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"All we wanna do is eat your brains We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes" —Jonathan Coulton, "Re: Your Brains"

An amazingly large number of monsters enjoy eating human BRAAAAAAINS!

Ahem, sorry. Brains.

Some times there is a reason for a lust for pink matter: the monster thinks it will get the powers/knowledge/memories of the unfortunate brain owner. Other times... well, maybe brains just taste good.

If there is a brain eater on the scene, expect to see a scooped out head at some point, if for no other reasons that it looks really terrifying. If this is a comedy, there will nearly always be one person 'immune' to the problem, due to not having any brains to begin with.

The trope may be of particular saliency now because we no longer tend to believe that the essence of one's individual humanity, call it a 'soul', resides in (say) one's heart or (as the ancient Greeks supposedly thought) the liver; most of us would tend to place any such thing in the brain, with the notable exception of Stephen Colbert, who prefers the many neurons found in the gut. This gives the trope the impact of some other cultures' urging the victorious to eat their vanquished enemies' heart, or of the torture of Prometheus by Zeus' eagle's daily meal being the Titan's liver, which regrew each day for torment's sake.

The subtrope of brain-eating zombies seems to have originated with 1985's Return of the Living Dead, and most of the time when it appears it is either a reference to that film, or unknowingly influenced by other references to that film. Before Romero, zombies were not expected to eat people at all, except in some fringe Haitian legends which included anthrophagy as part of a general rampage on the part of the normally passive zombies whose controlling voudun priest had died.

It should be noted that most zombies of the Romero sort just eat whatever meat off the person until they get bored. Most serious zombie movies don't have brain eating as something all zombies do, and since Removing the Head or Destroying the Brain is the general way to kill such zombies, having them only eat brains would logically mean there couldn't be new zombies; naturally, when zombies in a work do only prefer eating brains, they'll usually also be immune to destroying the head. As you'll read down the page, you'll find most examples to be zombie free.

A subtrope of Picky People Eater. See also: Zombie Gait. Not to be confused with Brainless Beauty (although being one may have its advantages.)

For the other type of Brain Eater (which primarily shows up among creators), see Filibuster Freefall.

Examples of Brain Food include:

Advertising

• An set of HULU ads have various celebrities encouraging people to watch more television, because it softens your brain so they (being, of course, aliens in disguise) can eat it.

Anime and Manga

• The first villain in the Gunnm manga has to eat brains to to get his endorphin fix and brains have a lot of endorphins. In general, Yukito Kishiro loves finding excuses to draw internal organs.
• In one of the weirder scenes in the film, the apes in Princess Mononoke ask San to give Ashitaka's (unconscious) body to them so that they can eat his brain. They believe that, in eating a human's brain, they will become as strong and as smart as the humans are.
• One of the numerous serial killers in MPD Psycho uses brains as plant food for his favorite flowers... by cutting open their skulls and using them as flower pots. While they're still alive.

Comic Books

• The Venom Symbiote in Spider-Man must eat human brains, which sometimes doesn't agree with his human host. Sure, he could find the same chemical he obtains from the brains in chocolate but where is the fun in that?
  • It's chocolate. If the Venom symbiote isn't willing to get vitamins from chocolate it must be a horrible, horrible person - oh yeah.
• Rhona Burchill, the Mad Thinker, in Ultimate Fantastic Four devised a way to increase her brain's "processing power" by grafting someone else's brain tissue onto her brain, so she killed her little brother because he "wasn't using it anyway" -- the implications are roughly equal that he was genuinely mentally deficient and that he simply had a lower IQ then his already-a-genius-but-psychotic sister.
  • Wasn't the implication that Her brother constituted some part of the Ultimate Awesome Android?
    • She named it after him, but there's no in-story suggestion that it is or isn't actually him.
• Jack Of Fables introduced us to Lady Luck during his stint in Vegas. She lost a good chunk of her powers due to a soured romance and regains some of it when she eats the brains of high-rollers.

