Brows Held High/Funny: Difference between revisions

** "Would a club catering to homosexual men even HAVE a ladies' restroom?"

** [[Romeo and Juliet|"But soft, what light through yonder front porch breaks? It is the east, and the insecure, suicidally depressed misandrist is the overhead light they shine in your eyes when you go to get a cavity filled."]]

*** Just before that, when the tampon is first removed and held in front of The Man: "Those of you who ''aren't'' disgusted by this point...wait ten seconds."

** "Hi! I'm Jesus. Leave me out of this."

{{quote|'''''They're still going!'''''}}

** The fake movie trailer: "This summer. '''Damon.''' '''In.''' ''[[The Bourne Identity|The Bourne]] [[Leave the Camera Running|Monotony]]'', Rated PG-13."

{{quote|'''Oan:''' [sad] Lupa doesn't like me. [[Mood Whiplash|Anyway]], lets look at ''Gerry''.}}

** After a three-minute shot just following a car, it starts to sink in:

{{quote|'''Oancitizen:''' *look of rapidly growing madness* "''[[Cannibal Holocaust]]'' [[Even Evil Has Standards|DIDN'T USE REAL BODIES-"]] *cut to [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties]] screen*}}

** During a particularly bizarre scene of a naked man acting like a baby while a clothed man straddles him and attempts to do...something, Oancitizen decides to cut to "something more pleasant". Cue footage from {{spoiler|''[[Battlefield Earth (film)|Battlefield Earth]]''.}}

{{quote|[[The Nostalgia Critic|You]]! ''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie''? At least the vomit was ''fake''! [[The Nostalgia Chick|You!]] ''Showgirls''? At least the sex scenes were ''funny''! [[Obscurus Lupa|You]]! ''Pocket Ninjas''? Robert Z'Dar never got naked in front of those kids! [[Rollo T|All]] [[Todd in the Shadows|of]] [[Desu Des Brigade|you]]! ''The Last Airbender''? Shyamalan didn't intercut his battle scenes with ''actual'' war footage! [[The Cinema Snob|You]]! ''E.T. the Porno''? ...well, you've got me there.}}

* The opening speech to "9 Songs"

** The fanfare when he finally finds a parallel between the sex scenes and the boyfriend being a glaciologist.

** "Also, [[Mortal Kombat|Kano]] found Jesus." '''CHRISTIANITY'''

** Everything about the funeral scene. EVERYTHING. From the Steve Jobs joke (complete with victory pose and [[Too Soon]] disclaimer) to the EPIC [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment]] that occurs shortly afterwards. The utterly dumbfounded look on Kyle's face doesn't even begin to describe it.

{{quote|"True story: when I first saw this film, I tweeted what I saw, and someone on Twitter responded, 'Are you reading aloud from a [[Troll Fic]]?'"}}

* Kyle's video of the New York Comic Con, done in character of Oancitizien and featuring him dancing to "My Humps" with [[The Nostalgia Chick|Team NChick]], [[Todd in the Shadows]], and [[Desu Des Brigade|JesuOtaku]].

* ''[[Ghost Dog: The Way of The Samurai]]''

** Mistaking hip hop producer RZA for "Royal Zoological Administration".

{{quote|'''Oan:''' Oh, right, yes. And what do you do?

'''Rap Critic:''' [stares] }}

** [[Pass the Popcorn|whilst eating a bowl of popcorn]]: "Holy sh- this is still art, right?"

** Condensing his analysis of the film into rap over an instrumental of Wu-Tang Clan's "C.R.E.A.M.".

* A bit of an older review, but ''The Discovery of Heaven'' has a few of these.

** "[[Title Drop|And we have a title!]]"

(Cut to Twitter page) ZOMG I found a gelato place with a view of the Colosseum! Rome {{=}} win!] }}

** Oancitizen [[QI|getting the klaxon.]]

{{quote|''Better than that.'' Pfft. Nerds. }}

** "IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T SPAIN!"

** "Oh, my God, [[Emma Thompson]], be my bride! Oh, excuse me..."