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* [[Acquired Situational Narcissism]]: Eddie becomes a [[Large Ham]] after he first gets his wings.
* [[Acquired Situational Narcissism]]: Eddie becomes a [[Large Ham]] after he first gets his wings.
{{quote| "Silence, groundwalker!"}}
{{quote|"Silence, groundwalker!"}}
* [[Almighty Janitor]]
* [[Almighty Janitor]]
* [[An Axe to Grind]]: "The Separator," his main melee weapon.
* [[An Axe to Grind]]: "The Separator," his main melee weapon.
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* [[Buffy-Speak]]: All the effing time.
* [[Buffy-Speak]]: All the effing time.
* [[By the Power of Greyskull]]: Eddie, trying to command an Overblesser with an improvised evil prayer.
* [[By the Power of Greyskull]]: Eddie, trying to command an Overblesser with an improvised evil prayer.
{{quote| '''Eddie''': How do I get this thing started? Oh man...Dear evil, messed up, demon powers. (Of darkness.) Please transport me off this [[Atop a Mountain of Corpses|awesome corpse pile]], I am but a visitor in this strange world, which some would call hellish, but I have to admit, is kinda badassed. Oh lords of gross leather things and S&M type wear! You know you guys really have style! That [[Naughty Nuns|Battle Nun?]] She was hot. Sorry about killing her, but you're evil though, so we're cool! I didn't know I could do that with an axe.}}
{{quote|'''Eddie''': How do I get this thing started? Oh man...Dear evil, messed up, demon powers. (Of darkness.) Please transport me off this [[Atop a Mountain of Corpses|awesome corpse pile]], I am but a visitor in this strange world, which some would call hellish, but I have to admit, is kinda badassed. Oh lords of gross leather things and S&M type wear! You know you guys really have style! That [[Naughty Nuns|Battle Nun?]] She was hot. Sorry about killing her, but you're evil though, so we're cool! I didn't know I could do that with an axe.}}
* [[Call Back]]: When Eddie plays the "Battle Cry" solo, a flaming sword appears over his head. He learned the solo off of Lars' blade.
* [[Call Back]]: When Eddie plays the "Battle Cry" solo, a flaming sword appears over his head. He learned the solo off of Lars' blade.
* [[The Call Has Bad Reception]]: And how! {{spoiler|Only Ophelia and Doviculus had a clue to his significance.}}
* [[The Call Has Bad Reception]]: And how! {{spoiler|Only Ophelia and Doviculus had a clue to his significance.}}
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* [[Cool Car]]: The Deuce, AKA "Druid Plow."
* [[Cool Car]]: The Deuce, AKA "Druid Plow."
* [[Cue the Sun]]: The ''Light of Dawn'' solo.
* [[Cue the Sun]]: The ''Light of Dawn'' solo.
{{quote| Eddie: "Oh mighty sun, burn the creatures of the night from this land while I enjoy coffee and bacon!"}}
{{quote|Eddie: "Oh mighty sun, burn the creatures of the night from this land while I enjoy coffee and bacon!"}}
* [[Dual-Wielding]]: Eddie has two [[A Worldwide Punomenon|axes]], one he swings and one he plays.
* [[Dual-Wielding]]: Eddie has two [[A Worldwide Punomenon|axes]], one he swings and one he plays.
* [[Dude, Where's My Respect?]]: Lars ends up getting the credit for Eddie saving Ophelia early on. Later, {{spoiler|Eddie willingly lets Lars and Lita take credit for saving the world. He's a roadie after all, it's not his job to be in the spotlight. Subverted in that even though Eddie doesn't want the glory, it's clear everyone else appreciates him and his actions.}} Played straight with Kabbage Boy, who give Eddie absolutely no respect, though the feeling is mutual.
