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{{quote|''You thought that boy bands were dead and gone,''

''But just like cancer and AIDs we're still going strong,''

''Ten million tween girls and old perverts can't be wrong!''|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CHfqg0wd8~~&list=PLD2F668DC2272FC96&index=64&feature=plpp_video~~ The Key of Awesome]''' ''[[One Direction]] parody''}}

''Ten million tween girls and old perverts can't be wrong!''|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}t7CHfqg0wd8 The Key of Awesome]''' ''[[One Direction]] parody''}}

A very specific kind of [[Five-Man Band|five-man vocal group]]. Typically, you're in a '''Boy Band''' if you began recording while still in your teens; if you and your bandmates are all extremely [[Pretty Boy|pretty]]; if few, if any of you, play instruments; if your boss is a large and often intimidating man; if you [[Dead Horse Music Genre|can't get any respect]] from the Serious Music Critics; if you have a hard time [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|crossing over to an adult audience]]; and ''especially'' if the girls can't get enough of you. Can generate a [[Periphery Hatedom]] when a boy band is popular enough, to the point that all straight males over the age of 14 will automaitcally hate their guts.