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{{quote|'''Roz:''' Gosh, mine was this lifeguard. He had long blond hair and the bluest eyes. He used to get so sunburned, I'd spend hours just peeling the skin off his back. What was his name? Rick? Nick! I know there was an "ick" sound.
'''Frasier:''' [[Squick|I was about to make one of those myself]]. }}
{{quote|'''Roz:''' Big news. Gertie Oldson is leaving the station.
'''Daphne:''' What, from "Gertie's Grab Bag"? I love that show.
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'''Roz:''' No, she got a million-dollar TV deal.
'''Frasier:''' ''(chokes on his sherry, then mock-calmly mutters)'' Well, good news for Gertie and for the many atheists who will welcome this new proof of their theory! }}
{{quote|'''Frasier:''' ''(after seeing his mentor Dr. Tewksbury wearing only Roz's robe)'' I've gone blind. And ten seconds too late.}}
{{quote|'''Frasier:''' ''(reading the opening of Roz's new favorite romance novel)'' There are tangos that come flowing from the wine-colored seas, from the rust of a hundred sunken ships. This is one of those dances.
'''Roz:''' Well?
'''Frasier:''' There are books that make your stomach lurch, and rumble, and thrust your lunch ever upwards. This is one of those books! }}
{{quote|'''Waiter:''' Hey, where'd you get the nipple shot?
'''Frasier:''' Good lord!
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'''Waiter:''' ''(smiling broadly)'' Nice.
'''Niles:''' ''(to waiter)'' You're not erasing! ERASE! }}
{{quote|'''Martin:''' Oh, I can't wait to get to Bogart's. I know just what I'm going to get: the barbecue chicken '''''breast'''''. ''(Niles reacts in horror)'' They have the juiciest one in town. Or, or the lamb. They serve an '''''enormous rack'''''. ''(Niles cringes again)''
'''Niles:''' ''(flustered)'' Great.
'''Martin:''' You might want to get an overcoat of Frasier's out of there. It's supposed to be pretty '''''nippy''''' tonight. ''(Niles cringes yet again)'' }}
{{quote|'''Niles''': ''[running for his bug spray:]'' Frasier, you didn't do anything wrong, your feelings for Mia stem from perfectly natural Oedipal desires.
'''Frasier''': Yes, but Oedipal desires are supposed to resolve themselves by the age of six!
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''[Martin enters with water and sees the commotion.]''
'''Martin''': I leave you alone with him for two seconds! }}
== Other Works ==
* ''[[iCarly]]'': In the episode "iDate a Bad Boy":
{{quote|'''[[Nightmare Fetishist|Sam]]:''' Check out this new video I found called Neck Infection.
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