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== [[Western Animation]] ==

{{quote|'''Mr Burns:''' I suggest you leave immediately.

'''Homer:''' Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths [[Bee-Bee Gun|and when they bark they shoot bees at you?]] }}

{{quote|'''Homer:''' If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.

'''Lisa:''' What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?

'''Bart:''' Poison pizza.

'''Homer:''' Oh no, I'm not making two stops. }}

{{quote|'''Homer:''' I am so screwed. I can't drive to work, I can't drive to the store, and I certainly can't drive to the store at work.}}

* ''[[Animaniacs]]'': "Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt movies? Do you like eating beans with George Wendt?" Thus begins a survey that goes on to add a few more unique questions and [[Overly Long Gag|combine them all in every conceivable way]].

* ''[[Tiny Toon Adventures]]'': "Whoa, it's a salmon! It's as big as a moose! Hey, maybe it's a [[Monty Pythons Meaning of Life|salmon moose]]!"

** In ''Wade, You're Afraid'', while thinking that the bull is loose, Wade says "Oh, terror! Oh, danger! Oh, terror and danger!"

* ''[[Family Guy]]'': In the episode where Peter owes the Mafia a favor:

{{quote|'''Peter:''' What are you gonna make me do, whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married.}}

{{quote|'''Kitty:''' They could be poisoned! They could be bombs! They could be poisonous bombs!}}

{{quote|'''Keswick:''' I'm a pretty pirate princess who's late for the woodpecker ball, '''HA-GI-GI'''!}}

* ''[[Invader Zim]]'':

* ''[[King of the Hill]]'', when Dale tries to figure out [[Camp Gay|the new persona]] Bill adopts for his job at a hair salon.

{{quote|'''Dale:''' Pirate! Waiter! Pirate waiter!}}

** Another moment is in "Party Of One", when Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash engage in some [[Stereo Fibbing]].

{{quote|'''Pinkie Pie''': ''(referring to a made-up bear that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have said that they're house sitting for)'' He's vacationing at the beach?

''(Repeat, reversed. Beat.)''

Play seashells!/Collect volleyballs! }}

{{quote|'''Applejack''': Rainbow Dash, what's going on with this rain? I mean, chocolate milk? I mean, chocolate milk rain?}}

** During the musical number in "May the Best Pet Win":

* In ''[[The Looney Tunes Show]]'' when [[Bugs Bunny]] finds his personal items destroyed.

{{quote|'''Bugs Bunny:''' AHH! My glamour shot! AHH! My tennis trophy! AHH! My glamour shot ''of'' my tennis trophy! [[Big No|NOOOO!]]}}

** Another from Doof, regarding his solar-powered Evaporator-inator in "De Plane! De Plane!": "Its green ''and'' evil! I call it 'greevil'."

*** In the same episode, Candace says there's been a lot of talk about diving, snakes, and diving with snakes.

'''Phil:''' Or bat drool!

'''Both:''' Or mashed peas ''and'' bat drool! }}

{{quote|'''Lil:''' Or eyeballs!

'''Phil:''' Or worm guts!

{{quote|'''Waitress:''' You never call! You never write! You never call ''saying'' that you're gonna write about calling.}}

* Ron in ''[[Kim Possible]]'': "This is beyond sick and wrong! This is wrongsick!"

** A visual version happens in another episode. In an [[Imagine Spot]], Stan threatens Francine first with a chainsaw, then with a leopard, then with the leopard holding the chainsaw.

** Played straight in [[Dungeons & Dragons|''Dungeons And Wagons'']], where Steve and his friends are playing an [[Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game|MMORPG]] in the vein of [[World of Warcraft]] or [[EverQuest]]. When Haley and Jeff break up, he starts playing the game too, and comes to idolize Steve's character [[Knight in Shining Armor|"Agathor."]] When Haley joins the game and kills Agathor with his [[Weaksauce Weakness]], Jeff builds him a shrine in the game, with the epitaph: "Here lies Agathor--Warrior, Friend, Warrior-Friend"