, maybe they just felt safer that way. Also, [[Voice of the Legion|English as spoken by snakeheads is pretty damn Black, too]].
** That language has way too many expressions that translate as "Surrender or die!".
** That language has way too many expressions that translate as "Surrender or die!".
* In ''[[Torchwood (TV)|Torchwood]]'', Owen speaks in this while [[The Grim Reaper]] passes through him.
* In ''[[Torchwood]]'', Owen speaks in this while [[The Grim Reaper]] passes through him.
** Ironically, the magic words Owen repeats in that demonic voice are taken from Stephen Donaldson's ''The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant'', in which they are the "Seven Words", a blessing.
** Ironically, the magic words Owen repeats in that demonic voice are taken from Stephen Donaldson's ''The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant'', in which they are the "Seven Words", a blessing.
* If you're going to speak [[Star Trek (Franchise)|Klingon]], have a glass of water handy. Your throat will thank you.
* If you're going to speak [[Star Trek|Klingon]], have a glass of water handy. Your throat will thank you.
** Klingon's actually just got the phonics of Tlingit, a Native American language (chosen because most of its sounds are pretty unusual). The biggest thing making it sound inhuman is [[Fang Thpeak|speaking it with Klingon prosthetic teeth]]. The ''[[Black Magic|brujo]]'' in [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338188/ The Missing] has similar fake teeth, and sounds ''exactly'' like a Klingon when he speaks Apache (distantly related to Tlingit).
** Klingon's actually just got the phonics of Tlingit, a Native American language (chosen because most of its sounds are pretty unusual). The biggest thing making it sound inhuman is [[Fang Thpeak|speaking it with Klingon prosthetic teeth]]. The ''[[Black Magic|brujo]]'' in [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338188/ The Missing] has similar fake teeth, and sounds ''exactly'' like a Klingon when he speaks Apache (distantly related to Tlingit).
** The Breen in ''[[Star Trek Deep Space Nine (TV)|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'' speak an electronic-sounding, guttural tongue.
** The Breen in ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'' speak an electronic-sounding, guttural tongue.
* The ''[[Kamen Rider]]'' series has a few examples, such as the languages of the [[Kamen Rider Kuuga|Grongi]] and [[Kamen Rider Blade|Undead]]. Additionally, we see the [[Kamen Rider Den-O|Imagin]] language written but not voiced, and the [[Kamen Rider Kiva|Fangire]] tongue is long-forgotten and only spoken by Sagarc, Kamen Rider Saga's high-voiced, living [[Transformation Trinket]], which makes it sound less than imposing.
* The ''[[Kamen Rider]]'' series has a few examples, such as the languages of the [[Kamen Rider Kuuga|Grongi]] and [[Kamen Rider Blade|Undead]]. Additionally, we see the [[Kamen Rider Den-O|Imagin]] language written but not voiced, and the [[Kamen Rider Kiva|Fangire]] tongue is long-forgotten and only spoken by Sagarc, Kamen Rider Saga's high-voiced, living [[Transformation Trinket]], which makes it sound less than imposing.
* The language of an ancient sinister race of Shadows in [[Babylon Five]] consists of barely comprehensible rustle, chirps, and humming, and, in case of their living battleships, eardrum-puncturing shrieks. Although the human emissaries of Shadows can understand them (probably due to some [[Translator Microbes|implants]]), they cannot speak in Shadowish themselves. It's stated that, for example, the true name of the race is about 10,000 sounds long and is completely unutterable.
* The language of an ancient sinister race of Shadows in [[Babylon 5]] consists of barely comprehensible rustle, chirps, and humming, and, in case of their living battleships, eardrum-puncturing shrieks. Although the human emissaries of Shadows can understand them (probably due to some [[Translator Microbes|implants]]), they cannot speak in Shadowish themselves. It's stated that, for example, the true name of the race is about 10,000 sounds long and is completely unutterable.