Film

• The first zombie movie that used the brain-eating element was Return of the Living Dead. Here, the zombies eat brains because they give off endorphins that kill the pain of decomposition and rigor mortis.
• In the movie Planet Terror, the zombie-like mutants eat Fergie's brain, prompting the gag "Looks like we've got a no-brainer." Similiarly, a repeated line throughout the film is "I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge," first said as a small boy is playing with his action figures, although by the time Josh Brolin starts saying it, it gets creepy/hilarious.
• The Brain Bugs in Starship Troopers, who use a rather straw-like proboscis to stab through the skull and suck out the juicy brainmeats within.
• In Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, they eat "chilled monkey brains."
  • Monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.!
    • Is that what we ate? HUURGH...
• The Kothoga monster from the film The Relic.
• Silence of the Lambs sequel, Hannibal, has a scene with a man literally eating his own brains.
• In the Japanese movie Attack of the Monsters (AKA Gamera vs. Guiron), two alien women from the planet Terra plan to eat the brains of two children. It actually has a scene where one of the kids is secured, with his head shaved, about to become the main course. And it's a kids' movie.
  • Funnily enough, at least in the dub, this doesn't seem to be part of their culture or usual plans. Just some random idea that one alien sprang on the other.
• Brain Damage features a fast talking brain-eating worm named Aylmer and his current host Brian. The whole movie is a metaphor for drug addiction because in exchange for feeding him brains the parasite injects addictive blue fluid that makes him act as though high.
• The evil alien in the Dolph Lungren film I Come in Peace (also known as Dark Angel) injected humans with overdoses of heroin in order to harvest brain fluid Endorphins, that could be rendered into a powerful recreational drug on his home planet.
• Fiend Without a Face had invisible brain-like creatures that sucked the brains out of the skull.
• Faces of Death had people eating monkey brains right after having to kill the monkey by beating it on the head with mallets which resemble a pestle.
• There's a moment in Bloodsucking Freaks where a depraved doctor uses a straw to suck some woman's brains out.
• The Brainiac revolves around a magician who was to be executed in 1661, who then used his magic to get on a passing comet and returns to earth 300 years later as a brain-sucking monster. It also brought us the page image.
• The Outpost (aka Mind Ripper) had a mutant who fed on brains to get his fix of sterols.
• In the original The Hills Have Eyes, Papa Jupiter threatens to eat the brains of the protagonists' kids.

Humor

• An old children's joke is to place a hand on the head of another child and undulate the hand, and ask, "You know what this is? ("What?") A brain-sucker. You know what it's doing? ("What?") Starving."

Literature

• In Hannibal, Lecter stirfried up some guy's brain. Thomas Harris lovingly describes how Lecter prepared it, table side, fresh from the source (he literally scooped out the slices of brains from the victim's skull at the table, in front of Starling). He gently coated it with breadcrumbs then sauteed it, serving with caper-berries and black truffle brown butter sauce. Just the way that Harris described it is enough to make the reader hungry, especially since he is a foodie and the recipe would actually be delicious (except the obvious part, of course).
• Deadhead, from the Wild Cards novels, absorbs the memories of creatures (and people) whose flesh he eats, getting the clearest 'read' from the brain.
• In the short story A Midwinter's Tale, eating brains passes on the memories of the dead creature.
• In Nation one of the cannibal chiefs mentions he would like to eat Daphne's brains. It's a sort of compliment, it means he thinks she's very intelligent.
• The zombies in Pride and Prejudice And Zombies. However, they sometimes mistake cauliflowers for brains.
• From the Star Wars Expanded Universe, you have the Anzati, a species that eats the "soup", also called the "luck" or the "Sea of Memory" of sentient beings. They're humanlike, but with a sort of proboscis in each cheek which unfurls to jam through the victim's nostrils and into the brain, then suck it out. One Anzati claims that the brain-eating thing is the only way to get at the "soup", and apparently lucky individuals are sensed as such and are more desirable. They also have incredibly long lifespans and no natural biorhythm - no pulse, no body heat - and tend to have a hypnotic ability that makes victims submit. To hammer the point home, there are myths about Anzati victims becoming Anzati themselves, and the irreverent slang term for the species is "snot vampire".
• Mbwun from The Relic. Human brains aren't its first choice, though, it prefers to eat the plants from the Amazon used as packing material in some specimen crates (which have much higher concentrations of the hormones and such it needs). The events of the novel happen because the crates are moved to a more secure area of the basement after a curator notices they've been broken into, forcing it to search for alternatives (read: brains).
• The zombies in Ryan Mecum's Zombie Haiku eat brains. One of the haiku is:

brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

• One of the short stories in the book My Zombie Valentine focuses on a Zombie Apocalypse originating on the set of a zombie apocalypse film. The Alpha Bitch seems to be immune to zombie attack, and they speculate that she doesn't have any brains. However, it turns out that she's wearing a perfume that repels zombies.
• Older Than Feudalism: The tale of the Seven Against Thebes (adapted into the play of the same name by Aeschylus) includes Tydeus, a favourite of Athena and father of The Iliad's God-Puncher, Diomedes. Apparently, Athena wanted to make Tydeus immortal after he was heavily wounded, but changed her mind after she caught him eating his slain attacker's brains. Congratulations, Tydeus. You're supposed to eat the brains after you're dead.
• In the Starfleet Corps of Engineers series, the creators of the monster shii on the planet Sarindar fed on brain matter. A now departed race which colonized the planet centuries ago, they built artificial constructs in the shape of shii beasts to collect the heads; these decapitated victims in order to gather the brains.
• In Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth, a group of sentient zombies raised by the Big Bad and sent to slaughter the living reference this trope, debating whether or not they should eat brains and, if so, whether condiments will be required.
• The Rodents of Unusual Size from James Herbert's The Rats and its sequels have a preference for brains, and often chew their way through the eyes of their human victims to reach this tasty treat.
• Mogworld: Averted and lampshaded. The zombies in the game just don't eat. Using the trope to terrify the nearby populace certainly makes for a fun time on your day off, though.
• In The Shahnameh, the evil king Zahhak is cursed by Ahriman with two brain eating snakes on his shoulders, necessitating the daily sacrifice of two innocents to prevent them eating his own.
• In Terminal World, by Alastair Reynolds, there are bio-mechanical creatures called "Carnivorgs" that survive by eating the brains of the people they capture. The front of their heads end in a drill, which they use to punch through their victims forheads. The worst part? This process doesn't kill the victim.

Live Action TV

• The Psirens from Red Dwarf.
  • The only brain-eaters to use a straw.
• Brain-eating by humans and aliens alike is a constant motif in the first season of Lexx.
• Sylar from Heroes steals the powers of others by removing their brains and doing something unspecified with them. Fans love to joke that he eats the brains. This seems unlikely, though, as on the few occasions when he's shown just after he's stolen a power, he's had blood all over his hands, but none on his face.
  • Word of God says that yes, he was going to eat them, but they realized how ludicrous that would sound, so they left it vague. It remains to be seen whether they'll ever come up with a different explanation.
    • Molly does make mention that he eats brains in the season one finale. To be fair though, she was just a little girl and probably didn't understand what Sylar was doing while poking around in her father's brain.
    • There is also a suggestion that Sylar's original power was in being able to understand how things worked, which implies that he might merely need to take the brains out to study them and somehow make the required changes to his own brain. How he would do that is another matter entirely...
    • This is actually lampshaded in the first episode of Season 3: we cut back to Sylar and Claire after last having seen Sylar cutting the top off of Claire's head, and he is indeed doing something - poking at Claire's brain, occasionally stopping as though examining something. Claire asks, "Aren't you going to eat it?" His response?

Sylar: Claire, that's disgusting.

• • • Does it really matter what he does with the brain? He's still ripping it out of your skull!
• In the Angel episode "Bachelor Party", a demon tries to eat Doyle's brain so that his family will let him marry Doyle's ex-wife.
• In Farscape the cyborg Kaarvok had a habit of removing the brains of his victims with a straw- which would them be fed into a slot in his head.
  • After removing the neurochip from Crichton's brain, Scorpius finds that there's a large chunk of cerebral tissue clinging to it. Grinning wickedly, he eats the piece of brain matter in a single bite.
• Subverted in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 6 episode, "Bargaining", in which Anya points out that real zombies don't eat brains, unless instructed to do so by their zombie masters.
  • In another episode, Buffy fights hellhounds who eat brains. She takes advantage of this by questioning the butcher's shop to discover who's been buying cow brains and raising the hellhounds.
  • Glory sucks the sanity out of people's brains.
• The X-Files episode "Hungry" is told from the point of view of a Monster of the Week who tries to resist his cravings for human brains.
• When Data has nightmares in a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, one of his visions is of Dr. Crusher drinking from Riker's head through a straw. It's unclear if she's supposed to be drinking his blood, cerebrospinal fluid, or (liquified) brains.
• Invoked on the "Bottle Bash" episode of MythBusters, in which Adam speaks to a Jello-brain: "You remember when I hit your head with a beer bottle?" (eats spoonful of Jello out of the brain) "No you don't!"

