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{{quote|'''Shepard:''' Have you got a minute to talk?
'''Mordin:''' Perhaps later. Trying to determine how Scale-itch got onto ''Normandy''. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications...''unpleasant''... }}
** Current bets that [[Extreme Omnisexual|Kelly]] ''isn't'' somehow responsible are twenty to one, despite [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees/WMG|few wanting it]] [[Perverse Sexual Lust|to actually be true]].
* ''[[Dragon Age]]: Origins'' has a brothel, where you can sleep with anything, ''anything''. When told by the Madam to "Surprise Me" one of the random options has you waking up in a daze with a goat that looks at you funny.
* ''[[Dragon Age II]]'' has a "Surprise Me" that ends in two nugs (some kind of rabbit/pig hybrid) that "avoid eye contact, trying to look busy".