* [[Dude, Where's My Respect?]]: Lars ends up getting the credit for Eddie saving Ophelia early on. Later, {{spoiler|Eddie willingly lets Lars and Lita take credit for saving the world. He's a roadie after all, it's not his job to be in the spotlight. Subverted in that even though Eddie doesn't want the glory, it's clear everyone else appreciates him and his actions.}} Played straight with Kabbage Boy, who give Eddie absolutely no respect, though the feeling is mutual.
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* [[The Last DJ]]: Not a fan of [[Nu-metal|Kabbage Boy.]]
* [[The Last DJ]]: Not a fan of [[Nu-metal|Kabbage Boy.]]
* [[Let's Get Dangerous]]: Eddie is fond of telling these to Mangus.
* [[Let's Get Dangerous]]: Eddie is fond of telling these to Mangus.
{{quote| "Mangus, the Hour of Rock is upon us."<br />
{{quote|"Mangus, the Hour of Rock is upon us."
"Hope you're in the mood.....for Death! Which is waiting for us on the road now lets HIT IT!" }}
"Hope you're in the mood.....for Death! Which is waiting for us on the road now lets HIT IT!" }}
* {{spoiler|[[Living MacGuffin]]: The final legend says everything about him was the key to saving the Land of Metal.}}
* {{spoiler|[[Living MacGuffin]]: The final legend says everything about him was the key to saving the Land of Metal.}}
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* [[Genre Blindness]]
* [[Genre Blindness]]
* [[Heroic Lineage]]
* [[Heroic Lineage]]
{{quote| '''Eddie''': So who died and made Lars king?<br />
{{quote|'''Eddie''': So who died and made Lars king?
'''Lita''': OUR FATHER, YOU JERK! }}
'''Lita''': OUR FATHER, YOU JERK! }}
* [[I Am Not Shazam]]: Rob Halford does not voice Lars Halford. Rob Halford voices Lionwhyte and The Baron.
* [[I Am Not Shazam]]: Rob Halford does not voice Lars Halford. Rob Halford voices Lionwhyte and The Baron.
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* {{spoiler|[[Leeroy Jenkins]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Leeroy Jenkins]]}}
* [[Perma-Shave]]: Lampshaded by the Headbangers.
* [[Perma-Shave]]: Lampshaded by the Headbangers.
{{quote| '''Headbanger''': "Do you think Lars shaves his chest?"}}
{{quote|'''Headbanger''': "Do you think Lars shaves his chest?"}}
* {{spoiler|[[Plotline Death]]}}
* {{spoiler|[[Plotline Death]]}}
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni|Red Oni]]
* [[Red Oni, Blue Oni|Red Oni]]
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* [[Royals Who Actually Do Something]]: Double Team with him, and he actually becomes powerful.
* [[Royals Who Actually Do Something]]: Double Team with him, and he actually becomes powerful.
* [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] / * [[Sophisticated As Hell]]:
* [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] / * [[Sophisticated As Hell]]:
{{quote| Lars: "The time has come for you to shut the ''hell'' up, Lionwhyte!"}}
{{quote|Lars: "The time has come for you to shut the ''hell'' up, Lionwhyte!"}}
* [[Standardized Leader]]
* [[Standardized Leader]]
* [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]]: "Have you... been looking at my sword?"
* [[Stupid Sexy Flanders]]: "Have you... been looking at my sword?"
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[[File:mangus-001_6720.png|frame]]


