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{{quote|''"Celestia might banish you from Equestria! Or throw you in a dungeon! Or banish you, and then throw you in a dungeon ''in'' the place that she banishes you to!"''|'''Twilight Sparkle''', ''[[My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'', "A Bird in the Hoof"}}

A subdepartmentsub-department of the [[Department of Redundancy Department]] that produces lists. While listing pretty much anything, the third item (typically the third, as per [[Rule of Three]], but it can be longer) on the list will be a combination of two or more previous items. Sometimes, this makes sense. Sometimes, it's just confusing, or outright impossible, or [[Self -Demonstrating Article|impossibly confusing]], [[Overly Long Gag|or quite possibly confusingly impossible]].

This is almost always played for laughs, and prone to creating [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot|Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots]]s. ("Zombies? Werewolves? Ghosts? Haunted werezombies?" etc.) Compare [[Shaped Like Itself]] and [[Bread Eggs Milk Squick]].

{{quote| '''Cat soldier 1:''' He's not a hero... he's dumb! <br />

'''Cat soldier 2:''' He's retarded.<br />

* In [[Don Rosa]]'s ''[[The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck (Comic Book)|Uncle Scrooge]]'' story "Cash Flow", a bank of switches on the money bin's security system allow for the release of "Big Dogs", "Mean Dogs", and "Big, Mean Dogs".

* A variant, of sorts, occurs in the ''[[Darkwing Duck (Comic Bookcomics)|Darkwing Duck]]'' comic. Darkwing encounters, at various points in a storyline, guard dogs, guard flamingos, and guard dogs ''riding'' guard flamingos.

* In the ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'' comic, Jill's dad tells her to not talk to "boys, or strangers, or strange boys".

* In a ''[[What the Duck]]'' comic, a duck attempts to find the right camera setting. In addition to several other settings, there's "Moving Water mode, Pregnant Woman mode, Pregnant Woman In Moving Water mode..."

* In a scene in ''[[Scary Movie (Film)|Scary Movie]] 4'' parodying ''[[The War of the Worlds (Film2005 film)|The War of the Worlds]]'', Tom is discussing the alien invasion with a man holed up in house. Then the man throws this line out there:

{{quote| This ain't a war, anymore than there's a war between men and maggots. Or, dragons and wolves. Or, men riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots.}}

{{quote| "Shoot him!" <br />

"CUT OUT HIS TONGUE!" <br />

"Shoot him AND''and'' cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue... [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|and trim that scraggly beard]]!" }}

{{quote| "Blade... Laser... Blazer..."}}

{{quote| '''Lyle''': Shit!<br />

'''Tector''': Fuck!<br />

* In ''[[Bill and TedsTed (film)|Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure]]'':

{{quote| '''Bill:''' This armor's heavy.<br />

'''Ted:''' Like metal.<br />

* In ''[[Walk Hard]]'', Dewey is seen in rehab while his nurse is asking for blankets to give him. First, she asks for more blankets. Then, she asks for less blankets. Then, she asks for more blankets AND''and'' less blankets.

* From ''[[Kung Pow]]:! Enter the Fist]]'':

{{quote| Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or... badong. Yes, killing is badong.}}

* From the original ''[[Arthur (Filmfilm)|Arthur]]'':

{{quote| '''Arthur''': Hot baths are wonderful. Girls are wonderful!<br />

{{quote| '''Rhodey:''' Why do you sound out of breath?<br />

'''Tony Stark:''' I'm not. I was just jogging in the canyon.<br />

'''Rhodey:''' I thought you were driving.<br />

{{quote| '''Andy:''' Everybody and their mums is packing 'round 'ere.<br />

'''Nicholas:''' Like who?<br />

'''Andy:''' Farmers.<br />

'''Nicholas:''' Who else?<br />

* [[Isaac Asimov]] was often criticized for the absence of extraterrestrial life and sexuality in his works. So he wrote ''[[The Gods Themselves]]'', which contains aliens, sex and ''alien sex''.

* In the [[Discworld (Literature)|Discworld]] book ''[[Discworld (Literature)/Wyrd Sisters|Wyrd Sisters]]'', the witches are forced to kidnap the infant prince and give him to a troupe of travelling actors. The problem is, they don't know his name. When asked, Granny says "Tom", Nanny says "Jon", and Granny covers it up by saying it's "Tomjon".

