Broomstick Quarterstaff: Difference between revisions

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[[Sub-Trope]] of [[Improvised Weapon]]. Removing the head is optional based on the [[Sliding Scale of Seriousness Versus Silliness]].
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== Anime &and Manga ==
* The fight between [[Schoolgirl Lesbians|S]][[Lady of War|e]]t[[Bodyguard Crush|s]][[Onmyodo|u]][[Katanas Are Just Better|n]][[Implausible Fencing Powers|a]] and [[Anti-Magic|A]][[Tsundere|s]][[Mysterious Waif|u]][[Fiery Redhead|n]][[Mismatched Eyes|a]] at the [[Tournament Arc]] of ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' featured Setsuna wielding a push-broom against Asuna's [[Paper Fan of Doom]], due to bladed weapons being verboten. Earlier in the arc, a minor character wielded a traditional broom as a magic weapon; unfortunately, she was up against [[The Lancer|K]][[Half-Human Hybrid|o]][[Blood Knight|t]][[The Rival|a]][[Big Badass Wolf|r]][[Wouldn't Hit a Girl|o]]. Also, Setsuna and Asuna were in [[Meido|maid outfits]] [[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|for no adequately explored reason]].
** Actually the point was that they weren't as interesting, so Chao ordered them made cute.
* Jennifer in ''[[Kyo Kara Maoh!|Kyo Kara Maoh]]'' uses a broom in place of a fencing foil in the second season.
* In the ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' [[The Movie|movie]], Spike infiltrates a chemical company [[Janitor Impersonation Infiltration|disguised as a Janitor]] (in another homage to Bruce Lee) and has to defend himself with a push-broom when detected by [[Action Girl]] Electra.
* Ranma from ''[[Ranma ½]]'' has used various things as quarter staffs such as a broom or a laundry pole.
* In the movie, ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena|Utena]]'' movie, Utena uses a broom with the head removed as a sword against Saionji.
* In ''[[Kodomo no Jikan]]'', a few unnamed students use them in class before being told to clean up.
 
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* ''[[Marvel Zombies]]'' and Thor. Once this alternate universe God started killing, he couldn't weild his hammer Mjolnir. He made do with a lump of cement on a metal pole.
* The weapon of choice for Maid Man in ''[[Empowered]]''.
 
 
== Film ==
* In ''[[The Matrix]] Reloaded]]'', Neo rips a metal post out of the ground to use against the army of Smith clones in the Burly Brawl. The first shot has him using the block of concrete at the end as a hammer, but once that breaks he uses it as a quarterstaff.
* [[Jackie Chan]] does this <s>in at least one movie</s> [[Once Per Episode|at least once a movie]].
* [[Eddie Murphy]]'s ''[[Coming to America]]'' has Prince Akeem (professionally trained from childhood in martial arts) do this with an unscrew-able mop handle to ward off an armed robber played by [[Samuel L. Jackson]].
* Sarah Connor uses a mop handle during her asylum escape attempt in ''[[The Terminator|Terminator 2: Judgment Day]]'', until she gets a nightstick to replace it.
* In ''[[Machete]]'', Machete uses a mop to fight his way past Booth's goons following the faked assassination attempt on the senator.
* ''[[UHF (film)|UHF's]]''{{'}}s Stanley Spadowski is a simple man. All he wants to do is clean the floors, dig the prize out of the cereal box, and occasionally host an insanely popular kids variety show. But [[Berserk Button|get between him and his mop]], and you are asking for problems.
* A prostitute has a broom handle shoved down her throat in ''[[Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill!]]''.
* The miner is momentarily fought off with a mop in the ''[[My Bloody Valentine (film)|My Bloody Valentine]]'' remake.
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== Literature ==
* In one of the [[Heralds of Valdemar|Tarma and Kethry]] short stories by [[Mercedes Lackey]], Tarma defends herself against an armed drunk with a broomstick because she wanted to avoid doing permanent damage if possible. Unfortunately, the drunk ends up cracking his head against the fireplace and dying. Fortunately for them, the drunk in question was well known and highly unpopular.
 
 
== Live Action TV ==
* In the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "The Vampires of Venice", Rory attempts to take on a swordsman armed only with a broom.
* Ryotaro in ''[[Kamen Rider Den-O]]'' uses a nearby broom on a [[Monster of the Week]] when he's fighting for his life. The broom is quickly broken. Despite its short-lived appearance, the so-named "Rider Broom" remained in the fandom's memory throughout the year.
 
 
== Video Games ==
* In ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'', one of Cid's weapons is actually a mop (well, more like a push broom...). Other characters have similar weapons, which are rather powerful but lack materia slots. The best examples being an umbrella for Aeris, and baseball bat with a nail in it for Cloud.
** In ''[[Crisis Core]]'', [[One-Man Army|Zack]] fights a bunch of armed soldiers on the beach...wearing only a bathing suit and armed with an umbrella. [[Improbable Weapon User|He wins.]]
* This is Raine Sage's [[Lethal Joke Item]] weapon as well.
** Judith's [[Joke Item]] is a broom.
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* Lisa from ''[[Legend of Mana]]'' uses her father's broomstick as her weapon of choice. Partly justified in that she uses it as a staff, which mostly have magic-related specials. That doesn't stop her from cracking skulls with that thing.
* In ''[[The Curse of Possum Hollow]]'' , the janitor in the town hall uses a mop as a weapon.
* A couple of the possible skins for the Quarterstaff power in ''[[City of Heroes]]'' are various brooms.
 
== Web Animation ==
* In the ''[[Homestar Runner]]'' game "Thy Dungeonman II", the titular Dungeonman gets only a mop as a weapon, being a janitor working in a dungeon.
* In ''[[Dead Fantasy]]'', Tifa does this with a [[Up to Eleven|service jack]], before removing the thick metal end.
 
 
== Webcomics ==
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* Subverted in ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'': Elliot (a martial artist, mind you) picks up a broom lying on the ground to defend himself... and swings it like a baseball bat.
* The [[Nerf Arm|Cardboard Tube]] Samurai in ''[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'' - except it's not an [[Improvised Weapon]], it's his [[Weapon of Choice]].
 
 
== Western Animation ==
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* Done in ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003]]'', when the turtles are held captive on an alien prison asteroid. They find a broom closet and get replacements for ''all'' of their weapons from inside.
* One episode of ''[[Jimmy Neutron]]'' uses this in a fight between Jimmy's mother and a robot duplicate of her: after pulling out the broom, mop, and rake, and having each one snapped in half by the robot, she reveals that she keeps a [[BFG|plasma rifle]] in her broom closet "for those tough, ground-in stains". (Considering her son's experiments, a wise precaution...)
* In ''[[The Boondocks]]'', Huey snaps the head of a broom off with a kick and uses the handle to subdue the theater security, but he doesn't fare as well against Uncle Ruckus' unforseenunforeseen [[Fighting with Chucks|nunchaku expertise]].
 
 
== TruthReal In TelevisionLife ==
* There actually are weapon forms that exist for a Boat oar in Shaolin Kenpo for this very reason.
** Actually trying this with a broom handle, however, is more likely to get your enemy annoyed if you smack them with it: it's not heavy enough. Use it for blocking instead.