{{quote|''Mangus, are you an Engineer?''<br />
{{quote|''Mangus, are you an Engineer?''
''What's an Engineer?''|''Voiced by Alex Fernandez''}}
''What's an Engineer?''|''Voiced by Alex Fernandez''}}


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* [[The Ditz]]
* [[The Ditz]]
* [[What Are You Looking At]]: At one point, he is an NPC just standing around and Eddie asks why.
* [[What Are You Looking At]]: At one point, he is an NPC just standing around and Eddie asks why.
{{quote| "What are you looking at?"<br />
{{quote|"What are you looking at?"
"I don't know." }}
"I don't know." }}


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[[File:headbangers-001_9320.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''What is that [[Battle Cry|sound]]?!''<br />
{{quote|''What is that [[Battle Cry|sound]]?!''<br />
''It's a [[Rock Me, Asmodeus|Devil screaming!]]''<br />
''It's a [[Rock Me, Asmodeus|Devil screaming!]]''<br />
''It's an Angel singing!''<br />
''It's an Angel singing!''<br />
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* [[Genre Blindness]]: Eddie must teach them what [[Heavy Metal]] is.
* [[Genre Blindness]]: Eddie must teach them what [[Heavy Metal]] is.
* [[Hard Head]]: The Headbangers, who were forced to mine with nothing but their heads. They're not particularly bright {{spoiler|at first}}, but they are valuable allies.
* [[Hard Head]]: The Headbangers, who were forced to mine with nothing but their heads. They're not particularly bright {{spoiler|at first}}, but they are valuable allies.
{{quote| '''Lars''': What do you do with a bunch of kids who don't know how to do anything but bang their heads all day?<br />
{{quote|'''Lars''': What do you do with a bunch of kids who don't know how to do anything but bang their heads all day?
'''Eddie''': ''(as [[Manly Tears]] form)'' You start a revolution, Lars. }}
'''Eddie''': ''(as [[Manly Tears]] form)'' You start a revolution, Lars. }}
* [[Hidden Eyes]]: Covered by goggles, hats, bandannas, etc.
* [[Hidden Eyes]]: Covered by goggles, hats, bandannas, etc.
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[[File:Razor-Girl-001_5942.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''It's like they're born warriors!''<br />
{{quote|''It's like they're born warriors!''
''I know! I think I'm gonna cry!'' }}
''I know! I think I'm gonna cry!'' }}


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* [[Smoking Is Cool]]
* [[Smoking Is Cool]]
* [[Technical Pacifist]]: He and his clan took an oath not to hurt others. However...
* [[Technical Pacifist]]: He and his clan took an oath not to hurt others. However...
{{quote| '''Eddie:''' Hey, Kill Master! How did you like your first battle?<br />
{{quote|'''Eddie:''' Hey, Kill Master! How did you like your first battle?
'''Kill Master:''' First battle with YOU. I've been around a while. }}
'''Kill Master:''' First battle with YOU. I've been around a while. }}
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]: Lemmy quotes his own works on occasion.
* [[Waxing Lyrical]]: Lemmy quotes his own works on occasion.
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[[File:bouncer-001_3291.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''I'm helping!''}}
{{quote|''I'm helping!''}}


Massive [[Top-Heavy Guy|Top Heavy Guys]] whose brawn is matched only by their gentle nature. Originally in the service of Lionwhyte, their boss' poor treatment of them encouraged most of them to defect to Ironheade.
Massive [[Top-Heavy Guy|Top Heavy Guys]] whose brawn is matched only by their gentle nature. Originally in the service of Lionwhyte, their boss' poor treatment of them encouraged most of them to defect to Ironheade.
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* [[Defeat Means Friendship]]
* [[Defeat Means Friendship]]
* [[Dumb Muscle]]
* [[Dumb Muscle]]
{{quote| ''I like hitting things!''}}
{{quote|''I like hitting things!''}}
* [[Fastball Special]]: Inversion of the standard. ''Eddie carries a Bouncer'' and throws him to create a shockwave, not far from Eddie obviously.
* [[Fastball Special]]: Inversion of the standard. ''Eddie carries a Bouncer'' and throws him to create a shockwave, not far from Eddie obviously.
* [[Gentle Giant]]
* [[Gentle Giant]]
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[[File:roadies-001_3472.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Lets blow some eardrums, man!''}}
{{quote|''Lets blow some eardrums, man!''}}
These Roadies are not just hard to notice, they become invisible in The Age of Metal.
These Roadies are not just hard to notice, they become invisible in The Age of Metal.