"Mm, it's a delicious memory!"

Music

• Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains. It's told as a memo from an office worker who's become a zombie to one who is not yet zombified, and the chorus says "All we wanna do is eat your brains. We're not unreasonable. I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes."
• As mentioned above, Voltaire's "BRAINS!"
• Iron Maiden's Piece of Mind has it on the inner gatefold, and also the record label/CD art.
• In several of the Rhapsody of Fire songs, is often stated that demons feed on brains. In a moment of extreme wrath, the Warrior of Ice threatens to come back from the dead to eat Akron's brains.

Tabletop Games

• The Cthulhu-like Mind Flayers (a.k.a. Illithids) from Dungeons & Dragons, and many others.
  • And the Lovecraftian coelocanth Aboleths want to eat your brain and gain your knowledge.
  • Inverted by the Chuuls, who are allergic to brains and will instead peel the flesh and bone from around it and eat that. In an aversion of Gameplay and Story Segregation, this often means that Illithids will train them as garbage disposals for brainless corpses.
  • The Intellect Devourers eat you brain and then nest in your skull.
  • Can't forget the Brain Mole.
    • Though, in reality, the brain mole doesn't eat the brain, merely absorb psionic energy from it. There's little to no physical harm.
  • Should be noted that brain-eating is one of the Illithids' greatest weaknesses, because killing a humanoid per illithid per month (any less and they'll die, and more is preferable) draws a LOT of attention.
  • Actually averted by zombies for a change; they don't eat people at all, just kill them because as mindless undead they hate all living creatures. Ghouls and Ghasts fit Hollywood's conception of cannibalistic undead better, but they just eat flesh in general, and don't seem to have any particular fondness for brains.
    • In Ravenloft, one strain of vampires feeds on cerebrospinal fluid, which is close enough to this trope.
• Space Marines in Warhammer 40,000 have the ability to assimilate information by ingesting the cerebral matter of the corpse they need it from.
  • The vat-spawned Grit stormers of SLA Industries are created with a similar ability.
  • Also from Warhammer 40,000 are the Slaugth, an alien race that have a taste for (and a liability to become addicted to) human brains.
• The fan-made Old The World Of Darkness game Zombie: The Coil had zombies as playable characters. They gained Viscera and sustained themselves by eating flesh. Eating the target's brain granted them the maximum amount of Viscera (though the game noted it takes effort to open the skull).
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten, a game entirely about zombies, has "Braaaaaaaains" as an option for a zombie's diet. Because this takes effort and means the zombie needs to eat more people to stay active (as opposed to "All Flesh Must Be Eaten", where they can eat any part), it reduces the zombie's power level.
• In White Wolf's Werewolf: The Apocalypse, one secret society of werewolves has discovered that they can gain spiritual power by eating the brains of other supernatural people. Doing so rapidly makes them insane pawns of the Wyrm, however.