* ''[[Hank the Cowdog]]'':

{{quote| '''Drover''': She had pretty brown eyes...<br />

'''Hank''': Were they pretty and brown or pretty brown? This could be important!<br />

{{quote| "Pot! Gay Marriage! Gay-pot-marriage!"}}

* From ''[[Friends (TV)|Friends]]'', Joey talks about how he wants girls, but also wants sandwiches. He decides he wants girls on bread.

* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'', Season7Season 7 Episode Episode88: "You don't want to propose at a wedding; emotions running high, people on edge. You want to try somewhere like a Buddhist temple. Or an aquarium. Or a Buddhist aquarium."

* On ''[[Mock the Week]]'':

{{quote| '''Frankie Boyle''': I get you a boy, Brown, I get you a girl, I get you a boy/girl! Four arms, four legs, it's like making love to a man spider! }}

{{quote| '''Josh''': It could be explosives!<br />

'''Drake''': Or poison!<br />

* When Lewbert resumes his position as the doorman in ''[[I CarlyiCarly]]'', Spencer shows him what he missed.

{{quote| '''Spencer''': Okay, I've separated your phone calls into three categories. Death threats, from your mother... and death threats from your mother.}}

{{quote| '''Kenan''': Think about it Kel, it can have gold, or coins, OR GOLD COINS!}}

* ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'':

* From ''[[The Colbert Report (TV)|The Colbert Report]]'': [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/166955/april-23-2008/the-lost-o-reilly-tapes-pt--1 the Kennedy assassination, Bigfoot, why Bigfoot assassinated Kennedy]...

** During one segment of "Threatdown", Stephen listed the top five threats as robots, bears, robots, bears, and robot bears.

* On ''[[Game of Thrones (TV)|Game of Thrones]]'', Tyrion asks Bronn what he wants. "Gold? Women? Golden women?"

* On ''[[Married... Withwith Children]]'', when Al mistakes a random scientific concoction of Kelly's for shampoo, it gives him a full head of hair. Upon seeing himself in the mirror, he proclaims "I'm a hunk! I'm a dude! I'm a hunky dude!"

* On ''[[That '70s Show]]'', when Red recalls the moment he used "dumbass" for the first time.

{{quote| '''Red:''' I mean, he's kind of... he's an ass. And he's dumb. He's a... ''(Angelic Chorus)'' ...dumbass!}}

* ''[[Wheel of Fortune (TV)|Wheel of Fortune]]'' On one episode, there was a contestant who could imitate [[Forrest Gump]], and another who could imitate [[Wile E. Coyote and The Road Runner (Animation)|The Road Runner]]. Host Pat Sajak then asked the former to imitate Forrest Gump as the Road Runner. He did.

{{quote| "Paralysis, death, paralysis ''and'' death." }}

* One ''[[Monk]]'' episode has the titular character in a panic to get rid of his multiple phobias upon finding out his insurance company won't cover individual therapy sessions anymore. The first three phobias he lists are "Bees", "Blenders" and "Bees in Blenders".

* ''[[Big Time Rush (TV)|Big Time Rush]]''

{{quote| '''Carlos''': It's like a vacation! With singing! It's a sing-cation!}}

{{quote| '''James''': I'll get you a monkey!<br />

'''Carlos''': No!<br />

'''James''': A butler!<br />

'''Carlos''': No!<br />

* On ''[[MASHM*A*S*H (television)|M*A*S*H]]'', after Klinger shows Col. Blake a letter he claimed to receive announcing that his father was dying, Blake produces a stack of (equally fake) letters that Klinger had produced in the past:

{{quote| "Father dying, last year. Mother dying, last year. Mother and father dying. Mother, father and older sister dying. Mother dying and older sister pregnant. Older sister dying and mother pregnant. Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying. Here's an oldie but a goodie: half of the family dying, other half pregnant."}}

* ''[[Todd and Thethe Book of Pure Evil|Todd And The Book Of Pure Evil]]''

{{quote| So what are you guys fighting today? Vampires? Zombies? ''Zompires''?}}

{{quote| "We know what the people want: They want SEX! They want VIOLENCE! They want [[Interplay of Sex and Violence|VIOLENT SEX!]] They want [[The Same but More|SEXY VIOLENCE]]! They want [[Rule of Three|VIOLENCY SEX]]! ...I'm getting hot."}}

* From an episode of ''[[Castle]]'':

{{quote| '''Beckett''': What was so ''special'' about our victim that our killer wanted to erase his identity... ? Don't say spy. ''beat'' Or mob hit.<br />

* [[Conan O 'Brien]] recently{{when}} referred to [[YouTube]] channels as being "[[LO LcatsLOLcats|cats]]", "[[Groin Attack|people getting hit in the nuts]]", and "cats getting hit in the nuts". Andy Richter quickly added "[[Serial Escalation|people getting hit in the nuts with cats]]".