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[[File:rockcrusher-001_732.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Hey! Who else feels like taking on the world?!''}}
{{quote|''Hey! Who else feels like taking on the world?!''}}


Metal is just too epic for a <s> show</s> battle to have only one <s> stage</s> base, so why not have another one? The Rock Crusher is a massive unit that bombards nearby enemies with fireworks, razes infantry with it's massive grinder, and constantly provides an attack buff for nearby friendly units. Double teaming with it, Eddie plays the ''Bladehenge Assault'' solo which traps enemies in an energy effigy of said landmark that explodes. The fact that it also plays your main <s> stage's</s> base's current <s> song</s> fanfare doesn't detract from it's awesomeness.
Metal is just too epic for a <s> show</s> battle to have only one <s> stage</s> base, so why not have another one? The Rock Crusher is a massive unit that bombards nearby enemies with fireworks, razes infantry with it's massive grinder, and constantly provides an attack buff for nearby friendly units. Double teaming with it, Eddie plays the ''Bladehenge Assault'' solo which traps enemies in an energy effigy of said landmark that explodes. The fact that it also plays your main <s> stage's</s> base's current <s> song</s> fanfare doesn't detract from it's awesomeness.
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[[File:gravedigger-001_857.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''[[Wangst|You don't understand our suffering!]]''}}
{{quote|''[[Wangst|You don't understand our suffering!]]''}}


A zombie dressed in Goth clothes. They are the only infantry to come in a squad of six (because large groups help them express their individuality). Before the patch, they had the lowest health of any infantry. After the patch, they got a little more. Their Double Team is very powerful, to the point of being a [[Game Breaker]].
A zombie dressed in Goth clothes. They are the only infantry to come in a squad of six (because large groups help them express their individuality). Before the patch, they had the lowest health of any infantry. After the patch, they got a little more. Their Double Team is very powerful, to the point of being a [[Game Breaker]].
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[[File:bride-001_9096.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Begin the procession!''}}
{{quote|''Begin the procession!''}}


A female ghost in a wedding gown who died without finding a husband (or possibly a zombie with a wedding dress [[Fetish]]). Depressing rain follows her wherever she goes, slowing enemy movement. It can stack, so if you get three together, opposing armies will hardly function, which is why you can only make three.
A female ghost in a wedding gown who died without finding a husband (or possibly a zombie with a wedding dress [[Fetish]]). Depressing rain follows her wherever she goes, slowing enemy movement. It can stack, so if you get three together, opposing armies will hardly function, which is why you can only make three.
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[[File:frightwig-001_1322.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Let's give someone a hairdo!''}}
{{quote|''Let's give someone a hairdo!''}}


The severed head of a female Tear Drinker who washed her hair in the Sea of Black Tears, giving it supernatural beauty. After her death, her hair came to life on its own, severing the head to fight for the Drowning Doom.
The severed head of a female Tear Drinker who washed her hair in the Sea of Black Tears, giving it supernatural beauty. After her death, her hair came to life on its own, severing the head to fight for the Drowning Doom.
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[[File:ratgut-001_5134.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Lead my rats to victory!''}}
{{quote|''Lead my rats to victory!''}}


An undead Eurotrash guy whose [[Balloon Belly]] houses a family of plague infested rats. [[I Am Legion|Or it's a horde of rats reanimating a lifeless corpse,]] it's intentionally vague.
An undead Eurotrash guy whose [[Balloon Belly]] houses a family of plague infested rats. [[I Am Legion|Or it's a horde of rats reanimating a lifeless corpse,]] it's intentionally vague.
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[[File:organist-001_8898.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Here is a song about the futility of war. Well...for YOUR side anyway...''}}
{{quote|''Here is a song about the futility of war. Well...for YOUR side anyway...''}}