** Similarly, the Shadows' nemesis, the Vorlons' natural "voice" is heard as an odd combination of chimes, wind, and other electronic effects. The Shadows' servants, the Drakh, have an alien language as well, which is spoken in a whispered (and sinister) manner, much like Ralph Fiennes' rendition of Voldemort (and when they do speak English, they whisper it too).
** Similarly, the Shadows' nemesis, the Vorlons' natural "voice" is heard as an odd combination of chimes, wind, and other electronic effects. The Shadows' servants, the Drakh, have an alien language as well, which is spoken in a whispered (and sinister) manner, much like Ralph Fiennes' rendition of Voldemort (and when they do speak English, they whisper it too).
* Enochian in ''[[Supernatural (TV)|Supernatural]]''. Partly subverted in that it's used in just about equal measure by both good guys and bad guys (chiefly for spells and exorcisms).
* Enochian in ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]''. Partly subverted in that it's used in just about equal measure by both good guys and bad guys (chiefly for spells and exorcisms).




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* Norwegian [[Black Metal]] band Burzum's name comes from the actual Black Speech. It means "[[Darkness Equals Death|Darkness]]".
* Norwegian [[Black Metal]] band Burzum's name comes from the actual Black Speech. It means "[[Darkness Equals Death|Darkness]]".
** Other metal bands with a name in a Tolkien language are Gorgoroth (the plateau around Mount Doom) and Amon Amarth (the Sindarin name for Mount Doom itself).
** Other metal bands with a name in a Tolkien language are Gorgoroth (the plateau around Mount Doom) and Amon Amarth (the Sindarin name for Mount Doom itself).
* [[Tool (Music)|Tool]] has a song called "Die Eier von Satan" that plays on the preconceived notions of the German language. The song consists of the singer growling German over clanging industrial beats, punctuated with apocalyptic cries that are greeted by a roaring crowd. The overall effect is somewhere between a [[Religion of Evil|Black Mass]] and a Nazi rally, but the translated lyrics show that the speaker is reciting a recipe for egg-shaped hash brownies. His rallying cry, "Und keine Eier!" means, "And no eggs!", since there are no actual eggs in the recipe. "Eggs" are also an informal term in German for testicles, giving the hash brownies a rather silly, scatological name: "Satan's Balls."
* [[Tool]] has a song called "Die Eier von Satan" that plays on the preconceived notions of the German language. The song consists of the singer growling German over clanging industrial beats, punctuated with apocalyptic cries that are greeted by a roaring crowd. The overall effect is somewhere between a [[Religion of Evil|Black Mass]] and a Nazi rally, but the translated lyrics show that the speaker is reciting a recipe for egg-shaped hash brownies. His rallying cry, "Und keine Eier!" means, "And no eggs!", since there are no actual eggs in the recipe. "Eggs" are also an informal term in German for testicles, giving the hash brownies a rather silly, scatological name: "Satan's Balls."
* Norwegian [[Folk Metal]] band Trollfest write their lyrics in a constructed language they call Trollspråk, a mix of German and Norwegian which, when combined with the band's growly [[Black Metal]] vocals, can sound very evil.
* Norwegian [[Folk Metal]] band Trollfest write their lyrics in a constructed language they call Trollspråk, a mix of German and Norwegian which, when combined with the band's growly [[Black Metal]] vocals, can sound very evil.
* Finnish experimental metal band Aarni doesn't make [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpkvY_Y4jno ancient Egyptian] sound nice.
* Finnish experimental metal band Aarni doesn't make [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpkvY_Y4jno ancient Egyptian] sound nice.
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** [[Played With]] in the case of the Nostraman language. It began as a gutter tongue spoken only by the inhabitants of a planet sized [[Wretched Hive]], and during the Great Crusade aproximately 30,000 members of the [[God-Emperor]]'s loyal [[Space Marine|Astartes]] spoke it as a birth language. However, the only surviving speakers following the [[Earthshattering Kaboom|destruction]] of the planet are the now Chaos legion of [[Night Lords]] and their slaves/servants.
