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** The forming of the Fellowship, where everybody volunteers everybody ''else.''
** The forming of the Fellowship, where everybody volunteers everybody ''else.''
** The attack of the Thesaurus.
** The attack of the Thesaurus.
{{quote| "Maim!" roared the monster. "Mutilate, mangle, crush. See {{smallcaps|harm}}."}}
{{quote|"Maim!" roared the monster. "Mutilate, mangle, crush. See {{smallcaps|harm}}."}}
** The reaction of the Fellowship when Goodgulf faces the Ballhog.
** The reaction of the Fellowship when Goodgulf faces the Ballhog.
** The history of Minas Troney and its Stewards.
** The history of Minas Troney and its Stewards.
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** "Batty Benelux Burns!"
** "Batty Benelux Burns!"
** The riddle contest between Dildo and Goddam, specificaly the last riddle:
** The riddle contest between Dildo and Goddam, specificaly the last riddle:
{{quote| Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he [Dildo] cried out, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, "What have I got in my pocket?" This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction.
{{quote|Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he [Dildo] cried out, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, "What have I got in my pocket?" This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction.
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Latest revision as of 23:38, 7 August 2014


  • The whole book. Beyond that...
    • The forming of the Fellowship, where everybody volunteers everybody else.
    • The attack of the Thesaurus.

"Maim!" roared the monster. "Mutilate, mangle, crush. See harm."

    • The reaction of the Fellowship when Goodgulf faces the Ballhog.
    • The history of Minas Troney and its Stewards.
    • The observation that, in the fall, the standard boggie dessert changes from whole watermelons to whole pumpkins.
    • Tim Benzedrine, full stop.
    • "Batty Benelux Burns!"
    • The riddle contest between Dildo and Goddam, specificaly the last riddle:

Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he [Dildo] cried out, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, "What have I got in my pocket?" This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, "Let me see, let me see." Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam's direction.

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