A large car with a ghostly organ player who plays depressing music, reducing the opposing side's attack power. During a Double Team, the [[Hero Unit]] plays the organ while the player controls the Organist, who can float to any enemy unit and possess it with puppet strings.
A large car with a ghostly organ player who plays depressing music, reducing the opposing side's attack power. During a Double Team, the [[Hero Unit]] plays the organ while the player controls the Organist, who can float to any enemy unit and possess it with puppet strings.
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[[File:lightning-rod-001_7718.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''[[Let's Get Dangerous|Time to get CRUEL AND UNUSUAL!]]''}}
{{quote|''[[Let's Get Dangerous|Time to get CRUEL AND UNUSUAL!]]''}}


A hot rod sporting an electric chair. Strapped to it is Sparky, a criminal with an electric personality who gets electric shocks and fire them at enemies. During a Double Team, he creates Chain Lightning that can zap a massive group of enemies all at once. The Drowning Doom equivalent of a Headsplitter.
A hot rod sporting an electric chair. Strapped to it is Sparky, a criminal with an electric personality who gets electric shocks and fire them at enemies. During a Double Team, he creates Chain Lightning that can zap a massive group of enemies all at once. The Drowning Doom equivalent of a Headsplitter.
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* [[Acquitted Too Late]]: Sparky jokes around with the [[Hero Unit]] about this.
* [[Acquitted Too Late]]: Sparky jokes around with the [[Hero Unit]] about this.
{{quote| '''[[Hero Unit]]''' Let's go see the Governor!<br />
{{quote|'''[[Hero Unit]]''' Let's go see the Governor!
'''Sparky:''' YES! A pardon from the Queen! }}
'''Sparky:''' YES! A pardon from the Queen! }}
* [[Angst? What Angst?]]: Sparky is easily the most cheerful member of the Drowning Doom.
* [[Angst? What Angst?]]: Sparky is easily the most cheerful member of the Drowning Doom.
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[[File:brood-001_7859.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Nobody here but us babies!''}}
{{quote|''Nobody here but us babies!''}}


An evil pram (baby stroller) that launches baby dolls that munch on infantry or severely damage cars.
An evil pram (baby stroller) that launches baby dolls that munch on infantry or severely damage cars.
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[[File:reaper-001_3002.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Time to reap!''}}
{{quote|''Time to reap!''}}


A [[Grim Reaper]] sporting big headphones and the Drowning Doom crest, riding on an undead [[Hellish Horse|Reaper Steed.]] They are expensive and have low health. But they move very fast and their attacks are unblockable, making them good for guarding an area from [[Hero Unit|HeroUnits]], or attacking lone units of any kind. During their Double Team, you can ride with them, creating a scary aura that causes enemy infantry to flee in a panic, allowing other units to close in.
A [[Grim Reaper]] sporting big headphones and the Drowning Doom crest, riding on an undead [[Hellish Horse|Reaper Steed.]] They are expensive and have low health. But they move very fast and their attacks are unblockable, making them good for guarding an area from [[Hero Unit|HeroUnits]], or attacking lone units of any kind. During their Double Team, you can ride with them, creating a scary aura that causes enemy infantry to flee in a panic, allowing other units to close in.
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[[File:Dirgible-001_4259.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Riiiiide with meeeeee......''}}
{{quote|''Riiiiide with meeeeee......''}}