Video Games

• Inspired by Dungeons & Dragons as discussed above, the game Nethack includes Mind Flayers which can suck out your player's intelligence and/or memory of levels you've already visited. The intelligence drain is merely deadly; having to re-explore previously-visited levels is downright annoying. Fortunately, you can turn the tables and possibly gain intelligence points by eating Mind Flyer corpses. The game even announces a success with "That was real brain food!"
• The main character of Prototype does get information from his meal's brains, but he doesn't just eat the brain, he eats the entire person.
  • By beating them into a fine paste and absorbing it with his Cthulhu-tendrils. It is awesome.
• Combine Advisors from Half Life 2 take the memories and knowledge of their victims by consuming their brains. Or at least we assume that's what they're doing. They ram their tongue in through the brainstem. Of course, they are psychic so it could just be some form of alien data transfer rather than NOMNOMNOMKNOWLEDGE.
• The Jonathan Coulton song quoted at the top of this page is one of the songs that will play on the jukebox in Left 4 Dead 2. Despite the fact that the game's zombies don't seem to eat brains, the song's chorus ("All we wanna do is eat your brains...") summons a horde of them to attack the Survivors.
  • Word of God explains it. The zombies have an advanced form of rabies. Think rabies symptoms x10. This induces insanity, and loud noises and bright lights give them extreme pain. This is why they attack when car alarms are set off, as well as why they attack pipe bombs. It's their way of saying "SHUT UP/TURN THAT LIGHT DOWN, IT HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTSSSSSS".
• Zombies want to eat your brains, so in order to stop them you... set up a yard full of plants as a defense? The basic concept of brain eating zombies is also played with a bit in the closest thing the game has to a theme song, "Zombies On Your Lawn".
  • In addition, the game features a take off of Pop Cap's Insaniquarium, where the fish are replaced by snorkel zombies, and the fish food is replaced by brains.
  • There's a zombie on your lawn!
    • DON'T WANT ZOMBIES ON MY LAWN
• Uh, Stubbs the Zombie anyone?
• Parodied in Dragon Fable by the Bread Zombies in the Necropolis' cafeteria who want "GRAINS...GRAINS..."
• In Office Zombie, the Zombie leans back and says "Braaaaaains!" as one of his taunts. Also, several brains-related voice clips play in the background like intercom announcements, such as "Brains, line 1" or "Need brains in cafeteria."

Webcomics

• Annabelle in The Spider Cliff Mysteries must eat brains to prevent the decay of her own.
• Parodied in Narbonic when Zombie Dave keeps saying "Braaains", even though Helen informs him there's no reason he needs to eat brains.
• In Sluggy Freelance, one of Gwynn's jobs in recent arcs was as a waitress at Zomblebees. The daily special? "BRAAAAAINS".
  • One of her co-workers was revealed to be an actual zombie. She explained that while zombies don't have a particular preference for brains, you are what you eat, and that to keep command of her mental faculties, that's exactly what she eats. Biting into Sam's brain later left her feeling stupider (being a vampire who doesn't much use his brain, he felt just fine.)
• Something*Positive has a rather funny scene where Davan, contemplating the effect of authors' prejudices upon his ability to enjoy their work, imagines John Gardener returning and asking for "Braaiiins...preferably heterosexual braaaiiins..." A nearby male-male couple indignantly respond, "We're here, we're queer, and our frontal lobes are delicious, asshole!"
• Xkcd presents Zombie Feynman, who desires brains and therefore does not want to eat string theorists.
  • Also a Stealth Pun
• In Order of the Stick, there was a time when Elan got separated from the party and encountered a Mind Flayer. He then asked it if it was going to eat his brain. The Mind Flayer smelled him and said "No, thanks, I'm fine". Later on, when the rest of the party caught up, the Mind Flayer jumped over Roy. Vaarsivus immediatelly complained, since he (she?) was the party's mage and therefore had a much more succulent brain.
  • The Mind Flayer's Meat-O-Vision sees Elan's brain as Diet Coke ("No thanks!"), Haley's brain as a sundae ("Too sweet"), Belkar's brain as a taco ("Too spicy"), Vaarsuvius' brain as a cheeseburger ("Now we're getting somewhere..."), and Roy's brain as a roast turkey with all the trimmings ("Mmmm...").
  • Zombies in OOTS also seem capable of saying nothing but "Brains...". When Xykon re-animates his dead dog in one of the prequel books, the first thing it does is kill a bird and eat its brain.
• In the Goats comic, one of the characters decides to capitalize on the zombie plague by selling brains to zombies over the Internet on a site called Brains4Zombies.com. The comic's creators then Defictionalized the site here.
• One Brawl in the Family comic has most of the main cast turn into brain-eating zombies. Mother Brain looks awfully nervous.