* ''[[ANTA.N.T. Farm]]'': When Chyna is trying to decide what dance to do, she asks Cameron whether to do the dougie, the robot, or dougie the robot.

{{quote| "Do you like cheese? Do you like peas? Then you'll love these! The brand new cheesy-peas!" <br />

* In an episode of ''[[Wings (TV series)|Wings]]'', when Lowell is informed his boat was sunk:

{{quote| "My house? My boat? My houseboat?"}}

{{quote| '''Buffy:''' It ''is'' a sham. But it's a--sham with yams. It's a yam sham! <br />

{{quote| '''Daisy:''' I'm looking for a girl. She's about yay big, brown eyes, pretty... angry... pretty angry, actual—Oh! That's her.}}

* One ''Rolling Stone'' magazine's review on [[Kylie Minogue (Music)|Kylie Minogue]]'s ''X'' says she has "songs about sex, dancing and sexed-up dancing."

* From Arlo Guthrie's "[[AlicesAlice's Restaurant (Musicmusic)|AlicesAlice's Restaurant]]":

{{quote| "Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the Army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. [[Double Standard Rape (Male Onon Male)|Father rapers!]]"}}

* The spoken middle section of The Foremen's "[https://web.archive.org/web/20130802083515/http://www.royzimmerman.com/lyrics/rest_hardtime.html Hard Time to Be a Man]":

{{quote| "Now, this bar graph represents the thought processes of the average American male in 1957. We see, in descending order of importance: sex, sports, cars, and sex in sports cars."}}

* In their famous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I "Four Chord Song" sketch], [[Music/Axis Of Awesome|Axis Ofof Awesome]] take a line from [[Five For Fighting]]'s "Superman (It's Not Easy)" -- "I'm more than a bird, I'm more than a plane" -- and—and instead of continuing, follow up with "I'm a birdplane!"

** This is actually part of a song of their own (Aa parody of ''Superman'') known, fittingly, as "Birdplane".

{{quote| '''Garfield:''' Oh no, a wrinkle! Oh no, a gray hair! '''OH NO, A WRINKLED GRAY HAIR!!!'''}}

{{quote| '''Jon:''' Good coffee... hot coffee... gooooooood hot coffee.}}

* A ''[[Bloom County (Comic Strip)|Bloom County]]'' strip has a salesman from the Universally United Writer's Bunch Syndicate offering comic strips to Opus, who was working at the Bloom Beacon:

{{quote| I got what you want! Strips about divorce! Strips about babies! Strips about plumbers! Strips about Divorced Baby Plumbers!}}

* In ''[[Calvin and Hobbes (Comic Strip)|Calvin and Hobbes]]'', Calvin is talking about his difficulty in deciding on a hobby. He couldn't choose between collecting stamps or collecting bugs, so he decided to collect stamped bugs.

* Used in a ''[[Curtis (Comic Strip)|Curtis]]'' strip:

{{quote| '''Mom''': I'm thinking about doing something different.<br />

'''Curtis''': [[Big Eater|About baking a cake]]?<br />

'''Mom''': No.<br />

'''Curtis''': A ''pie''?<br />

'''Mom''': No, Curtis, I said something '''''different'''''!<br />

* The opening lines of [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|Super Crazy's]] entrance music during his [[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWE]] tenure: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYmbb_8CRs "I am super! I am crazy! I am Super Crazy!"]

* In one of the ''[[Babylon Five5]]'' RPG sourcebooks, a trader from the pacifistic and community-oriented Abbai race is explaining why she always checks the cargo she's hired to carry thoroughly: because there might be something "awful" in there..."Like weapons, or drugs. Or weapons ''and'' drugs!"