The ultimate Drowning Doom debuffer, it lowers defense. It is a dirigible with an unseen, mysterious dead guy inside who whipsers and spreads his own crematory ashes across the battlefield. Around it, the land seemingly rots and decays. It doubles as a healing unit when it's urns are dropped on friendly units.
The ultimate Drowning Doom debuffer, it lowers defense. It is a dirigible with an unseen, mysterious dead guy inside who whipsers and spreads his own crematory ashes across the battlefield. Around it, the land seemingly rots and decays. It doubles as a healing unit when it's urns are dropped on friendly units.
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* [[Punny Name]]: Its name is a combination of a dirigible(blimp) and a dirge, a depressing song.
* [[Punny Name]]: Its name is a combination of a dirigible(blimp) and a dirge, a depressing song.
* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: This unit causes some hilarious reactions from opposing players. They act depressed. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Even Doviculus.]]
* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: This unit causes some hilarious reactions from opposing players. They act depressed. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Even Doviculus.]]
{{quote| '''Eddie, Defense Down:''' Hey guys? I think we should break up the army.<br />
{{quote|'''Eddie, Defense Down:''' Hey guys? I think we should break up the army.
'''Eddie, Defense Down:''' Man, I don't even like [[Heavy Metal]] anymore.<br />
'''Eddie, Defense Down:''' Man, I don't even like [[Heavy Metal]] anymore.
'''Doviculus, Defense Down:''' Why did I EVER think the demons could win!?<br />
'''Doviculus, Defense Down:''' Why did I EVER think the demons could win!?
'''Doviculus, Defense Down:''' It's YOUR fault, Minions! YOU'RE the reason we're going to lose today! }}
'''Doviculus, Defense Down:''' It's YOUR fault, Minions! YOU'RE the reason we're going to lose today! }}
* [[Walking Wasteland]]: The land turns to dead desert clay around it.
* [[Walking Wasteland]]: The land turns to dead desert clay around it.
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[[File:treeback-001_2856.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Show your roots!''}}
{{quote|''Show your roots!''}}


A giant zombie with a tree on it's back that houses [[Just for Pun|murderous crows.]] The crows are anti-infantry, but when double teaming the giant rises from the ground and has powerful melee attacks.
A giant zombie with a tree on it's back that houses [[Just for Pun|murderous crows.]] The crows are anti-infantry, but when double teaming the giant rises from the ground and has powerful melee attacks.
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* [[Cool Mask]]
* [[Cool Mask]]
* [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]]: Emperor [[Big Bad|Doviculus]]. Dear sweet [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]], ''[[Let's You and Him Fight|Emperor]] [[Mundane Solution|Doviculus.]]''
* [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]]: Emperor [[Big Bad|Doviculus]]. Dear sweet [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]], ''[[Let's You and Him Fight|Emperor]] [[Mundane Solution|Doviculus.]]''
{{quote| [After Lars declares himself leader of the human rebellion] "Well, in that case... *skewers Lars* It seems I had less to worry about than I thought."}}
{{quote|[After Lars declares himself leader of the human rebellion] "Well, in that case... *skewers Lars* It seems I had less to worry about than I thought."}}
* [[Depraved Bisexual]]
* [[Depraved Bisexual]]
* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]: "Your motion pleases me."
* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]: "Your motion pleases me."
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* [[Hero Unit]]: To the Tainted Coil.
* [[Hero Unit]]: To the Tainted Coil.
* [[Large Ham]]: And how!
* [[Large Ham]]: And how!
{{quote| [[Nightmare Fuel|SEND ME A NIGHTMARE!]]}}
{{quote|[[Nightmare Fuel|SEND ME A NIGHTMARE!]]}}
* [[Make My Monster Grow]]: The final battle.
* [[Make My Monster Grow]]: The final battle.
* [[Medieval Stasis]]: So bad that Doviculus [[Crowning Moment of Funny|thinks cars are living things.]]
* [[Medieval Stasis]]: So bad that Doviculus [[Crowning Moment of Funny|thinks cars are living things.]]
{{quote| "Can you hear me?! I AM YOUR MASTER!"<br />
{{quote|"Can you hear me?! I AM YOUR MASTER!"
"You will surrender to me, monstrosity!"<br />
"You will surrender to me, monstrosity!"
"Tell me your secrets, automobile!" }}
"Tell me your secrets, automobile!" }}
** [[Fridge Horror]]: The cars the Coil has manufactured ''[[Body Horror|are alive]]''.
** [[Fridge Horror]]: The cars the Coil has manufactured ''[[Body Horror|are alive]]''.
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* [[Only a Flesh Wound]]: "You think that hurt me?! I've had more limbs removed than that!"
* [[Only a Flesh Wound]]: "You think that hurt me?! I've had more limbs removed than that!"
* [[Plaguemaster]]: The Curse and Agony Boil solos count. Agony Boil ''infects the ground.''
* [[Plaguemaster]]: The Curse and Agony Boil solos count. Agony Boil ''infects the ground.''
{{quote| Curse solo quote: "Let your veins RUN THICK WITH MY DISEASE!"}}
{{quote|Curse solo quote: "Let your veins RUN THICK WITH MY DISEASE!"}}
* [[Playing with Syringes]]: His Summon Flag is a syringe. In the single player, it can produce units.
* [[Playing with Syringes]]: His Summon Flag is a syringe. In the single player, it can produce units.
* [[Poisonous Person]]
* [[Poisonous Person]]
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'''Battle Nun'''
'''Battle Nun'''
{{quote| "I feel more... DISCIPLINE is needed."}}
{{quote|"I feel more... DISCIPLINE is needed."}}
A latex clad demonic nun with the power to give birth to demons in the middle of the battlefield. When not being impregnated by the will of their emperor, Battle Nuns are proficient melee units which heal and are strengthened by any non-breeding units near them.
A latex clad demonic nun with the power to give birth to demons in the middle of the battlefield. When not being impregnated by the will of their emperor, Battle Nuns are proficient melee units which heal and are strengthened by any non-breeding units near them.


