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'''Prince Andrew, Duke of York'''. Eighth in line for the throne (behind Harry's children Archie Mountbatten-Windsor and Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor). Flew helicopters in the Royal Navy, served in combat in the Falklands War, and had his own share of tabloid trouble thanks to his marriage and divorce of Sarah Ferguson. Sadly for those looking for scandal, the separation and divorce was amicable, the two are apparently still friends (and actually live beside each other), and share custody of the two daughters, Beatrice and Eugenie. The two pulled off an unbelievable transformation from tabloid fodder to [[Amicably Divorced|Model Divorced Couple]]. Sarah, Duchess of York, would return to the spotlight in 2010 after being caught attempting to sell access to her ex-husband. Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie win the "Craziest Headgear Award" at every royal wedding.
 
'''Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex'''. Thirteenth in line for the throne, behind Andrew's children and grandchildren Princess Beatrice, Sienna Mapelli Mozzi, Princess Eugenie, and August Brooksbank. Gave up a career in the Royal Marines before it started and showed an interest in theatre and television production (going on to host several documentaries). His first foray into that, ''[[wikipedia:It's a Royal Knockout|It's a Royal Knockout]]'' was a bit of a failure. Dogged by rumors he's gay, which were somewhat quieted when he married Sophie Rhys-Jones (who iswas apparently the[[Elizabeth QueenII]]'s favourite daughter-in-law) in 1999. He and Sophie have two children, Lady Louise Windsor and James, Viscount Severn.
 
'''Princess Anne, the Princess Royal'''. Sixteenth in line for the throne, behind Edward's children James Mountbatten-Windsor, Viscount Severn, and Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor. Currently on her second marriage, Anne was the tabloid target for her antics before Diana was on the scene. Since then, "Princess Sourpuss" has mellowed considerably and has become a rather popular royal due to her constant presence waving the flag for the family. Still has a face like a horse. Speaking of horses, she used to be a rather good show rider and competed in the Olympics in 1976, where she won silver. Her daughter Zara has followed in her footsteps in this respect. She was almost kidnapped and killed when a man forced himself into her car and said he was going to hold her hostage. Her response to this was to [[Badass Princess|sock him in the face and shout "Like hell you are!"]]