{{quote| '''Polonius:''' The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, historical-pastoral, tragical-historical, tragical-comical-historical-pastoral...}}

{{quote| ''There is a frog, a large and terrible frog<br />

''He is terribly large and largely terrible!<br />

''He's mean! And awful!<br />

''And awful mean!'' }}

* ''[[Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead]]'': the traveling actors have a huge repertoire:

{{quote| "We can show you rapiers!" ''Cue a man and woman fencing'' "Or rape!" ''Cue the woman jumping on the man's crotch.'' "Or both!" ''([[Black Comedy Rape|Cue the woman raping the man]] while fencing another man.)''}}

{{quote| '''Kang the Mad:''' Next time I hide something, I'm packing explosives around it. Explosives shaped like silver bananas! Stops thieves, monkeys, and monkey thieves in one fell swoop.}}

* In ''[[Mad WorldMadWorld]]'', when it's time for a special event, the announcers say:

{{quote| '''Howard:''' It's my favorite time of day again!<br />

'''Kreese:''' Ooh, time to huff some paint?<br />

'''Howard:''' No.<br />

'''Kreese:''' Time to take a dump?<br />

'''Howard:''' No.<br />

'''Kreese:''' Well then I give up, what time is it?<br />

'''Howard:''' Time for another Bloodbath Challenge!<br />

'''Kreese:''' Whatever — if you need me, I'll be taking a dump while huffing some paint...<br />

* A few in [[Portal (Video Gameseries)|GLaDOS's Cake Recipe]] (usually involving toxic waste or rhubarb).

* In one scene in ''[[Strong Bads Cool Game for Attractive People (Video Game)|Strong BadsBad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]: Homestar Ruiner'', Homestar is in Strong Bad's house trying to make some sweets as a token of apology to Marzipan.

{{quote| '''Strong Bad:''' Sounds like a plan. How's it going?<br />

'''Homestar:''' Not so good. Marzipan's vegan, and most of the food in here contains meat, milk, milky meat, or... meaty milk.<br />

* Strong Bad also has lines in ''[[Poker Night At the Inventory (Video Game)|Poker Night At the Inventory]]'' that alternately play this straight and invert it:

{{quote| '''Strong Bad:''' That's not as good as the time I had a straight flush and a full house in the same hand! A FLUSH HOUSE! <ref>Provided by The Cheat, likely.</ref><br />

* [[Pokémon Gold and Silver (Video Game)|Generations II]] & [[Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire (Video Game)|III]] Pokémon family. Azurill, Marill, Azumarill. Unusually, Azurill was introduced after the other two.

** ''[[Pokémon Black and White (Video Game)|Pokémon Black and White]]'' family. Klink, Klang, Klinklang.

{{quote| '''Gilgamesh''': Enough expository banter! Now, we fight like men! And ladies! And [[Sweet Polly Oliver|ladies who dress like men]]! For Gilgamesh... IT IS MORPHING TIME!}}

* ''[[Chrono Trigger (Video Game)|Chrono Trigger]]'' enemies encountered in a particular zone: Roli (a kind of wheel or ball), Poli (a kind of gnome), Rolipoli (a Poli balancing on a Roli).

* In ''[[Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World]]'', Emil and Marta are going off about what they can do to Alice. Marta's suggestion is to tie her up in a sack and throw her into Lenore Harbor, and Emil says she's too soft and to tie her up to the peak of Mount Fugi. When Zelos comes around, his idea is to do ''both''.

{{quote| "You will never run away from your sin! You have no right to live! It is a sin for you to be alive!"}}

* In ''[[Fable II (Video Game)|Fable II]]'', if your renown isn't high enough when you meet [[Anti -Hero|Reaver]], he'll suggest you go "rescue some travelers, or slay some beasts, or [[Video Game Cruelty Potential|slay some travelers]]... the details are unimportant."

* In ''[[Katawa Shoujo (Visual Novel)|Katawa Shoujo]]'', during the Act 1 scene "Mind Your Step", Hisao and Lily run into [[Cloudcuckoolander|Rin]] in the middle of town at night, and this thought occurs to Hisao:

{{quote| '''Hisao:''' [Rin] looks like a zombie. Or a statue. A statue of a zombie.}}

* In ''[[Devil Survivor 2|]]'', Makoto Sako]] says this after deactivating the seal on Shiva:

{{quote| '''Makoto''': All right... what's going to come out? A monster? A snake? ...A monster snake?}}

{{quote| '''Pirate 1''': Jam / '''Pirate 2''': Rum<br />

*''[[beat*<br />]]''

'''Pirate 1''': Rum / '''Pirate 2''': Jam<br />

* ''[[Homestar Runner (Web Animation)|Homestar Runner]]'': While critiquing fan costumes one year, Strong Bad describes the amount of effort that went into one as "both A, amazing; B, depressing; and C, amazingly depressing."