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'''Warfather'''
'''Warfather'''
{{quote| ''I can give you things the Sisters cannot.''}}
{{quote|''I can give you things the Sisters cannot.''}}
Tainted Coil's tier 2 production unit, the Warfather shares the same double team as Battle Nuns and Overblessers: being impregnated by Doviculus' will and producing tier 2 units anywhere on the battlefield. Their regular attacks are demonic energy fired from their unholy book. Has a similar healing/buffing effect as Battle Nuns.
Tainted Coil's tier 2 production unit, the Warfather shares the same double team as Battle Nuns and Overblessers: being impregnated by Doviculus' will and producing tier 2 units anywhere on the battlefield. Their regular attacks are demonic energy fired from their unholy book. Has a similar healing/buffing effect as Battle Nuns.


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'''Skull Raker'''
'''Skull Raker'''
{{quote| ''Drive my skull DEEP into the enemy!''}}
{{quote|''Drive my skull DEEP into the enemy!''}}
A massive demon with the mind of an infant. Its head is a mace, chained to a tether on its neck.
A massive demon with the mind of an infant. Its head is a mace, chained to a tether on its neck.


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'''Pain Lifter'''
'''Pain Lifter'''
{{quote| ''Your pain is a beautiful gift!''}}
{{quote|''Your pain is a beautiful gift!''}}
A slow but deadly, long range trebuchet that fires living bombs called Agony Balls, which burst, spreading poison.
A slow but deadly, long range trebuchet that fires living bombs called Agony Balls, which burst, spreading poison.


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'''Overblesser'''
'''Overblesser'''
{{quote| ''[[Double Entendre|May I kneel on your altar?]]''}}
{{quote|''[[Double Entendre|May I kneel on your altar?]]''}}
The metal demon Eddie used to depart the Temple of Ormagoden. This time, a demonic priest sporting garb [[The Pope]] would wear sits atop it. He has the power to breed a Superior Warfather, making even better units.
The metal demon Eddie used to depart the Temple of Ormagoden. This time, a demonic priest sporting garb [[The Pope]] would wear sits atop it. He has the power to breed a Superior Warfather, making even better units.


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'''Hate Cage'''
'''Hate Cage'''
{{quote| ''Time for a Hate Parade!''}}
{{quote|''Time for a Hate Parade!''}}
Actually two different creatures. One is a massive pair of legs. Between them is a cage with a living lump of pure hate. It spits liquid hate on enemies, lowering defense. Unfortunately, they are the worst unit in the game: their cost is high, their health is low, and by the time they have entered the fray, they will have taken serious damage before they can get a hand into the battle. If you see somebody build one, it means they're showing off. (They still look cool after all...)
Actually two different creatures. One is a massive pair of legs. Between them is a cage with a living lump of pure hate. It spits liquid hate on enemies, lowering defense. Unfortunately, they are the worst unit in the game: their cost is high, their health is low, and by the time they have entered the fray, they will have taken serious damage before they can get a hand into the battle. If you see somebody build one, it means they're showing off. (They still look cool after all...)


