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[[File:View qe ii.jpg|thumb|300px|This is pretty much all of Britain, isn't it?]]
{{quote|"London isn't the world, Clarice. It just thinks it is."|[[John Constantine]].}}
 
Ah, Great Britain. Mother of America. Land of the... Big Red Buses.
 
In Hollywood, any characters visiting Britain will stop in one place: Central London. They'll catch a ride on those cool red buses, try to make [[British Royal Guards|the Guards at the palace]] laugh, get into a debate about whether it's fries or chips, and at some point meet the Royal Family. The [[Establishing Shot]] will show Westminster Palace, Tower Bridge, The London Eye, or all of the above to a brief [[Standard Snippet]] of "Rule Britannia", just in case you weren't clear on the location. If the makers think they're being subtle, it will feature a red phone box, a red Routemaster Bus driving by (very rare in real life), and a red-and-blue London Transport sign for one of London's major interchange stations like Liverpool Street or Kings Cross.
 
This, despite the real-life London being 607 sq miles in area, the characters will never leave Central London (around 24 square miles), if they even make it more than half a mile from the river. And London is just one city in ''England'', which is itself just one of ''three'' countries that make up Great Britain, the largest island in the United Kingdom, which includes Northern Ireland and lots of other islands. Of course, Hollywood England is a tiny place. It's an island, for trope's sake! While there may be a bit more to it than just London, it's not a whole lot more. If Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland cross their fingers and hope ''really hard'', they might just make an appearance in the form of [[Scotireland]].
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* Averted in [[Mobile Suit Gundam 00]], the important bit of British action took place in Scotland.
* For the most part, it's averted in [[Hellsing]]. Until the [[Big Bad]] [[Those Wacky Nazis|Millennium]] fully enters the series, we have action taking place in an undisclosed British suburb, an abandoned factory and warehouse in Badrick, Ireland, outside the town of Cheddar ([[Shown Their Work|actual places]]), the Hellsing Organization, Britain's National Gallery, a hotel in Rio de Janiero, and an undisclosed suburb of Brazil. Even when they reveal themselves fully, the fight afterward takes place in presumably the English Channel on a British ship taken over by Millennium. London is their main target and the last five manga volumes/OVAs pretty much take place there; clearly, this is not a case of generalization.
* Nice [[Death Note]] subversion; the British characters all come from Winchester, and while the viewer isn't hammered over the head with it, a few visuals and spoken references seem to relate to the famous cathedral there. (Some animator, evidently confusing Winchester with Westminster, managed to shove in a shot of Big Ben ''anyway'', but still.)
* In ''[[Soul Eater]]'', Maka, Soul, Tsubaki and Black Star fight [[Big Badass Wolf|Free]] for the first time on what appears to be Tower Bridge (although it looks nothing like it, so it might be Albert Bridge or another suspension bridge in London. Either way the geography's somewhat messed up).
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== Comics ==
 
* An issue of ''[[Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew (Comic Book)|Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew]]'' features a half-page shot of various giant egg-yolks that were attacking various cities around the world being dispersed of by the Bunny From Beyond. One of the cities under attack was "Loondon" (Earth-C's London), depicted by a shot of a guard standing in front of (Earth-C's) Buckingham Palace watching an attacking egg-yolk get disintegrated.
* ''[[Millie the Model]]'''s pal Toni seemed to think Liverpool was just a short bus ride away from Buckingham Palace, [http://bullyscomics.blogspot.com/2011/03/millie-model-in-london-night-3.html as shown by this panel].
* This attitude is satirised in the comic strip ''The Critics'' in ''[[Viz]]''. The Critics are completely ignorant of the UK outside of London, to the extent they sometimes don't seem aware it exists at all. Even when they are aware, they believe large cities such as Liverpool or Newcastle are small villages, and are very snobby and condescending about them despite admitting to knowing nothing about them.
 