* In one page of ''[[Eight Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight 8-Bit Theater]]'', Red Mage is freaking out about the security of their barracks; that is, their tents.

{{quote| We're defenseless! We could be wiped out by a horde of orcs or a legion of undead! Or, terror of terrors, a legion of hordes of undead orcs!}}

{{quote| '''Fighter:''' We could be on fire.<br />

'''Black Mage:''' On fire...<br />

'''Thief:''' Or drowning.<br />

* ''[[Narbonic]]'': When Helen's considering the best way to destroy everyone at her high school reunion...

{{quote| '''Helen''': The only question is the method. Poison? Explosives? Acid?<br />

'''Dave''': Poisonous exploding acid.<br />

{{quote| '''Tycho:''' No, ''seriously''... What are you doing in there?<br />

** Also seen in [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/6/20/ this one]. Tycho didn't plan for a witch ''with'' a dog.

** More recently in [http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/02/29/ this one]. Bonus for pointing out the need for inclusion.

* ''[[What's New With Phil and Dixie (Comic Strip)|What's New Withwith Phil and Dixie]]'' has a (slightly) longer version in a [https://web.archive.org/web/20150428205550/http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20070624 strip] comparing Fantasy to Sci Fi.

{{quote| '''Sci Fi Barfly''' : "Look! Mutants!"<br />

'''Fantasy Barfly''': "Nah, Trolls!"<br />

'''Sci Fi Barfly''' : "Mutants!"<br />

'''Fantasy Barfly''': "Trolls!"<br />

'''Sci Fi Barfly''' : "Maybe they're Mutant Trolls?"<br />

'''Fantasy Barfly''': "I'll buy that.."<br />

* ''[[Ctrl +Alt +Del]]'' has Ethan debating on whether to drink beer or soda, and promptly invented Beersoda.

* ''[[Memoria (2010 webcomic)|Memoria]]'', [httphttps://nixshadowweb.comarchive.org/web/20190713013943/https://mspfa.com/?s=67&p=53 here]: diamonds and strippers and diamond strippers and stripper diamonds.

* In ''[[OrderThe of the Stick (Webcomic)|Order of the Stick]]'' [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0125.html strip #125] Belkar lists several halfling games: "Throw the Rock, Throw the Stick, Throw the Rock and then the Stick Shortly Thereafter..."

* From the ''[[Basic Instructions]]'' on [http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2007/3/11/how-to-eliminate-clutter.html how to eliminate clutter]:

{{quote| '''Missy:''' "It's like living in a thrift store."<br />

'''Scott:''' "Yeah, or a Russian sub."<br />

* Jake from ''[[Homestuck (Webcomic)|Homestuck]]'' likes movies, skulls, and movies with skulls in them.

* In [https://web.archive.org/web/20130806210724/http://amultiverse.com/2011/11/21/fleg-dentata-where-be-the-music-at/ this] ''[[Scenes From A Multiverse]]'' strip, when discussing the perks of interdimensional rock stardom:

{{quote| '''Interviewer''': You had it all! Money! Groupies! Moupies!}}

* [[Metal Gear Solid|Knife.]] [[Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater|Gun.]] [[Peachi|KNIFEGUN.]]

* ''[[Something *Positive]]'': [https://web.archive.org/web/20130930065555/http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp05152012.shtml "What should we do first?] Strip club? M.M.A.? The zoo? Stripper M.M.A. cage matches at the zoo?"

* [http://wondermark.com/238/ This] ''[[Wondermark]]'':

{{quote| I'm defending my thesis tomorrow. I have to prepare.<br />

* [[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]] did this several times.

** He sums up ''[[Tom and Jerry: The Movie]]'' thusly: "It sucks ass. It sucks balls. It sucks ass balls!"

** When he begins his review of ''[[The Wizard (Filmfilm)|The Wizard]]'' by explaining that "Video Games Rock, [[Video Game Movies Suck|Video Game Movies Blow]], and therefore Movies about Video Games Blow Rocks".