** [[Played With]] in the case of the Nostraman language. It began as a gutter tongue spoken only by the inhabitants of a planet sized [[Wretched Hive]], and during the Great Crusade aproximately 30,000 members of the [[God-Emperor]]'s loyal [[Space Marine|Astartes]] spoke it as a birth language. However, the only surviving speakers following the [[Earthshattering Kaboom|destruction]] of the planet are the now Chaos legion of [[Night Lords]] and their slaves/servants.
* Parodied in ''[[Exalted]]''. The Abyssals, who, when enacting their darkest rituals, ritually atoning for misbehavior, or otherwise communing with their Neverborn masters, will often speak in a disturbing, nigh-unpronouncably ominous tongue that seems to have all the traits of the Black Speech...until the Abyssals [[Splat|splatbook]] reveals that it's complete gibberish that doesn't actually mean anything.
* Parodied in ''[[Exalted]]''. The Abyssals, who, when enacting their darkest rituals, ritually atoning for misbehavior, or otherwise communing with their Neverborn masters, will often speak in a disturbing, nigh-unpronouncably ominous tongue that seems to have all the traits of the Black Speech...until the Abyssals [[Splat|splatbook]] reveals that it's complete gibberish that doesn't actually mean anything.
* In ''[[Magic the Gathering]]'', the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ixdHQj3O4 language of the Phyrexians] appears to be this.
* In ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'', the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ixdHQj3O4 language of the Phyrexians] appears to be this.


== Video Games ==
== Video Games ==
* Eredun (often referred to as simply "Demonic"), and its written form, Eredic, in ''[[War Craft]]'' games. Lots of Xs and Zs here too. As an added bonus, reading demonic scriptures places your sanity at risk. Presumably, the language of the Draenei, which is based on the uncorrupted version of Eredic and sound quite similar, doesn't have that effect.
* Eredun (often referred to as simply "Demonic"), and its written form, Eredic, in ''[[Warcraft]]'' games. Lots of Xs and Zs here too. As an added bonus, reading demonic scriptures places your sanity at risk. Presumably, the language of the Draenei, which is based on the uncorrupted version of Eredic and sound quite similar, doesn't have that effect.
** Additionally, it seems that speaking demonic has a negative effect one one's ability to cast spells for non-demons. Evidenced by the fact that Warlocks can curse an opponent into being able to speak nothing else, which slows the speed at which they can cast spells.
** Additionally, it seems that speaking demonic has a negative effect one one's ability to cast spells for non-demons. Evidenced by the fact that Warlocks can curse an opponent into being able to speak nothing else, which slows the speed at which they can cast spells.
** In the current expansion pack of ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', demonology-spec warlocks have a spell called [[Metamorphosis]], which temporarily transforms them into a demon. While under the influence of this spell they are affected by demon-targeting spells (such as Banish) and speak only in Demonic.
** In the current expansion pack of ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', demonology-spec warlocks have a spell called [[Metamorphosis]], which temporarily transforms them into a demon. While under the influence of this spell they are affected by demon-targeting spells (such as Banish) and speak only in Demonic.
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** The Scourge has its own language, referred to in the game as the 'language of death'. It appears that only a current or former member of the Scourge can speak or translate it. Amusing if one's character is a death knight, but still has to take a Scourge tome to an NPC death knight to have it translated.
** The Scourge has its own language, referred to in the game as the 'language of death'. It appears that only a current or former member of the Scourge can speak or translate it. Amusing if one's character is a death knight, but still has to take a Scourge tome to an NPC death knight to have it translated.
* Played for laughs in ''[[Neverwinter Nights 2]]: Storm of Zehir''. Volo wants a parrot, so you get him one. He gets it to speak something in an apparently demonic tongue. A high enough lore skill allows you to say, "Well, that wasn't very polite." Volo tries again, the parrot says something else, and you can say, "It's not getting any nicer..."
