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'''Tector''': Fuck!

'''Both''': Shitfuck! }}

{{quote|'''Bill:''' This armor's heavy.

'''Ted:''' Like metal.

* In ''Zen Ghosts'', Karl can't decide whether to be a pirate or an owl for Halloween. Stillwater, his panda friend, suggests going as an owl-pirate, but Michael protests that there's no such thing. Though not mentioned in the story, the illustrations show that Karl took Stillwater's advice.

* [[Isaac Asimov]] was often criticized for the absence of extraterrestrial life and sexuality in his works. So he wrote ''[[The Gods Themselves]]'', which contains aliens, sex and ''alien sex''.

* In ''[[Harold and The Purple Crayon|Harold's Fairy Tale]]'', Harold encounters an enchanted garden that's barren. The king tells him this is due either to a witch or a giant, but he doesn't know which. Harold later finds that the trouble is being caused by a giant witch.

* ''[[Hank the Cowdog]]'':

* In one of the ''[[Babylon 5]]'' RPG sourcebooks, a trader from the pacifistic and community-oriented Abbai race is explaining why she always checks the cargo she's hired to carry thoroughly: because there might be something "awful" in there..."Like weapons, or drugs. Or weapons ''and'' drugs!"

* One ''[[Shadowrun]]'' sourcebook contains a section on "Armor and Clothing". The first sub-section in the next page is "Armored Clothing".

 

== [[Theater]] ==

'''Bartender''': "You idiots are staring into the mirror again!" }}

* ''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'' has Ethan debating on whether to drink beer or soda, and promptly invented Beersoda.

* In ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'' [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0125.html strip #125] Belkar lists several halfling games: "Throw the Rock, Throw the Stick, Throw the Rock and then the Stick Shortly Thereafter..."

* From the ''[[Basic Instructions]]'' on [http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/3/11/how-to-eliminate-clutter.html how to eliminate clutter]:

** In one of the movie trailer parodies, this one parodying ''[[Inglorious Basterds]]'', Deadpool plays the sergeant. He gives us "And the skrull will grow to fear the pain they will feel at our hands, and at the edge of our knives, [camera switch to Wolverine] and the edge of the knives that come from our hands."

* [http://memebase.com/2011/10/26/internet-memes-picture-is-unrelated-i-welcome-our-undead-otherworldly-overlords/ This] Memebase picture (read from bottom to top).

{{quote|OK, what has Draco sent them this time? A bird? An apple? A horrible bird apple that pecks your eyes out with each delicious bite?!?}}

** In the ''[[Riff Trax]]'' for ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' we get this gem as Edward is reading people's minds: "Sex...cats..." "Cat sex..."

'''Odd:''' So what am I, a genius or a creep?

'''Jeremie:''' You're a creepy genius!}}

 

== [[Real Life]] ==

 

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