{{quote| '''Professor:''' I'm a professor. I'm a genius! You can call me Professor Genius.<br />

* [[The Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Video)|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is prone to this as well.

{{quote| '''Boss:''' Excellent, ten days since the last accident.<br />

'''PFY:''' I think you'll find that's a binary number.<br />

'''BOFH:''' And that's only because we don't count disappearances as accidents.<br />

'''PFY:''' Or people who don't work here.<br />

* A review of the [[PlaystationPlayStation Two2|PS2]] game ''[[Ring of Red]]'' on the website [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20131001075732/http://rpgfan.com/reviews/ringofred/Ring_of_Red.html RPGfan] had the following to say about the game's troop mechanics:

{{quote| Sending them out a second too early might convince the computer to spray them with shrapnel, flammable liquids, or even the dreaded shrapnel drenched in flammable liquids!}}

* One review of ''[[Versus]]'' described it as "the only movie that successfully combines yakuza, swords, guns, yakuza with guns and swords, zombies, zombies with guns, zombie yakuza, and zombie yakuza with guns and swords."

{{quote| '''Skills''': Clubs, Spikes, Clubbing Spike<br />

'''Item''': Spiked Club<br />

* When Allie from ''[[Hyperbole and Aa Half]]'' [http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2009/08/open-letter-to-my-boyfriend-serial.html proves that her boyfriend is either a serial killer or an alien]:

{{quote| ''"Yesterday, you bought me Haagen Dazs milk chocolate ice cream bars for no reason. I interpreted this to mean either a) you are fattening me up so that you can kill me and eat me or b) you are covering something up. You are probably covering up the fact that you are trying to fatten me up to kill me and eat me. "''}}

* The patriotic items [[Green Lantern (Comic Book)|Green Lantern]] brings to the ''[[I'm a Marvel And Im ADC (Fanfic)|I'm a Marvel And Im ADCDC]]'' video featuring him and [[Captain America (comics)|Captain America]] include an apple pie, an American flag, and an "apple flag pie" (which has a crust resembling the flag).

* On the ''[[RifftraxRiff Trax]]'' of ''[[Harry Potter and Thethe Half-Blood Prince (film)|Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince]]'', we get

{{quote| OK, what has Draco sent them this time? A bird? An apple? A horrible bird apple that pecks your eyes out with each delicious bite?!?}}

** In the ''[[RifftraxRiff Trax]]'' for ''[[Twilight (Filmnovel)|Twilight]]'' we get this gem as Edward is reading people's minds: "Sex...cats..." "Cat sex..."

* ''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Zero Punctuation]]'', on ''[[Team Fortress 2 (Video Game)|Team Fortress 2]]'': "If I did have to criticize it, and I ''do'', I'd say there isn't much variety in the maps. You get to decide between territory control in a desert environment, territory control in an industrial environment, or, just to mix things up, capture the flag... in a desert-industrial environment."

** And his list of ways one can kill enemy mooks in the second video game installment of ''[[The Force Unleashed]]'': you can hit them with a lightsaber, reflect their blaster shots back at them, throw your lightsaber at them, microwave them with force lightning, force push them into walls, throw them at their mates, or "lift them up, throw your lightsaber at them, microwave them with force lightning, then throw whatever mess remains at their mates."

{{quote| '''Phelous''': ''watching the opening credits'' And what is this music with it? Makes it seem like a wedding video intro.<br />

'''Lupa''': Or some kind of pet memorial video.<br />

'''Both''': Or a pet wedding video! <br />

{{quote| "The chief isn't hearing any of this octopus story. It was either a squid or a terrorist. Or a terrorist squid! Ooooh!"}}

* [[Diamanda Hagan]] 's fourth ''[[Emanuelle]]'' review has this about what women are interested in;

{{quote| "Love! And PINK things! And babies! And pink babies! Made from love!"}}

* The [[Xzibit]] meme in general, poking fun at ''[[Pimp My Ride|Xzibit]]'' memeand intheir generalextravagant car modifications, though [http[Media://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v483/CaptHayfever/?action=view¤t=YoYoHerdYoDawg.jpg |this]] may be the Most Triumphant Example (involving herds, yo-yos and dawgs).