* Played for laughs in ''[[Neverwinter Nights 2]]: Storm of Zehir''. Volo wants a parrot, so you get him one. He gets it to speak something in an apparently demonic tongue. A high enough lore skill allows you to say, "Well, that wasn't very polite." Volo tries again, the parrot says something else, and you can say, "It's not getting any nicer..."
* Parodied in ''[[Fable II (Video Game)|Fable II]]'' with the hollow man, who guards the Stone of Myr'Bregothill. They want to do the hollow dance of Ur'Cyrandoandor upon your bones...if only they could reliably remember what it's called.
* Parodied in ''[[Fable II]]'' with the hollow man, who guards the Stone of Myr'Bregothill. They want to do the hollow dance of Ur'Cyrandoandor upon your bones...if only they could reliably remember what it's called.
* ''[[Resident Evil]] 4'' manages to turn Spanish into the Black Speech, much like some films and such do German. It seems possible to make any <s>non-English language</s> language the audience doesn't speak into the Black Speech if you make it guttural and threatening enough.
* ''[[Resident Evil]] 4'' manages to turn Spanish into the Black Speech, much like some films and such do German. It seems possible to make any <s>non-English language</s> language the audience doesn't speak into the Black Speech if you make it guttural and threatening enough.
** Similarly, ''[[Resident Evil]] 5'' does this with the Swahili spoken by the enemies.
** Similarly, ''[[Resident Evil]] 5'' does this with the Swahili spoken by the enemies.
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** It's almost certainly ancient Sith. The Exile's translator module doesn't have a setting for that.
** It's almost certainly ancient Sith. The Exile's translator module doesn't have a setting for that.
* In ''[[Bayonetta]]'', the various angels all speak Enochian, the language of angels. Bayonetta and Jeanne speak it themselves when summoning demons and torture weapons. When the Cardinal Virtues speak it, it's creepy.
* In ''[[Bayonetta]]'', the various angels all speak Enochian, the language of angels. Bayonetta and Jeanne speak it themselves when summoning demons and torture weapons. When the Cardinal Virtues speak it, it's creepy.
* The cultists of ''[[Blood]]'' speak a language which is a mixture of Latin and Sanskrit words and grammar. By ''Blood II'', only Zealots and, occasionally, Ishmael still speak it, though [[Mythology Gag|some of the Fallen]] in ''[[Shogo Mobile Armor Division (Video Game)|Shogo Mobile Armor Division]]'' also use it.
* The cultists of ''[[Blood]]'' speak a language which is a mixture of Latin and Sanskrit words and grammar. By ''Blood II'', only Zealots and, occasionally, Ishmael still speak it, though [[Mythology Gag|some of the Fallen]] in ''[[Shogo: Mobile Armor Division]]'' also use it.
* Arguably, one could make the case for the Geth's light-speed digital communication in ''[[Mass Effect]]'' as being this, at least in Mass Effect 1 {{spoiler|and as far as the Heretic Geth are concerned in Mass Effect 2.}} They speak in a language impossible to understand or recreate by 99.99999% of humanity.
* Arguably, one could make the case for the Geth's light-speed digital communication in ''[[Mass Effect]]'' as being this, at least in Mass Effect 1 {{spoiler|and as far as the Heretic Geth are concerned in Mass Effect 2.}} They speak in a language impossible to understand or recreate by 99.99999% of humanity.




== Web Comics ==
== Web Comics ==
* ''[[Dan and Mabs Furry Adventures|DMFA]]'': the [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/HG10.php Insectis] race. Apparently, they're bad enough when they're actually speaking English, and then you get to their actual language...
* ''[[Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures|DMFA]]'': the [http://www.missmab.com/Demo/HG10.php Insectis] race. Apparently, they're bad enough when they're actually speaking English, and then you get to their actual language...
** According to the author, it's not evil sounding, but it is painful to listen to, like trying to form vowels with the sounds of an angle grinder.
** According to the author, it's not evil sounding, but it is painful to listen to, like trying to form vowels with the sounds of an angle grinder.
