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* His illustration for the "[[Squick|autoclitoridectomy]]" in ''[[~~Antichrist (Film)|~~Antichrist]]''. He says he can't show us what happens, so he illustrates it with a [[Rebus Bubble]] involving a kitten and a pair of scissors.

* His illustration for the "[[Squick|autoclitoridectomy]]" in ''[[Antichrist]]''. He says he can't show us what happens, so he illustrates it with a [[Rebus Bubble]] involving a kitten and a pair of scissors.

** "For some reason I see the cover art of a ''[[Twilight (~~Literature~~)|Twilight]]'' ripoff novel."

** "For some reason I see the cover art of a ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' ripoff novel."

** "The tree unironically enjoys ytmnd.com! Strange."

** She becomes [[She Hulk]].

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{{quote| '''He''': I'd like to do one more exercise, it's like role playing.

'''Oancitizen!He''': Now, I'm going be a half-elf ranger. Here's a character sheet. Now, you can pick anything you want but don't pick half elf or ranger since we need to diversify our skill sets. The talking fox will be the DM. }}

** This couple has now made made [[Twilight (~~Literature~~)|Edward and Bella Cullen]] look like John and Abigail Adams.

** This couple has now made made [[Twilight (novel)|Edward and Bella Cullen]] look like John and Abigail Adams.

** Hey, a phallic symbol! (He's just so chipper in the manner in which he says it, it's hilarious.)

** The [[Bambi ~~(Disney)~~|familiar]] [[Mood Whiplash|song]] after the fade-out of the stillborn deer.

** The [[Bambi|familiar]] [[Mood Whiplash|song]] after the fade-out of the stillborn deer.

* From his review of Pinocchio:

** His description of the World of Good Boys

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*** Just before that, when the tampon is first removed and held in front of The Man: "Those of you who ''aren't'' disgusted by this point...wait ten seconds."

** "Hi! I'm Jesus. Leave me out of this."

** "Speaking of ''[[~~Antichrist (Film)|~~Antichrist]]'', here's an inexplicable humping scene."

** "Speaking of ''[[Antichrist]]'', here's an inexplicable humping scene."

* Oancitizen considering it ludicrous that the protagonist of ''[[~~Perfume (Literature)|~~Perfume]]'' could enrapture people so heavily through scent alone... at least, until he considers [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like ~~(Advertising)~~|Isaiah Mustafa]].

* Oancitizen considering it ludicrous that the protagonist of ''[[Perfume]]'' could enrapture people so heavily through scent alone... at least, until he considers [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like|Isaiah Mustafa]].

** Kyle explaining the basis of the character Jean-Baptiste Grenouille<ref>Yes, he's a Frenchman with the last name 'Frog'. Go with it.</ref>

{{quote| '''Kyle:''' In Süskind's novel, this is the key to his alienation: Jean-Baptiste Grenouille's sensory input cripples his emotional output, and so we see-

''[[Super Reflexes|Jean-Baptiste dodges an apple thrown at him... from behind.]]''

'''Kyle:''' [''astounded''] Oh my God he's [[~~Daredevil (Comic Book)|~~Daredevil]]! }}

'''Kyle:''' [''astounded''] Oh my God he's [[Daredevil]]! }}

** Movie is explaining that protagonist will not only prove he's someone but prove he's exceptional. Cut to Oancitizen, [[Awesome Moment|singing]]:

{{quote| "[[Aladdin (Disney)|Riff raff, street rat, I don't buy that!]]"}}

{{quote| "[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Riff raff, street rat, I don't buy that!]]"}}

** Lampshading the protagonist's being a walking [[Mentor Occupational Hazard]] by saying this about [[It Makes Sense in Context|leaving a cave]]: The cave was later shot in the stalactites during a 3 a.m. drug store robbery.

** "Oh bite me [[Les Misérables (~~Theatre~~)|Eponine]]!"

** "Oh bite me [[Les Misérables (theatre)|Eponine]]!"

*** "Ow! [[I'm a Humanitarian|Not like that]]!"

** Anything regarding the perfume-instigated orgies ("He could go to all the major European capitals and cause them to collapse due to severe in-breeding!").

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** The Book of Exodus had less wandering through through the desert!

** Giving the audience a break from the terrible movie - by showing a video of a cockatoo dancing to bad hip hop. Specifically Whip My Hair by Willow Smith.

** Oancitizen's singing different songs over the pair of Gerrys marching was hilarious! Including [[Les Misérables (~~Theatre~~)|Do You Hear the People Sing]].