* ''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|The Simpsons]] episode "Burns'' Heir":

{{quote|'''LisaHomer:''' WhatIf if one of us hasyou've been good, andpizza. oneIf of us hasyou've been bad?<br... uh... let's see... />poison.

*:* After Homer's driver's license gets suspended.

{{quote| '''Homer:''' I am so screwed. I can't drive to work, I can't drive to the store, and I certainly can't drive to the store at work.}}

*:* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|"Horseplay! Roughhousing! Horse-housing!!"]]

* ''[[Animaniacs (Animation)|Animaniacs]]'': "Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt movies? Do you like eating beans with George Wendt?" Thus begins a survey that goes on to add a few more unique questions and [[Overly Long Gag|combine them all in every conceivable way]].

* ''[[Tiny Toon Adventures (Animation)|Tiny Toon Adventures]]'': "Whoa, it's a salmon! It's as big as a moose! Hey, maybe it's a [[Monty Pythons Meaning of Life|salmon moose]]!"

* ''[[Family Guy (Animation)|Family Guy]]'': In the episode where Peter owes the Mafia a favor:

{{quote| '''Peter:''' What are you gonna make me do, whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.}}

* ''[[Tuff Puppy]]'': Kitty tries to convince people not to eat the muffins the [[Big Bad]] has offered.

{{quote| '''Officer Squid:''' Please! [[I Have a Family|I have a house, and children]], and pets, and a toilet, and toilet children...}}

* ''[[Dave the Barbarian (Animation)|Dave the Barbarian]]'':

* ''[[King of the Hill (Animation)|King of the Hill]]'', when Dale tries to figure out [[Camp Gay|the new persona]] Bill adopts for his job at a hair salon.

{{quote| '''Dale:''' Pirate! Waiter! Pirate waiter!}}

*** In "A Bird in the Hoof", Twilight freaks out and wildly speculates about what could happen to Fluttershy if Princess Celestia finds out she took her royal pet. Apparently she could be banished from Equestria, thrown into a dungeon, or banished, and then thrown into a dungeon inside the place she's been banished to. Justified in that being banished to the moon AND imprisoned in it is [[Fridge Brilliance|exactly what happened to Princess Luna when she originally became Nightmare Moon.]]

*:* In a strange example of having only ''one'' listed item, Pinkie Pie worries if her unfamiliar "Pinkie Sense" in "Feeling Pinkie Keen" means Fluttershy "exploded...and then exploded again!".

**:* "Can you do that? Can you explode twice?!"

{{quote| '''Pinkie Pie''': ''(referring to a made-up bear that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have said that they're house sitting for)'' He's vacationing at the beach?<br />

'''Rainbow Dash''': Yep! He loves to...<br />

'''Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy''': Play beach volleyball!/Collect seashells! ''([[Beat]].)''<br />

''(Repeat, reversed. Beat.)''<br />

*:* Applejack provides one in the season two premiere in her attempts to wrap her head around the fact that it's raining chocolate milk:

{{quote| '''Applejack''': Rainbow Dash, what's going on with this rain? I mean, chocolate milk? I mean, chocolate milk rain?}}

{{quote| '''Rainbow Dash:''' The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too. Do you have something in a yellow-striped bat?}}

* ''[[Histeria (Animation)|Histeria!]]'' Samuel Johnson is pitching his dictionary to a book publisher, who [[It Will Never Catch On|thinks a book full of words and their definitions would be incredibly boring]]. "People want swordfights! They want giants! They want horses! They want...giant horses having swordfights!"

{{quote| '''Bugs Bunny:''' AHH! My glamour shot! AHH! My tennis trophy! AHH! My glamour shot ''of'' my tennis trophy! [[Big No|NOOOO!]]}}

{{quote| '''Malifishmirtz:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Wow, what were the odds?]]}}

* In an episode of ''[[Harvey Birdman]]'', Phil has just been killed, and Harvey want's to avoid telling his daughter Judy. He looks out the window for an excuse and sees a billboard about taking a vacation. Which partially peels away to reveal one about going on honeymoon.So Harvey tells Judy her father is on a Vacaneymoon.