Web Original

• In Red vs. Blue (a special feature), the blue team pretends to be zombies. Caboose does the Zombie Gait with everyone else, but moans "Brians! Brians!", as he read the script wrong.
• In Cox and Combes Washington George Washington is said to have eaten opponents' brains.
• Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet, on The Onion
• In Cradleland, the ba'thulaz eat brains, preferably those of sapient creatures like humans.
• Spoofed in Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series: a zombie character says nothing but "brains," with very eloquent subtitles expressing his personal, unheard woes.
  • "he has the voice of a zombie-angel"
  • It turns out Zombie Boy is in fact capable of regular speech.

Skinny Guy: Well then how come all you ever said to us is "Brains"? Zombie Boy: Oh gee, let me think. Maybe it's because it's in the F[bleep]ing script!

Western Animation

• The Brain Slugs from Futurama. Fry was immune, which actually foreshadowed a plot point.
  • Then there's the first resolution we see between the Brainspawn and the Nibblonians...
  • Similarly, Homer Simpson was immune to a zombie attack.
    • Also when Lisa tricked Bart and Homer into thinking they had caught leprosy, they shambled to the home of their smart neighbour for his help:

Bart: Braaaaains... braaaaains... Homer: Use your brains to help us! Your delicious brains...

• A brain-sucking alien on The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Billy (of course) was found inedible, so was recruited to bring it food. Bringing it Mandy was a mistake.
  • And then there was Billy's pet chupacabra...

Grim: I think it's trying to suck his brains out! Mandy: Poor thing's gonna starve.

• Parodied and subverted in My Gym Partners a Monkey episode "That Darn Platypus", where a new platypus student keeps rubbing into everyone's faces that he is an alien. Adam refuses to believe this, but the animals have reason to believe from various signs, such as when he keeps mentioning he enjoys brain juice. Turns out it was just a nutritional fruit juice. And then got inverted towards the end where it is implied that it really is made from brains.
• In the Invader Zim episode "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars", ZIM is simultaneously trying to keep his Robo-Parents from eating a child, pilot the (incredibly large) ship of his alien leaders to come to Earth to see his "progress" while trying to keep his rival Dib from crashing said ship, and keep a creature in a containment chamber's status stable. The creature is a giant brain-sucking parasite. No reason is give as to why it sucks the brain right out of your skull or even how ZIM managed to obtain such a thing in the first place (but this is Invader ZIM after all...)
• New Comedy Central series Ugly Americans features many zombie characters, all of whom seem to have a natural desire to eat human flesh, especially brains. This is Played for Laughs, since the civilized zombies regard brains in much the same way that recovering alcoholics regard booze.
• The Oni from Jackie Chan Adventures would sometimes threaten enemies with this.
• Roughnecks: Starship Troopers Chronicles has the Brain Bugs doing this to obtain information from prisoners (the bug absorbs the knowledge from the brain it eats).
• Subverted on Phineas and Ferb. The zombies moan for brains, spleens, pancreases, kidneys, and cucumber sandwiches.

Real Life

• Eating human brain is (or was) a practice of several cultures, either as a funeral rite or just part of eating people. It's usually for the purpose of taking knowledge, gaining immortality, or whatever.
• Brain (of animals) is actually a delicacy in several countries, which probably makes humans kind of monstrous to them.
  • Note that the current edition of The Joy Of Cooking omits all recipes that contain animal brains, and states that this is due to concerns over mad cow disease (see above).
  • If you do feel like eating some, like say scrambled pork brain, keep in mind that this type of food is amazingly high in cholesterol and fat; a little over a 100 g can easily exceed 1000% of the recommended daily cholesterol intake.
• There's an account of a rogue baboon killing people and eating their brains.
  • A cryptid, the Nandi Bear, is alleged to do this as well.
  • Some accounts of the thylacine, otherwise known as the Tasmanian tiger, alleged that it could bite clean through the skulls of sheep or dogs, then consume the contents.
• Models of human evolution that depict early hominids as part-time scavengers often cite the brains of dead animals as an essential food source, as brain tissue contains lots of fats that were otherwise hard to come by on the ancient plains of Africa. As few predators could break into the skulls of their prey, hominids who could beat the hyenas to an abandoned carcass could bust one open with a rock and obtain precious nutrients to feed their own evolving brains' growth.

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...BRAAAAAAINS...