** Oancitizen's singing different songs over the pair of Gerrys marching was hilarious! Including [[Les Misérables (theatre)|Do You Hear the People Sing]].

*** Probably the two funniest songs sung in this sequence are "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers, and then Oan ends it all with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBdKlNsuPd4 his own theme song.]

*** Even better-as he ends the joke, he ''loses his patience and screams in frustration.''

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'''[[Memetic Mutation|O RLY? Owl]]''': O RGY?

'''Oancitizen''': YA RGY! }}

* From his episode on ''Sebastiane'': This guy apparently learned his oratory skills from [[Ferris Bueller's Day Off ~~(Film)~~|Ferris Bueller]] of Illinoisis.

* From his episode on ''Sebastiane'': This guy apparently learned his oratory skills from [[Ferris Bueller's Day Off|Ferris Bueller]] of Illinoisis.

** "It makes as much sense as a pairing between Jefferson Davis and Ulysses S. Grant." *beat* "[[Rule 34|Oh, no, no no no no no --]]"

** [[Memetic Mutation|"...dicks. Dicks everywhere."]]

** "[[Firesign Theatre|All out for Fort Stinkindesert!]]"

** "[[3rd Rock ~~From~~ the Sun|This man is a genius!]]"

** "[[3rd Rock from the Sun|This man is a genius!]]"

* In his [[WR Mysteries of the Organism]] review he says that the soundtrack for a sex scene is probably the worst lovemaking soundtrack since John Phillip Sousa. And then promptly shows the scene set to a Sousa march to show how accurate that is. There's just something funny about watching people having sex to Stars and Stripes Forever. And there's a [[Genius Bonus]] when you realize that the couple having sex are communists in the former Yugoslavia, so yeah, irony.

* In his [[W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism]] review he says that the soundtrack for a sex scene is probably the worst lovemaking soundtrack since John Phillip Sousa. And then promptly shows the scene set to a Sousa march to show how accurate that is. There's just something funny about watching people having sex to Stars and Stripes Forever. And there's a [[Genius Bonus]] when you realize that the couple having sex are communists in the former Yugoslavia, so yeah, irony.

** From the same review, his panicked calling of [[Obscurus Lupa]], [[Diamanda Hagan]], and [[Apollo Z Hack]] upon the film's completion and ultimate "message" (that men who don't have sex become murderous).

* From the ''What Is It?'' review: "Ah, yes, Botticelli's ''The Birth of R. Crumb.''"

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** Every time he calls back to the notes Roo of the [[Clan of the Gray Wolf]] took for him.

** He brings up how the movie took cue from two styles of anime. The calm kind (showing a calm scene from [[Spirited Away]]) and the "what-the-fuck" kind (showing a scene from Garzeys Wing).

** "Ah, yes, this is what Campbell would've called ''(the villain suddenly rises from apparent death)'' - this is what Campbell would've called the '[[Friday the ~~Thirteenth~~|Jason Voorhees]] is not dead' moment."

** "Ah, yes, this is what Campbell would've called ''(the villain suddenly rises from apparent death)'' - this is what Campbell would've called the '[[Friday the 13th|Jason Voorhees]] is not dead' moment."

* From ''Exterminating Angels'':

** He points out the Nineties synth strings playing over the lesbian 3-way and how they'd sound like something Richard Norton and Cynthia Rothrock would fight to. Cut to... Richard Norton and Cynthia Rothrock fighting, then getting distracted by the lesbian 3-way.

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{{quote| '''Oancitizen:''' "Then [[True Art Is Incomprehensible|an OBGYN unicycles into the room]] and...[[A Rare Sentence|I just said that sentence out loud, didn't I]]?"}}

** Oancitizen ''losing his shit'' when the movie decides to show [[Stock Footage]] ''of [[wikipedia:Katyn massacre|a Soviet atrocity]].''

{{quote| '''Oancitizen:''' *look of rapidly growing madness* "''[[Cannibal Holocaust~~|CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST~~]]'' [[Even Evil Has Standards|DIDN'T USE REAL BODIES-"]] *cut to [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties]] screen*}}

{{quote| '''Oancitizen:''' *look of rapidly growing madness* "''[[Cannibal Holocaust]]'' [[Even Evil Has Standards|DIDN'T USE REAL BODIES-"]] *cut to [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties]] screen*}}

** During a particularly bizarre scene of a naked man acting like a baby while a clothed man straddles him and attempts to do...something, Oancitizen decides to cut to "something more pleasant". Cue footage from {{spoiler|''[[Battlefield Earth (~~Film~~)|Battlefield Earth]]''.}}