* Subverted by Luna in ''[[Dominic Deegan]]'', who has a couple outbursts in an ancient, guttural language (represented by black word bubbles filled with nothing but punctuation and non-letter symbols) during the too-long March Across Maltak saga. The Shintula and Bikta orcs view her using this language as horrible blasphemy, despite the fact that each outburst makes beautiful greenery appear all around her in an otherwise completely dead landscape.
* Subverted by Luna in ''[[Dominic Deegan]]'', who has a couple outbursts in an ancient, guttural language (represented by black word bubbles filled with nothing but punctuation and non-letter symbols) during the too-long March Across Maltak saga. The Shintula and Bikta orcs view her using this language as horrible blasphemy, despite the fact that each outburst makes beautiful greenery appear all around her in an otherwise completely dead landscape.
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* In ''[[Questionable Content]]'', [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1753 Hannelore slips into the Black Tongue to rebuff Sven's advances.]
* In ''[[Questionable Content]]'', [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1753 Hannelore slips into the Black Tongue to rebuff Sven's advances.]
** Then, [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1754 Dora follows suit], with [[Glowing Eyes of Doom]].
** Then, [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1754 Dora follows suit], with [[Glowing Eyes of Doom]].
* In ''[[The Zombie Hunters]],'' the evil-looking black [[Speech Bubbles|speech bubbles]] and glowing [[Painting the Medium|white lettering]] of [[Night of the Living Mooks]] contains a frightening cacophany of various gutteral grunts and moans, but to {{spoiler|{{[[[Half-Human Hybrid]] half-zombie}} Charlie}}, they increasingly begin to resolve themselves {{spoiler|[[Hearing Voices|into]] [[Voice of the Legion|broken]], [[Hive Mind|rasping]] [[It Can Think|English]], the [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?|implications]] of which}} leave the character ''profoundly'' disturbed.
* In ''[[The Zombie Hunters]],'' the evil-looking black [[Speech Bubbles]] and glowing [[Painting the Medium|white lettering]] of [[Night of the Living Mooks]] contains a frightening cacophany of various gutteral grunts and moans, but to {{spoiler|{{[[[Half-Human Hybrid]] half-zombie}} Charlie}}, they increasingly begin to resolve themselves {{spoiler|[[Hearing Voices|into]] [[Voice of the Legion|broken]], [[Hive Mind|rasping]] [[It Can Think|English]], the [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?|implications]] of which}} leave the character ''profoundly'' disturbed.
* ''[[Last Res 0 rt]]'' plays with this; the Tone language of the Celeste uses this as a vehicle for their [[Compelling Voice]], but...Tone itself is ''completely silent'', only audible to the Celeste themselves and any individuals with the appropriate level of resistance.
* ''[[Last Res0rt]]'' plays with this; the Tone language of the Celeste uses this as a vehicle for their [[Compelling Voice]], but...Tone itself is ''completely silent'', only audible to the Celeste themselves and any individuals with the appropriate level of resistance.
* ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]'': after [[Go Mad From the Revelation|go]][[Jumping Off the Slippery Slope|ing]] {{spoiler|grimdark, Rose}} appears to be incapable of talking outside of this. This naturally leads to a language barrier when she runs into {{spoiler|John}}.
* ''[[Homestuck]]'': after [[Go Mad From the Revelation|go]][[Jumping Off the Slippery Slope|ing]] {{spoiler|grimdark, Rose}} appears to be incapable of talking outside of this. This naturally leads to a language barrier when she runs into {{spoiler|John}}.
* Minnie and Grim Jr. of "[[Grim Tales From Down Below]]" can communicate this way.
* Minnie and Grim Jr. of "[[Grim Tales from Down Below]]" can communicate this way.


== Web Original ==
== Web Original ==
* The prayers to [[Cosmic Horror|The Kellith]], daughter of [[Eldritch Abomination|Gothmog]], in the ''[[Whateley Universe]]''.
* The prayers to [[Cosmic Horror|The Kellith]], daughter of [[Eldritch Abomination|Gothmog]], in the ''[[Whateley Universe]]''.