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'''Heart Cutter'''
'''Heart Cutter'''
{{quote| ''My heart years to serve the Coil!''}}
{{quote|''My heart years to serve the Coil!''}}
A massive, disturbing vehicle with an anti-vehicle attack. The car serves as a massive altar in which one of the Tainted Coil druids stands with his sword beside a giant, pulsing heart. When the druid stabs it, massive spikes rise up from the ground, impaling infantry or cars, causing severe damage to cars especially. During the Double Team, Doviculus allows his own heart to be stabbed. But he remarks "Don't worry. It's not MY heart..."
A massive, disturbing vehicle with an anti-vehicle attack. The car serves as a massive altar in which one of the Tainted Coil druids stands with his sword beside a giant, pulsing heart. When the druid stabs it, massive spikes rise up from the ground, impaling infantry or cars, causing severe damage to cars especially. During the Double Team, Doviculus allows his own heart to be stabbed. But he remarks "Don't worry. It's not MY heart..."


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'''Bleeding Death'''
'''Bleeding Death'''
{{quote| ''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|LAUNCH THE SUFFERING!]]''}}
{{quote|''[[Punctuated for Emphasis|LAUNCH THE SUFFERING!]]''}}
A combination of the final Tainted Coil unit and final attack, it is violently stuffed into an iron maiden and then launched anywhere on the battlefield, where it goes on a rampage, refusing to follow orders until it slowly bleeds to death.
A combination of the final Tainted Coil unit and final attack, it is violently stuffed into an iron maiden and then launched anywhere on the battlefield, where it goes on a rampage, refusing to follow orders until it slowly bleeds to death.


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* [[The Reveal]]: "[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Well! It's about fucking time!]]"
* [[The Reveal]]: "[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Well! It's about fucking time!]]"
* [[Watch the Paint Job]]: It's not even his car, but man does he get pissed at Eddie.
* [[Watch the Paint Job]]: It's not even his car, but man does he get pissed at Eddie.
{{quote| Every time you come down here, there's another fucking scratch on that beautiful car!}}
{{quote|Every time you come down here, there's another fucking scratch on that beautiful car!}}


=== '''Lionwhyte''' ===
=== '''Lionwhyte''' ===
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[[File:fletus-001_7424.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Oh can it. I know who you are, you're that guy who thinks he invented cars!''<br />
{{quote|''Oh can it. I know who you are, you're that guy who thinks he invented cars!''
''Nah, I didn't invent cars, I just showed them how to put them together, it's easy!''<br />
''Nah, I didn't invent cars, I just showed them how to put them together, it's easy!''
''Oh yeah. My people have been doing it for years...EXCEPT WE MADE THEM FAST!'' }}
''Oh yeah. My people have been doing it for years...EXCEPT WE MADE THEM FAST!'' }}


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[[File:Kabbage-Boy-001_5391.png|frame]]


{{quote| ''Alriiiiight! Do you people wanna hear some [[Stylistic Suck|Heavy Metal?!]]''}}
{{quote|''Alriiiiight! Do you people wanna hear some [[Stylistic Suck|Heavy Metal?!]]''}}


The band that Eddie works for in the intro, Kabbage Boy is a "Second Wave of American Tween Melodic Rap Metalcore" group that does "Heavy Metal", as they put it. They are killed by Ormagoden when Eddie accidentally summons him.
The band that Eddie works for in the intro, Kabbage Boy is a "Second Wave of American Tween Melodic Rap Metalcore" group that does "Heavy Metal", as they put it. They are killed by Ormagoden when Eddie accidentally summons him.