** During a particularly bizarre scene of a naked man acting like a baby while a clothed man straddles him and attempts to do...something, Oancitizen decides to cut to "something more pleasant". Cue footage from {{spoiler|''[[Battlefield Earth (film)|Battlefield Earth]]''.}}

** His rant at the end towards the other members of That Guy With The Glasses for being sheltered:

{{quote| [[The Nostalgia Critic ~~(Web Video)~~|You]]! ''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie''? At least the vomit was ''fake''! [[The Nostalgia Chick ~~(Web Video)~~|You!]] ''Showgirls''? At least the sex scenes were ''funny''! [[Obscurus Lupa|You]]! ''Pocket Ninjas''? Robert Z'Dar never got naked in front of those kids! [[Rollo T|All]] [[Todd in ~~The~~ Shadows ~~(Web Video)~~|of]] [[Desu Des Brigade|you]]! ''The Last Airbender''? Shyamalan didn't intercut his battle scenes with ''actual'' war footage! [[The Cinema Snob ~~(Web Video)~~|You]]! ''E.T. the Porno''? ...well, you've got me there.}}

{{quote| [[The Nostalgia Critic|You]]! ''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie''? At least the vomit was ''fake''! [[The Nostalgia Chick|You!]] ''Showgirls''? At least the sex scenes were ''funny''! [[Obscurus Lupa|You]]! ''Pocket Ninjas''? Robert Z'Dar never got naked in front of those kids! [[Rollo T|All]] [[Todd in the Shadows|of]] [[Desu Des Brigade|you]]! ''The Last Airbender''? Shyamalan didn't intercut his battle scenes with ''actual'' war footage! [[The Cinema Snob|You]]! ''E.T. the Porno''? ...well, you've got me there.}}

* When witnessing the appearance of some [[Uncanny Valley]] animals in his review of "Alice"; he pauses, takes a sip of Listerine, spits it out, then [[Screams Like a Little Girl]].

* The opening speech to "9 Songs"

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{{quote| '''Sad Panda:''' Neckties are lame.

'''Oancitizen:''' *looks at tie:* Aww... }}

** His contribution to [[~~Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|~~Atop the Fourth Wall]]'s [["Previously On..."]] segment for "Rise of Arsenal."

** His contribution to [[Atop the Fourth Wall]]'s [["Previously On..."]] segment for "Rise of Arsenal."

** Diamanda's [http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/diamanda-hagan-special-review-freaks/ look] at [[Freaks]] has Kyle being possessed by her and doing the entire review as a [[Large Ham]] with a voice that, in the commentary, he describes as a combination of [[Star Trek Voyager|Captain Janeway]] and [[~~Mrs. Doubtfire (Film)|~~Mrs. Doubtfire]].

** Diamanda's [http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/diamanda-hagan-special-review-freaks/ look] at [[Freaks]] has Kyle being possessed by her and doing the entire review as a [[Large Ham]] with a voice that, in the commentary, he describes as a combination of [[Star Trek: Voyager|Captain Janeway]] and [[Mrs. Doubtfire]].

** Just how he, like many others before him, can't wrap his head around the full insanity of the ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' movie. Starting with the characters' [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|hair colors]] and [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|"limpid" eyes]]. [[Desu Des Brigade|JesuOtaku]] absolutely revels at his lack of foresight and misses not one chance to confuse the hell out of him.

* From ''[[Naked Lunch]]'':

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** When he sees a man tell a blatantly homobphobic "joke" that has no real punchline, he tells a "joke" in a similar style that mocks the movie.

{{quote| So this idiot made a movie about people that society rightly rejected on an old VHS camera, and he sold it, and people think he's some sort of visionary.}}

** "So, these guys are like Henry David Thoreau crossed with [[The Joker]]... I would've guessed they were [[Arrested Development (TV)|the Bluths]] crossed with the Progeria Support Group, but whatever."

** "So, these guys are like Henry David Thoreau crossed with [[The Joker]]... I would've guessed they were [[Arrested Development (TV series)|the Bluths]] crossed with the Progeria Support Group, but whatever."

** [[Civilization|OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!]]

* ''[[The Doom Generation]]'':

** Oancitizen taking his [[Running Gag]] involving milk to new heights by "reenacting" the scene where {{spoiler|one of the characters jerks off, cums in his hand, then licks it off}}. He then turns to the camera and says in the most upbeat voice possible, "Scene!"

** [[Atop the Fourth Wall ~~(Web Video)~~|90's Kid]] shows up. "Oh God, I forgot you existed."

** [[Atop the Fourth Wall|90's Kid]] shows up. "Oh God, I forgot you existed."

*** And then Oancitizen sends him away, broken and confused, by claiming that Nirvana was directly responsible for the formation of Nickelback.

