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{{quote|"No. No, those weren't vampires. Those were just guys in thundering need of a facial. Or maybe they had rabies. It could have been rabies. And that guy turning to dust? Just a trick of light."|'''Buffy''' lampooning [[Scully Syndrome]]}}
 
{{quote|"I looked around, but as soon as they got clear of the graveyard, they could have just-- [makes sweeping hand gesture] ''voom''!"<br />
"They can fly?"<br />
"[[Mundane Solution|They can drive]]."|'''Xander''' and '''Buffy'''}}
 
{{quote|"So, Giles, got anything that can make this day any worse?"<br />
"How about [[The End of the World as We Know It]]?<br />
"I knew I can count on you."|'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}}
 
{{quote|"For as long as there have been vampires, there's been the Slayer. One girl in all the world, a Chosen One--"<br />
[to Willow and Xander] "[[Failed Attempt At Drama|He loves doing this part]]."<br />
"Alright. [[Layman's Terms|The Slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is a Slayer, don't tell anyone]]."|'''Giles''' and '''Buffy''' }}
 
{{quote|"It may be that you can wrest some information from that dread machine. [beat] That was a bit British, wasn't it?"<br />
"Welcome to the New World."|'''Giles''' and '''Buffy'''}}
 
{{quote|"I don't suppose you've got a key on you?"<br />
"They ''really'' don't like me dropping in."<br />
"Why not?"<br />
"They really don't like me."<br />
"[[Belligerent Sexual Tension|How could that possibly be]]?|'''Buffy''' and '''Angel'''}}
 
{{quote|"Okay, so, crosses, garlic, stake through the heart."<br />
"That'll get it done."<br />
"Cool! Of course, I don't actually have any of those things."<br />
"[[Sarcasm Mode|Good thinking.]]"<br />
"Well, the part of my brain that would tell me to bring that stuff is still busy telling me not to come down here."|'''Xander''' and '''Buffy'''}}
 
{{quote|"Ah, Colin... [[You Have Failed Me...|You failed me]]. Tell me you're sorry."<br />
"I'm sorry!"<br />
"There. That wasn't so bad, was it? Hold on... {{[[[Eye Scream]] putting out Colin's eye}}] [[Post MortemBond One -Liner|You've got something in your eye]]."|'''The Master''' [[Villainous Demotivator|reprimands]] on of his [[Mook|mooks]].}}
 
{{quote|"I just am not the type to settle, you know? It's like when I go shopping. I have to have the most expensive thing. Not because it's expensive, but because '''[[Department of Redundancy Department|it costs more]]'''."|'''Cordelia'''}}
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{{quote| <small>Visit unabridged version [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S1 E2/E02 The Harvest|HERE]].</small>}}
 
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