{{quote| '''McLeish''': I hate conventions, and I hate the circus, but most of all, I hate conventions where they take you to the circus.}}

* Happens twice in one episode of ''[[Rugrats (Animation)|Rugrats]]'' ("When Wishes Come True"):

{{quote| '''Lil:''' ''[about Angelica]'' She should turn into mashed peas!<br />

'''Phil:''' Or bat drool!<br />

*:* And when the babies think twice about making a wish that may end up turning someone they know into a rock:

{{quote| '''Lil:''' Or eyeballs!<br />

'''Phil:''' Or worm guts!<br />

* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (Animation)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]'': As Squidward is justifying quitting his job...

{{quote| '''Squidward:''' I can be anything I set my mind to! I can be a football player! Or a king! Or a spaceman!<br />

* In a ''[[Sheep in The Big City]]'' commercial about a literal family restaurant:

{{quote| '''Waitress:''' You never call! You never write! You never call ''saying'' that you're gonna write about calling.}}

** Played straight in [[Dungeons and& Dragons|''Dungeons And Wagons'']], where Steve and his friends are playing an [[Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game|MMORPG]] in the vein of [[World of Warcraft]] or [[Ever QuestEverQuest]]. When Haley and Jeff break up, he starts playing the game too, and comes to idolize Steve's character [[Knight in Shining Armor|"Agathor."]] When Haley joins the game and kills Agathor with his [[Weaksauce Weakness]], Jeff builds him a shrine in the game, with the epitaph: "Here lies Agathor--Warrior, Friend, Warrior-Friend"

* In ''[[Johnny Test]]'', when Dad gets trapped in a Tinymon game, he says "I blame Johnny! No, the sisters! No, Johnny and the sisters!"

* In ''[[Codename Kids Next Door (Animation)|Codename: Kids Next Door]]'', Numbuh 2 accuses Tommy, his [[Annoying Younger Sibling|younger brother]], of stealing candy and soda from his room and demands an explanation:

{{quote| '''Tommy:''' I was thirsty! No, no, I was hungry! No, no, I was thirsty! No, I was hungry!<br />

'''Numbuh 2:''' I want the truth!<br />

* An episode of ''[[Johnny Bravo (Animation)|Johnny Bravo]]'' has him walking to the store repeating "[[Sesame Street (TV)|loaf of bread, stick of butter, carton of milk...]]" and switching them up ("loaf of butter, stick of milk, carton of bread" etc.) By the time someone stops to talk to him, he replies that he's on his way "to get a loaf of buttermilk."

* In the ''[[Dexters Laboratory (Animation)|Dexter's Laboratory]]'' episode ''D&DD'':

{{quote| '''Dee Dee:''' So, you're walking through the forest...<br />

'''Dexter:''' Dungeon!<br />

* In an episode of ''[[Archer (Animation)|Archer]]'':

{{quote| '''Malory:''' You don't look like a whore. An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes. A whorediot.}}

* In ''[[Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes (Animation)|The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes]]'', when the Avengers hold a pizza party to celebrate the induction of [[Ms. Marvel (Comic Book)|Carol Danvers]]:

{{quote| '''[[Iron Man (Comic Book)|Tony Stark]]:''' Okay, So, I'd like to make a toast. Well, less of a toast, more like a welcome. A "welcome toast."<br />

'''[[Hawkeye|Clint Barton]]:''' [[Captain Obvious|Wow. You're really bad at this.]]<br />

{{quote| '''[[The Snark Knight|Daria]]:''' Only [[Lovable Libby|Quinn]] could turn being smart into a fad.<br />

* On ''[[South Park]],'', the boys are doing the school news and want to give it higher viewership. They realize they need to add lots of sex and lots of action, and wind up renaming it Sexy Action News.

* Counting in binary from zero upward. [[Don't Explain the Joke|Zero, One, One-Zero]]...

** China is similar; the numbers after ten are ten-one, ten-two, ten-three, etc.

** [[w:Pashto|Pashto]] is also like this. Eleven is one-ten, twelve is two-ten, and so on.

*** In Chinese, combining the word for "[[Infinity Plus One+1 Sword|Spear]]" with the word for "[[Armor of Invincibility|Shield]]" makes the phrase for "[[Unstoppable Force Meets Immovable Object|Paradox]]". [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Irresistible_force_paradox:Irresistible force paradox|See it for yourself.]]

* Laws are written this way to prevent [[Off Onon a Technicality]].

* [httpTaking the trope literally://en. [[wikipedia.org/wiki/:Bread |Bread].], [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_:Egg (food) |Eggs].], [http://en.[wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_egg :Scotch eggsegg|Breaded Eggs.]]