** His cherry response to the first line in the movie (it's [[Rose McGowan]] saying [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck!]])

** "Hello, and welcome to We're-Too-Dumb-Not-To-Wear-Green-In-Front-Of-A-Green-Screen News."

* ''[[Me And You And Everyone We Know]]'':

** One scene with the two brothers on an internet sex chat drove Oan to play clips of "[[The Human Centipede ~~(Film)~~|The]] [[The Cinema Snob ~~(Web Video)~~|Human]] [[The Spoony Experiment ~~(Web Video)~~|Spider]]"

** One scene with the two brothers on an internet sex chat drove Oan to play clips of "[[The Human Centipede|The]] [[The Cinema Snob|Human]] [[The Spoony Experiment|Spider]]"

** After the art curator says that [[Insane Troll Logic|we wouldn't have the Internet without AIDS]], Oancitizen goes on a long, [[Shown Their Work|detailed]] explanation of the military and commercial origins of the Internet. He then says, "But, y'know... ''your'' explanation works, too."

** "...I guess my opinion will just oscillate between those two view points. Back and forth. Forever." *cheerful wave* "Byeeeeee!"

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** "He [Gallo] picks one [a prostitute] up and he does terrible, nasty things to her - he buys her a McDonald's lunch, the BASTARD!"

*** (to the tune of Old Susanna) Ha-haha-haha-haha-haha-haha-haha, JOKE." With the word "joke" said completely straight-faced and deadpan.

** [[The Spoony Experiment ~~(Web Video)~~|Experience BJ!]]

** [[The Spoony Experiment|Experience BJ!]]

* ''[[Tideland]]'':

** "What's that, Mr. Squirrel? What do you mean, '[[Antichrist ~~(Film)~~|Chaos reigns]]'?"

** "What's that, Mr. Squirrel? What do you mean, '[[Antichrist|Chaos reigns]]'?"

** His attempt at seeing the movie with the mind of a child, ending in a high pitched '''''WHAT THE FUCK?!?'''''

** So the moral of this film is 'Children are sociopathic morons'. Good for you!

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*** "Uh, [[Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud|read, read, read]], um... ...[[Slacker]]?"

*** "Am I talking a lot of bullshit? [camera nods "yes"] (snickering)"

* The ending song for his ''[[The Fall (~~Film~~)|The Fall]]'' review.

* The ending song for his ''[[The Fall (film)|The Fall]]'' review.

* From ''Goodbye Twentieth Century'':

** "Also, [[Mortal Kombat|Kano]] found Jesus." '''CHRISTIANITY'''

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** Kyle's [[Not Making This Up Disclaimer]] about when he saw the film for the first time.

{{quote| "True story: when I first saw this film, I tweeted what I saw, and someone on Twitter responded, 'Are you reading aloud from a [[Troll Fic]]?'"}}

* Kyle's video of the New York Comic Con, done in character of Oancitizien and featuring him dancing to "My Humps" with [[The Nostalgia Chick ~~(Web Video)~~|Team NChick]], [[Todd in ~~The Shadows (Web Video)|Todd in The~~ Shadows]], and [[Desu Des Brigade|JesuOtaku]].

* Kyle's video of the New York Comic Con, done in character of Oancitizien and featuring him dancing to "My Humps" with [[The Nostalgia Chick|Team NChick]], [[Todd in the Shadows]], and [[Desu Des Brigade|JesuOtaku]].

* The Dork Ages: My Eighth Grade History Project (done in the style of Pop-up Video)

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(Cut to Twitter page) ZOMG I found a gelato place with a view of the Colosseum! Rome {{=}} win!] }}

** Oancitizen [[QI|getting the klaxon.]]

* It's a more somber piece, but his review of ''[[Angels in America]]'' has him declaring the end of "Millennium Approaches" to best the "Best. Cliffhanger. EVER." It then cuts to the cliffhanger of "[[Star Trek ~~the~~ Next Generation|The Best of Both Worlds, Part I.]]"

* It's a more somber piece, but his review of ''[[Angels in America]]'' has him declaring the end of "Millennium Approaches" to best the "Best. Cliffhanger. EVER." It then cuts to the cliffhanger of "[[Star Trek: The Next Generation|The Best of Both Worlds, Part I.]]"

* From Shakespeare, Film, and Kenneth Branagh, - A Retrospective: "It says I'm supposed to poison him? That's boring-EAT CHANDELIER, BITCH!"