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* "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."
* "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."
* An exchange so funny, that even the people involved in it, roared with laughter:
* An exchange so funny, that even the people involved in it, roared with laughter:
{{quote| '''Borat:''' Do Jesus like me?<br />
{{quote|'''Borat:''' Do Jesus like me?
'''Pastor:''' Absolutely, Jesus loves you!<br />
'''Pastor:''' Absolutely, Jesus loves you!
'''Borat:''' Do Jesus like my sons?<br />
'''Borat:''' Do Jesus like my sons?
'''Pastor:''' Jesus loves your sons.<br />
'''Pastor:''' Jesus loves your sons.
'''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my retrd brother, Bilo?<br />
'''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my retrd brother, Bilo?
'''Pastor:''' He loves your brother, Bilo.<br />
'''Pastor:''' He loves your brother, Bilo.
'''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbe?<br />
'''Borat:''' Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbe?
'''Pastor:''' Yes, he loves everybody.<br />
'''Pastor:''' Yes, he loves everybody.
'''Borat:''' NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbe. }}
'''Borat:''' NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbe. }}
* Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:
* Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:
{{quote| '''Borat''': Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it. <br />
{{quote|'''Borat''': Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it.
'''Politician''': Ah, thank you. (eats it)<br />
'''Politician''': Ah, thank you. (eats it)
'''Borat''': [[You're Drinking Breast Milk|With milk from her tit]].<br />
'''Borat''': [[You're Drinking Breast Milk|With milk from her tit]].<br />
'''Politician''': (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese) }}
'''Politician''': (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese) }}

Latest revision as of 05:10, 8 August 2014


  • In Kazakh with English subtitles: "Eat my asshole!"
  • "This my mother. She oldest woman in all Kazakhstan! She 43."
  • An exchange so funny, that even the people involved in it, roared with laughter:

Borat: Do Jesus like me?
Pastor: Absolutely, Jesus loves you!
Borat: Do Jesus like my sons?
Pastor: Jesus loves your sons.
Borat: Do Jesus love my retrd brother, Bilo?
Pastor: He loves your brother, Bilo.
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbe?
Pastor: Yes, he loves everybody.
Borat: NOBODY love my neighbour Nursultan Tulyakbe.

  • Basically the entire movie, but special mention goes to this exchange:

Borat: Would you like some cheese? (hands the politician the cheese). My wife made it.
Politician: Ah, thank you. (eats it)
Borat: With milk from her tit.

Politician: (genuinely believing him, pauses for a minute, makes pained faces, and puts down the cheese)

  • "This is Urkin, the town rapist."
  • "This is Natalya. (passionately kisses her) She is my sister."
  • The Kazhakstan National Anthem at the closing credits.
    • Borat is still wreaking havoc even after his character has been "killed off"; the anthem was used in lieu of the real anthem at a real-world sporting event.
  • "The Jews have shifted their shapes!"
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