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* Extremely common in car commercials. Usually the car will be shown driving through the city at night with hip-hop music playing, as if the occupants were on their way to the [[Coolest Club Ever]]. Sometimes they're driving instead through an impressive landscape that's unlikely to feature on most of the customers' work routes, like mountains, desert or the Antarctic.
* Extremely common in car commercials. Usually the car will be shown driving through the city at night with hip-hop music playing, as if the occupants were on their way to the [[Coolest Club Ever]]. Sometimes they're driving instead through an impressive landscape that's unlikely to feature on most of the customers' work routes, like mountains, desert or the Antarctic.
** A recent car commercial is worth noting. It seems to pretend to avert this trope, without any real substance, with the following statement said throughout:
** A recent car commercial is worth noting. It seems to pretend to avert this trope, without any real substance, with the following statement said throughout:
{{quote| These days it seems like everybody's trying to be cool. But isn't being cool the furthest thing from cool? Maybe we should all just try to stop being cool and just, well, be.}}
{{quote|These days it seems like everybody's trying to be cool. But isn't being cool the furthest thing from cool? Maybe we should all just try to stop being cool and just, well, be.}}
** And don't forget the cars that are so cool they warp reality. There was a car commercial where the vehicle in question was driving through a Tim Burtoneque forest where all the trees were trying to smash his car up out of jealousy. Or something.
** And don't forget the cars that are so cool they warp reality. There was a car commercial where the vehicle in question was driving through a Tim Burtoneque forest where all the trees were trying to smash his car up out of jealousy. Or something.
** A certain series of car ads has the car navigate a similarly belligerent, anthropomorphic city.
** A certain series of car ads has the car navigate a similarly belligerent, anthropomorphic city.
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** It gets better - [[Stephen Colbert]] complained about Kraft dissing mayonnaise and tried to introduce his own counter-ad. Shortly thereafter, Miracle Whip bought ad time during Stephen's show and ran three ads with new narration taunting Stephen by name.
** It gets better - [[Stephen Colbert]] complained about Kraft dissing mayonnaise and tried to introduce his own counter-ad. Shortly thereafter, Miracle Whip bought ad time during Stephen's show and ran three ads with new narration taunting Stephen by name.
* Dos Equis beer has [[The Most Interesting Man in the World]], who shows what can happen when this trope is played with a wink and a nudge (pure concentrated '''awesome.''')
* Dos Equis beer has [[The Most Interesting Man in the World]], who shows what can happen when this trope is played with a wink and a nudge (pure concentrated '''awesome.''')
{{quote| Stay thirsty, my friends.}}
{{quote|Stay thirsty, my friends.}}
* Played straight in ads for Smirnoff Ice, which feature model-perfect twentysomething hipsters throwing impromptu raves in unlikely places such as subway cars and abandoned gas stations, with Smirnoff Ice as the drink of choice.
* Played straight in ads for Smirnoff Ice, which feature model-perfect twentysomething hipsters throwing impromptu raves in unlikely places such as subway cars and abandoned gas stations, with Smirnoff Ice as the drink of choice.
* Seeming aversion in a Sprite campaign, where they highlighted that a drink (in particular this drink) does not give you a cool image, but is simply there to quench your thirst. Of course the character telling us this was a stereotypical cool guy anyway.
* Seeming aversion in a Sprite campaign, where they highlighted that a drink (in particular this drink) does not give you a cool image, but is simply there to quench your thirst. Of course the character telling us this was a stereotypical cool guy anyway.