* Zalgo, a [[Memetic Mutation|memetic]] [[Eldritch Abomination]] whose influence can cause v̉ͤ̈͆e͇͉͛ͮ͐͑͗̌ř̋̂̄̍͋҉ȳ͇̬̲̼̀ ̨̙͉̣̘̤͕̂̾̎͑d͔̤̳̟͆͠i͖̩ͯ̿̈̿s̭̟̠͂́͞t͖̱͚̜͖̠̯ͩ̓o͇̱ͬͤ̔r̎͌t̺̳̙̼̙ͨ͒͛ͥͮ̇ͅe̸̱̋d̞͙͕̘̫̣̔̊̊͋͘ ̶̰̗̫̆̾̓t̫̼͊̈́͡e͌ͬ̔̄̾̋x̼ͬ̐̃̀͡ṫ̯͇̬̮̳̈́̍̀ͦͤ͆ ̡̄̓ͦ̇ĭ͊҉̬̬̭̙͇͔n̼͍̯̲̝̂̍̉ ̼̖̤͉͒͂̑̆ͨͫw̝͛ͭ̋ͅe̸͗̆ḇ̯͙̜̆̈̓͒ͦ ̖͉̝̪͆ͪ͒b͖͉͖̫̻͌̑ͪ͒̽ͬ̿͟r̫̬͎̮̹ͮ̑ͦͩ͂̊o̠̫̞̺̓̾͡w̺̪̯̲͂̇͒͊̐̚s̲͔̮̪̗̮̠̓͑̂ͦ̂͒͡e̫̞͔̿͆͆r̖͗s̞̾̉ͥͧ͗̒.̥̰̰̗̟̓ͫ
* Zalgo, a [[Memetic Mutation|memetic]] [[Eldritch Abomination]] whose influence can cause v̉ͤ̈͆e͇͉͛ͮ͐͑͗̌ř̋̂̄̍͋҉ȳ͇̬̲̼̀ ̨̙͉̣̘̤͕̂̾̎͑d͔̤̳̟͆͠i͖̩ͯ̿̈̿s̭̟̠͂́͞t͖̱͚̜͖̠̯ͩ̓o͇̱ͬͤ̔r̎͌t̺̳̙̼̙ͨ͒͛ͥͮ̇ͅe̸̱̋d̞͙͕̘̫̣̔̊̊͋͘ ̶̰̗̫̆̾̓t̫̼͊̈́͡e͌ͬ̔̄̾̋x̼ͬ̐̃̀͡ṫ̯͇̬̮̳̈́̍̀ͦͤ͆ ̡̄̓ͦ̇ĭ͊҉̬̬̭̙͇͔n̼͍̯̲̝̂̍̉ ̼̖̤͉͒͂̑̆ͨͫw̝͛ͭ̋ͅe̸͗̆ḇ̯͙̜̆̈̓͒ͦ ̖͉̝̪͆ͪ͒b͖͉͖̫̻͌̑ͪ͒̽ͬ̿͟r̫̬͎̮̹ͮ̑ͦͩ͂̊o̠̫̞̺̓̾͡w̺̪̯̲͂̇͒͊̐̚s̲͔̮̪̗̮̠̓͑̂ͦ̂͒͡e̫̞͔̿͆͆r̖͗s̞̾̉ͥͧ͗̒.̥̰̰̗̟̓ͫ
* The [[Vagina Dentata|Vag]][[Humanoid Abomination|in]][[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|eer]]'s speech is guttural and unintelligible. It's the real Engineer's lines, albeit reversed.
* The [[Vagina Dentata|Vag]][[Humanoid Abomination|in]][[Team Fortress 2|eer]]'s speech is guttural and unintelligible. It's the real Engineer's lines, albeit reversed.
** [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|Eppal]][[Eldritch Abomination|jeck]] sounds like someone talking sped up, backwards, and possibly in G-major.
** [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Eppal]][[Eldritch Abomination|jeck]] sounds like someone talking sped up, backwards, and possibly in G-major.