== Film ==
 
* After being attacked by a lycanthrope on the Yorkshire Moors, David Kessler is inexplicably transported to a hospital 300  km to the south, thereby becoming ''[[An American Werewolf in London]]''. (''An American Werewolf [[Oop North]]'' might not have been as easy to sell, even in Britain). They try and handwave it by implying he's suspected of having some weird and exotic disease that the nearest A&E wasn't capable of dealing with, but [[Offscreen Teleportation|the process of getting him there is completely glossed over.]]
* A sequence set in London in ''[[The Mummy Trilogy|The Mummy Returns]]'' opens with an establishing shot that features Big Ben, Tower Bridge, and St. Paul's Cathedral all within a few blocks of each other. Anyone who's actually visited those places can tell you the problem there.
** Given that much of the movie was filmed in London, and given director [[Steve Sommers]], this was certainly deliberate. In the DVD commentary, he specifically states that he knows the view is impossible, but left it in because he thought [[Rule of Cool|it looked cool]].
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* Subverted in Jasper Fforde's ''[[Thursday Next]]'' series. In the first few chapters, Thursday leaves London and returns to her hometown of Swindon, which remains the centre of events in the Outworld (real world) thereafter. In ''Something Rotten'' she visits the vast headquarters of the [[Mega Corp|Goliath Corporation]] on the Isle of Man.
* Played with/discussed in [[The Bartimaeus Trilogy|The Amulet of Samarkand]], when the magicians running the government whine about being forced to attend a conference "in some ghastly place, outside of London, can you imagine?"
* Averted in the [[Night Watch (novel)|Last Watch]] -- the—the action takes place in Edinburgh. Of course, that's mostly [[Theme Park Version|tourist Edinburgh]], but it's justified by the fact that Anton was following the case of a ''tourist''.
* This trope is invoked, embraced and gloried in by the [[Rivers of London]] series whose second book starts with the sentence - 'It is a sad fact of modern life that if one drives long enough, sooner or later you must leave London behind.'
 
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* Unfortunately even British writers can fall into this - 6 out of the 13 episodes of series 3 of ''[[Doctor Who]]'' take place in London; 5 of them in ''present day'' London. Which wouldn't be so bad if the characters didn't have ''the whole of time and space'' to travel in.
** Series 2 had over half its episodes set in London (four present-day ,<ref>three, if you don't count ''Christmas Invasion''; works out at over half regardless</ref>, two in a parallel present-day, one in 2012 and one in 1953).
** Steven Moffat was particularly irritated by this trope's use in ''Doctor Who'', which is why "The Eleventh Hour" takes place in a small English village and Amy is from Scotland, and why his first season only has two episodes set in London (the second also in two other parts of Britain), another with the TARDIS briefly flying over London and a third with a brief, if important, scene with two characters from the first. (Respectively: "Victory of the Daleks", "The Big Bang", "The Eleventh Hour" and "The Pandorica Opens".)
** The first new series lampshaded this by having a hostile alien become mayor of Cardiff; when asked how she's getting away with it, since she's in many ways [[Obviously Evil]], she [[Land of My Fathers and Their Sheep|goes on about how nobody in London would notice if Wales fell into the sea]], then catches herself and realizes she's [[Going Native]]. ([[Truth in Television|She probably has a point.)]]
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* [[Tori Amos]]' video for "Welcome to England". ''The Guardian'' [http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/may/07/tori-amos-welcome-england ran with it in their MSTing.]
{{quote| You know what that view says? It says: WELCOME TO ENGLAND (You'll Find Most of It Outside London).}}
 
== Radio ==
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== Video Games ==
 
* ''[[Command and& Conquer]] Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge'' has one mission in England. Take a wild guess where. Justified up to a point, what with London being the seat of the British government.
** ''Red Alert 3'' at least places the mission outside of London, but the accent part is in full force for the allied commanders that are from Britain.
*** Although averted less than you would think, as the mission is set in Brighton, which is known by some as 'London-By-The-Sea' for good reason.
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** As far as air travel goes this is a self-reinforcing trope: London is ''the world's'' busiest air traffic hub, so that's where it logically follows all airlines should try to focus their business in the UK, to the detriment of other cities. Meanwhile, nobody is willing to build extra runways and terminals in the northern half of the country [[Shaped Like Itself|because nobody flies from there]].
* Also a common mistake by Londoners is to forget they are not in London, as happened on [[Question Time]] in 2011
{{quote| '''Jon Gaunt:''' Let's remember at this very moment tonight, Britain's bravest coppers are being celebrated at a hotel here in London. Let's remember the kind of work these men and women do on the streets... what's so funny?<br />
'''Hugh Grant:''' Basingstoke. }}
** And the irony is that Jon Gaunt is from Coventry. Although this does highlight a subtrope in which the rest of the country endows the status of Londoner on people they dislike; for example Tony and Cherie Blair (Scotland and Manchester/Liverpool respectively) a trend brought to its apotheosis by Alex Salmond, Scottish First Minister, who uses the word London to include anyone who is not actually a member of the Scottish Nationalist Party.